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Laziness

By: Domino_anon on Apr 9th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.73 KB  |  hits: 44  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Being Lazy in Equestria
  2. >You are Anon
  3. >Wake up and stare at the ceiling
  4. >A wave of indifference washes over you
  5. "I don't feel like doing anything today." you say to the walls
  6. >You rise from your bed and walk downstairs
  7. >You pass by your kitchen, skipping breakfast
  8. >Plopping down on your couch, you let out a content sigh
  9. >You smile, it feels good to do nothing
  10. >You haven't had a day off since...
  11. >Hell, you've been working for AppleJack since you arrived here
  12. >You hear a knock at the door
  13. "It's open!" you call
  14. >You'd get up, but fuck that
  15. >The door opens and Fluttershy comes in
  16. >"Anon? W-where are you?" she calls out
  17. >It's more like a whisper
  18. >She trots into the living room
  19. >"O-oh, there you are. You usually answer the door."
  20. >You look over at her as indifferently as possible
  21. "Yeah, I just didn't want to get up today."
  22. >Fluttershy looks concerned as she talks
  23. >"I-is something wrong? You're usually more active."
  24. "Nothing's wrong Fluttershy, I just don't feel like getting up today."
  25. >You can see the metaphorical lightbulb flash above her head
  26. >And a literal one
  27. >You grab it and screw it into the lamp by your couch
  28. >Been meaning to do that for a while
  29. >You drop back onto the couch and Fluttershy has the best damn poker face you've ever seen
  30. "Fluttershy."
  31. >She slowly inches toward you
  32. "What are you doing?"
  33. >She bites your belt
  34. "Fluttershy."
  35. >Your pants are around your ankles
  36. "Stahp."
  37. >Still holding a poker face, she reaches up and starts to rub your manhood
  38. >You should probably stop her...
  39. >But that would require effort
  40. "Fluttershy, you're lucky I can't be bothered to get up."
  41. >She takes your member into her mouth, attempting to get it hard
  42. >You turn on your TV, ignoring the mare trying to suck you off
  43. >Fluttershy stops and looks up at you with sad eyes
  44. "Done already?"
  45. >"Am I doing something wrong?"
  46. >You chuckle at her
  47. "I told you Flutters, I can't be bothered to get up. That means, neither can he."
  48. >You point at Anon Jr.
  49. >She flutters out with a huff, her pouty look making you d'aww internally
  50. >You gather the energy to pull your pants up and continue watching the news
  51. >Another knock at the door makes you groan
  52. "It's open!" you call out
  53. >More knocking
  54. >You rise with a fatty-grunt and shuffle to the door, peeking out a window along the way
  55. >Applejack came to visit
  56. >You open the door and greet the orange mare
  57. "Good afternoon Applejack. What did I do to deserve a visit from a beautiful mare such as you?"
  58. >You may feel lazy today, but you are a gentleman
  59. >AJ rolls her eyes
  60. >"Calm down, lover boy. Ah need ta talk to ya."
  61. "In that case, come on in."
  62. >You turn and walk back into your living room, plopping down on the couch
  63. >"So why didn't ya come to work today? Ya sick or somethin'?" she asks
  64. >You run your finger through your hair and sigh
  65. "AJ, do you ever get the feeling that you should do nothing?" you ask
  66. >She scrunches her face in confusion
  67. >"Ah don't think Ah understand."
  68. >How could you explain it to her?
  69. "Do you ever feel like...not working?"
  70. >She seems confused
  71. >"Not...working? Anon, now yer just talkin' nonsense."
  72. >Of course she wouldn't understand
  73. "Nevermind. I'll ju—"
  74. >"Now hold on, Ah wanna try this." she interrupts you
  75. >This catches you by surprise
  76. "Take a seat, we'll do nothing together." you pat the couch next to you
  77. >Applejack climbs up and lays across the cushion, resting her head in your lap
  78. >A moment of silence passes as you run your fingers through AJ's mane, a news story on the Crystal Empire providing background noise
  79. >The silence is broken by Applejack
  80. >"So is this it? This is doin' nothin'?"
  81. "Yeah. Great, isn't it?"
  82. >She seems conflicted for a second, then smiles
  83. >"Yeah, Ah think it is."
  84. >So you spent the rest of the day doing nothing with
  85. >Fucking Applejack
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