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Fetishes

By: Domino_anon on Feb 13th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.81 KB  |  hits: 102  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day "Fetishes" in Equestria
  2. >You wake up and discover a new addition to the sacred morning ritual as you flop down the stairs and faceplant onto the hardwood floors
  3. >Your legs seem to be on strike today
  4. >It was okay though, you took the pain like a man
  5. "WAAAAAHAHAHA! MOMMY, I TRIPPED AND FELL!"
  6. >Alpha as fuck
  7. >You proceed with your morning routine of the 'Triple S', hold the 'S'
  8. >Your beard is the only manly thing about you
  9. >You take a peek at your watch
  10. "Almost 8:30 already? Oh boy, oh boy oh boy!"
  11. >The highlight of your day was fast approaching
  12. >Every day, the yellow p0ny Fluttershy would try, and ultimately fail, to get in your pants by guessing your fetish
  13. >Little did she know, that the act of guessing your fetish Was your fetish!
  14. >You shake with excitement as the yellow mare walks down the path to your door
  15. >You put on your best poker face and try to look grumpy as fuck
  16. >Before she even has a chance to knock, you fling open the door
  17. "Hey I'm Grump!"
  18. >Fluttershy looks at you as if you were crazy
  19. >What the fuck?
  20. >Did you seriously just say that?
  21. >"W-what?" She manages to stutter out
  22. "Nevermind, what is it today, Flutterstutter?"
  23. >Fluttershy's face brightens
  24. >"I'm sure I've got your fetish this time!" she states proudly
  25. >You highly doubt it
  26. >"Is your fetish me guessing your fetish?"
  27. "No Flut-wait what?"
  28. >A shocked expression is splayed across your face
  29. >God damn, she actually got it
  30. >You poker face so hard, you seem to completely erase the features off your head
  31. "N-no Flu-Fluttershy. I-it isn't."
  32. >A single bead of sweat rolls down your face as Fluttershy narrows her eyes at you
  33. >You slam the door in her face, and rush to your bedroom at the speed of [spoiler]KENYANS[/spoiler]
  34. >The resulting fap is as powerful as Mute-Anon is sad
  35. >It's a good thing you weren't...
  36. >Fucking Fluttershy
  37.  
  38. End
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