Insanity

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>Day "Insanity" in Equestria

>Wake up, commence the same routine you go through every day

>After your daily triple S, you plop down onto your couch with a sigh

>You run your fingers through your hair, wondering what you did to deserve being sent to this magical hell of talking p0nies

>A knock at the door interrupts your thoughts

>At 8:30 every morning, Fluttershy would knock at your door and try to guess your fetish

>You swear it was like clockwork

>You open the door, not giving the yellow menace a chance to talk

"I swear to god, Flutters, I'm getting tired o-"

>Fluttershy headbutts your crotch, sending a shockwave of pain through your body

>Your eyes shrink to pinpricks as you fall to your knees, your head hanging limp

>As you stare at the floor, you see the shadow of that damned mare fall over you

>"I-is pain your fetish, A-Anon?" she stutters out

>As you hear those words, something inside you snaps

>You laugh as you raise your head, meeting Fluttershy's eyes

>You feel as if there's nothing more to worry about

>Everything would be okay

>Upon hearing your laugh, Fluttershy begins to back away

>"I'll j-just come b-back later..." she mumbles

>You stop your laughing

"Fluttershy, come here." You say with an unnerving calmness

>The yellow rapist stops

>"N-no, I'll just-"

"Come. Here." You command, your voice more stern

>Flutterstutter makes a squeaking noise, and trots back to you, hiding behind her mane

>God how you hated that squeak

>You put your hand under her chin, lifting her eyes to meet yours

>A famous quote comes to mind

"Fluttershy, did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?" You ask, a smile creeping onto your face

>"N-no, I can't s-say that you-"

>You interrupt her, your voice growing louder

"Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change." You feel good, like nothing can stop you

"And you know what, Flutters? You and me, we're both pretty damn crazy, if you ask me."

>You rise to your feet, ignoring the pain in your groin

"Every day, we do the same ol' song and dance, and now..."

>You punch the wall next to your door, causing Fluttershy to make an 'EEP' noise, and cower behind her mane

"I am tired of it. Tired of waking up everyday, doing the same fuckin' routine, and having my morning ruined..." You crouch down and brush her mane away from her eyes "...by you."

>Fluttershy seems to calm herself as you finish your speech

>" I think I understand, Anon"

>You are filled with renewed hope, praying that your troubles might finally be over

>"What you're trying to say is... Same time tomorrow?"

>Your face falls to a blank expression and you hang your head with a resigned sigh

"Fucking... yes, Fluttershy. Same time tomorrow." You close the door and slump onto your couch

>You stare at your wall, contemplating suicide

>All because of...

>Fucking Fluttershy.