Title:           Laziness
Author:          Domino_anon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/CAhknWst
First Edit:      Tuesday 9th of April 2013 04:58:58 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 9th of April 2013 04:58:58 PM CDT

>Being Lazy in Equestria
>You are Anon
>Wake up and stare at the ceiling
>A wave of indifference washes over you
"I don't feel like doing anything today." you say to the walls
>You rise from your bed and walk downstairs
>You pass by your kitchen, skipping breakfast
>Plopping down on your couch, you let out a content sigh
>You smile, it feels good to do nothing
>You haven't had a day off since...
>Hell, you've been working for AppleJack since you arrived here
>You hear a knock at the door
"It's open!" you call
>You'd get up, but fuck that
>The door opens and Fluttershy comes in
>"Anon? W-where are you?" she calls out
>It's more like a whisper
>She trots into the living room
>"O-oh, there you are. You usually answer the door."
>You look over at her as indifferently as possible
"Yeah, I just didn't want to get up today."
>Fluttershy looks concerned as she talks
>"I-is something wrong? You're usually more active."
"Nothing's wrong Fluttershy, I just don't feel like getting up today."
>You can see the metaphorical lightbulb flash above her head
>And a literal one
>You grab it and screw it into the lamp by your couch
>Been meaning to do that for a while
>You drop back onto the couch and Fluttershy has the best damn poker face you've ever seen
"Fluttershy."
>She slowly inches toward you
"What are you doing?"
>She bites your belt
"Fluttershy."
>Your pants are around your ankles
"Stahp."
>Still holding a poker face, she reaches up and starts to rub your manhood
>You should probably stop her...
>But that would require effort
"Fluttershy, you're lucky I can't be bothered to get up."
>She takes your member into her mouth, attempting to get it hard
>You turn on your TV, ignoring the mare trying to suck you off
>Fluttershy stops and looks up at you with sad eyes
"Done already?"
>"Am I doing something wrong?"
>You chuckle at her
"I told you Flutters, I can't be bothered to get up. That means, neither can he."
>You point at Anon Jr.
>She flutters out with a huff, her pouty look making you d'aww internally
>You gather the energy to pull your pants up and continue watching the news
>Another knock at the door makes you groan
"It's open!" you call out
>More knocking
>You rise with a fatty-grunt and shuffle to the door, peeking out a window along the way
>Applejack came to visit
>You open the door and greet the orange mare
"Good afternoon Applejack. What did I do to deserve a visit from a beautiful mare such as you?"
>You may feel lazy today, but you are a gentleman
>AJ rolls her eyes
>"Calm down, lover boy. Ah need ta talk to ya."
"In that case, come on in."
>You turn and walk back into your living room, plopping down on the couch
>"So why didn't ya come to work today? Ya sick or somethin'?" she asks
>You run your finger through your hair and sigh
"AJ, do you ever get the feeling that you should do nothing?" you ask
>She scrunches her face in confusion
>"Ah don't think Ah understand."
>How could you explain it to her?
"Do you ever feel like...not working?"
>She seems confused
>"Not...working? Anon, now yer just talkin' nonsense."
>Of course she wouldn't understand
"Nevermind. I'll ju—"
>"Now hold on, Ah wanna try this." she interrupts you
>This catches you by surprise
"Take a seat, we'll do nothing together." you pat the couch next to you
>Applejack climbs up and lays across the cushion, resting her head in your lap
>A moment of silence passes as you run your fingers through AJ's mane, a news story on the Crystal Empire providing background noise
>The silence is broken by Applejack
>"So is this it? This is doin' nothin'?"
"Yeah. Great, isn't it?"
>She seems conflicted for a second, then smiles
>"Yeah, Ah think it is."
>So you spent the rest of the day doing nothing with
>Fucking Applejack