Title:           Grammar
Author:          Domino_anon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/n3HhKRek
First Edit:      Thursday 11th of April 2013 05:25:27 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 11th of April 2013 05:25:27 PM CDT

>Day Literature in Equestria
>You are Anon
>Wake up to the sound of Twilight's alarm
>It was nice of her to let you stay in the library, but that alarm was loud as fuck
>Smash the alarm with the force of a thousand suns
>Rise from your bed and admire the diploma hanging on the wall
>The only evidence of your literary mastery
"Damn it feels good to be an english major."
>Commence the morning routine of the "Triple S"
>Of course Twilight takes forever in the bathroom, so you have to wait
>Finish the routine and go downstairs to the library
>Inhale deeply and sigh
"I love the smell of knowledge in the morning."
>Grabbing a stack of paper and a quill, you sit down in your comfy chair
>You've spent most of your time here recreating the greatest works of human literature
>A knock on the door halts your writing
"Who the hell is knocking? This is a public library."
>You've got to stop thinking aloud
>You rise from your chair and go to open the door
>Surprise surprise, it's Fluttershy
"You know this is a public library, right? You don't have to knock."
>"O-oh, I know. But I just wanted to make sure y-you were awake."
>You sigh and pinch the bridge of your nose
"Fluttershy I'm trying to recreate Shakespeare, what do you want?"
>She shoots you the bedroom eyes and tries to speak in a sexy tone
>"I'd like to shake your spear."
>Slam the door in her face and return to your comfy chair
>Before you start writing, Twilight descends the stairs
>"What was that about?"
"Fluttershy again. I swear, she won't stop until we're in a comitted relationshi—
>Twilight holds up a hoof to stop you, then points above you
>"Hold on Anon, look."
>You look at the black text above you
"Yeah, what about it?"
>"Look closely. The word "committed" is spelled wrong."
>Your pupils shrink to pinpricks as you realize your mistake
>"Hand over your Grammar Badge."
>Twilight holds out her hoof
>You pull the badge, a tiny, metal book with the words "Reading is Rad!" engraved on it
"But...but it was only a small mistake!"
>You plead as Twilight snatches the badge from you
>She walks to a corner of the library and throws the badge into a furnace
>You fall to your knees and shout to the heavens
>http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!"
>You lower your head and sob
>"You're a disgrace."
>Twilight spits on you and trots back into her room
>Bad End