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Gryphon

By: Domino_anon on Apr 22nd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.99 KB  |  hits: 77  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day Gryphons in Equestria
  2. >You are Anon
  3. >Wake up and perform the morning routine
  4. >Shit, shower and shave
  5. >Head downstairs and prepare breakfast
  6. >Any minute now, Fluttershy will knock on the door
  7. >...Any minute now...
  8. >Huh, she must've given up
  9. >You reach for the milk to pour over your cereal, but you feel nothing
  10. "No milk? Son of a..."
  11. >A primal rage wells up inside you
  12. "KHAAAAAAN!"
  13. >Guess that means you gotta go into town
  14. >You put on your stompin' boots and head out the door
  15. >You immediately run into Pinkie
  16. "Oh hey Pink-"
  17. >"Nonny!Comeonthere'safightinthe-"
  18. >You put a finger to her lips and she shuts up
  19. "Again, and slower this time."
  20. >She takes a deep breath repeats herself
  21. >"Nonny! Come on, there's a fight in the market and we need your help!"
  22. >You nod your head and she takes off like a shot
  23. >As you jog toward the market, a crowd of ponies comes into view
  24. >You push your way through the crowd but stop when you see the "fighters"
  25. >Fluttershy is pinned to the ground by some kind of half-lion half-eagle thing
  26. >If what Twilight told you is correct, that thing is a gryphon
  27. >You look on as the gryphon holds down a bawling Fluttershy and boasts to the crowd
  28. >"You see what happens when a wimpy little dweeb like that bumps into me?"
  29. >She may have been annoying, but you can't stand to see anyone cry
  30. >You shout at the gryphon as you burst from the crowd
  31. "Hey you overgrown turkey!"
  32. >The gryphon whips around to face you just as you dive and tackle her
  33. >She lets out a surprised squawk and you both go tumbling
  34.  
  35. >You are Fluttershy
  36. >You knew Anon cared about you!
  37. >Why else would he come and save you?
  38. >Thank Celestia your hero came to save you, who knows what Gilda would've done if he hadn't?
  39. >You crawl to the edge of the crowd and stand to watch Anon fight for you
  40. >You silently cheer him on as he and Gilda roll on the ground, exchanging blows
  41. >Gilda's claws prove to be dangerous as Anon's shirt is torn off
  42. "O-oh my..."
  43. >You're sure the fight is over when your hero pins Gilda to the ground by her neck
  44. >You feel your wings shoot out to the side when you see Anon's muscular body glistening with sweat
  45. >He brings his fist back, but freezes before delivering the killing blow
  46. >Wait, why isn't he killing her?
  47. >What's he doing?!
  48. >Anon suddenly bends down and locks lips with Gilda, drawing a collective gasp from the crowd
  49. >He stands, still locked in the passionate kiss, and carries Gilda towards his home
  50. >Your jaw drops as you try to comprehend what's happening
  51. Uh, Brain? What the hell is this?
  52. >From what I can tell, they're about to fuck.
  53. I see. Thanks Brain.
  54. >The crowd cheers as Anon kicks open his front door
  55.  
  56. >You are Anon
  57. >You lay in your bed, Gilda asleep beside you, and bask in the afterglow of rough sex
  58. >You smile and bring your hands up behind your head
  59. "Well Anon, you finally cracked."
  60. "You're an animal fucker."
  61. >Gilda rolls over, her head now resting on your chest
  62. >Now that you think about it, none of this would have happened if not for
  63. >Fucking Fluttershy
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