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  1. >Day of the Gay in Equestria
  2. >You are Anon, homosexual extraordinaire
  3. >You awaken to the music of Celine Deon
  4. >But not really. You're gay, but not -that- gay.
  5. >You awaken to the sound of an obnoxious fuckin' alarm clock
  6. >You slap the mechanical harpy, begging it to shut up
  7. >It silences and you rise from your bed
  8. >Commence the same routine you go through every day, the Triple S
  9. >You hum as you shower
  10. "...You can't be king of the world if you're slaves to the grind."
  11. >You finish the routine by styling your hair and descending the stairs to get breakfast
  12. >As you eat, you hear something strange. Silence.
  13. >Usually that little yellow mare would knock on your door and try to guess your fetish
  14. >Maybe she finally took the hint that you aren't into mares
  15. >You finish eating and leave your house, heading into town
  16. >As you walk, you admire the happy-go-lucky feeling of this world
  17. >Everything was just so damn cheery, you couldn't help but smile
  18. >You enter the market and watch as ponies go about their daily lives
  19. "Now, where's Big Mac?" you whisper under your breath
  20. >You see just the stallion you're looking for and you stride over to the Apple's stand
  21. >As you approach, he smiles and nods to you
  22. >"Howdy Anon." oh god, that voice. So smooth, so deeply masculine.
  23. "Morning Mac." you reply with a smile
  24. >You wink at him as you flip a bit onto the stand and grab an apple
  25. >You continue past the stand, slowing your pace and swaying your hips as you walk
  26. >You peek back at Mac and he now wears sunglasses as he bites his bottom lip
  27. >You smirk and continue on to Rarity's home
  28. >Rarity was your best friend in this world, and your employer
  29. >While your job title was "General Assistance", you really just got paid to sit around and chat with Rarity, help Sweetie Belle with homework, and gossip with the both of them.
  30. >Life was good
  31. >You push open the door and see Rarity freaking out over a small mistake on one of her latest designs
  32. >You crack your knuckles and walk up behind her
  33. >Time to put your magic fingers to work
  34. >You kneel down beside the panicking mare and start to scratch her ears and pet her
  35. >She yelps in surprise, then moans in ecstasy
  36. >You scratch and rub the mare's ears with one hand, and pet her back with the other
  37. >She collapses from the pleasure and you start to massage her
  38. >She moans as you press into her withers, relieving the built up stress
  39. >You continually move lower until you're massaging her flank
  40. >You stop and she lets out a sigh
  41. >"Oh Anon, why can't you be attracted to mares?" she asks in a whiny voice
  42. >You chuckle, she asks the same question every time you massage her
  43. >"We could be so happy together." she tells you dreamily
  44. "Rare, you know I love you, but I'm into stallions. Besides, I'll always be around to relieve the stress of the day."
  45. >You scratch her ear once more and she sighs
  46. >She trots into her studio and you follow, ready to start "work"
  47. >
  48. >After a long day of "working" with Rarity, you say your goodbyes and begin the trek home
  49. >As you pass through the market, you wave to ponies as they pack up their stands and head home
  50. >You stroll over towards the Apple stand and see Fluttershy talking to Big Mac
  51. >A bit strange, but nothing suspicious
  52. >As you approach the stand, Fluttershy waves to you and flies away
  53. "Afternoon Mac, what was that about?" you ask
  54. >"Oh nuthin' she just wanted ta talk." he responds
  55. >You shrug it off and smile
  56. >You place a bit on the stand
  57. "A tip, for great service." you wink at him
  58. >You continue down the road towards your home
  59. >The sun set is beautiful, but an unnerving silence falls over you
  60. >You can only hear the sound of gravel crunching under your shoes
  61. >You reach your house, but something seems...off.
  62. >Like the lights. You always leave one on before you leave.
  63. "Something isn't right..." you mumble under your breath
  64. >You approach your door but it opens before you reach for it
  65. >Fluttershy steps out and greets you
  66. >"O-oh, um h-hello Anon." she mumbles
  67. "Fluttershy, what were you doing in my house?" you ask her, eyes narrowing
  68. >"W-well um... I-it's a surprise and-" she gets quieter until you can't hear her
  69. >You push past her and open your door
  70.  
  71. End Part 1
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