- >Day "Handicap" in Equestria
- >You are Anon
- >The sun shines through your window as your alarm goes off
- >You grumble and try to reach for it, but nothing happens
- >Oh right, gotta get used to having one arm
- >You flip over and slap the alarm with your remaining hand, cursing it and the portal that brought you here
- "Stupid science...portals takin' muh arm..."
- >When you first came here, you immediately had to face the consequences of cross-universe travel
- >You successfully created a portal, but the damn thing ripped off your arm in exchange
- >You would have bled to death if not for Fluttershy, the pony who found you
- >She took you in, but you moved in with Twilight after a particularly rapey incident
- "Hey writer, that's enough backstory, don't ya think?"
- >Yeah, yeah, back to the story
- >You rise from your bed and shuffle to the bathroom to begin your morning routine
- >As you finish the routine, you hear a knock at the door
- >Time for the daily fetish guess with your host, Fluttershy!
- >You walk downstairs an open the door, fully prepared to yell at the yellow menace
- "Alright, what—Oh, hey Derpy."
- >The wall-eyed mail mare grins and looks cheerily at you and the side of the house
- >"Morning Moose!"
- >Who?
- >"Got a package for ya."
- >She pulls long, slender box from her saddle bags and you take it
- >"Have a good day 808!"
- >She waves and takes off, crashing into a building
- >You close the door and mutter to yourself
- "Who the hell is 808?"
- >Bringing the package to the kitchen, you grab a knife and cut it open
- >Inside is another box with a note attached
- >You clear your throat and prepare to read it
- "Dear Anonymous,
- Don't try to play God.
- Love,
- God"
- >What.
- >You pry open the second box and gasp
- "I-is that...a new arm?"
- >You reach down and grab the robotic arm, placing it against your shoulder
- >Pain tears through you as wires shoot into your stump and attach to the severed nerves
- >A second arm and a pair of legs lay in the box with a note attached
- "P.S. Had to make it a matching set"
- >Your good arm and legs suddenly explode, coating the kitchen with blood and bits of bone
- >You didn't feel a thing
- "Well shit."
- >After attaching the new limbs, you go upstairs to the bathroom and look in the mirror
- >You look kind of like Adam Jensen
- >You put on a mock gruff voice and talk to your reflection
- "I never asked for this."
- >A knock at the door draws your attention from the mirror
- >Time for a test run
- >You crash through the wall and fall into the library
- >Twilight spits out her coffee and shouts angrily at you
- >"Dammit Anon! You're fixing that!"
- >Still imitating Adam Jensen, you turn to her
- "I never asked for this."
- >Walk to the front door and rip it off its hinges
- >"Dammit Anon!"
- "I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS!"
- >Fluttershy stands in the doorway, shaking from your display of robotic superiority
- >A pearly white filly stands next to her
- "Whaddya want Fluttershy? And who's this?"
- >You kneel down next to the filly and look into her milky white eyes
- >"A-are handicaps your f-fetish Anon?"
- >Fluttershy manages to stutter out her guess
- >Handicaps? The filly must be blind
- >You stand and draw back your leg, preparing for an augmented cunt-punt
- >The sheer power of your kick sends Fluttershy crashing through the wall of a house
- >You kneel down and pick up the filly
- >She gasps in surprise and starts to rub her hoofs against you
- >"Who are you? Where are we going?"
- "Don't worry, I'm handicapped too. We're gonna show the world that handicaps can't stop us."
- >The filly smiles and you run off into the sunset
- >Anon Jensen and the blind filly went on to become the super heroes HandiCaptain and The Blind Bruiser
- End
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