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End of Summer

By: Domino_anon on Jul 4th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 6.42 KB  |  hits: 74  |  expires: Never
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  1. End of Summer
  2.  
  3. >August in Equestria
  4. >You are Domino, survivor of Summer
  5. >That title belongs to only a select few
  6. >The Writers
  7. >It's been months since the "Summer Slaughter", as you writers called it, began
  8. >You sit in the bedroom of Twilight's tree/house/library, staring out the window
  9. >She let you move in with her when your house, your safe haven, was overrun
  10. >You watch the town square as a mob of the Summerfags gathers, all shouting and fighting amongst themselves
  11. >They've somehow gotten smarter since their arrival
  12. >It might look like a clusterfuck, but they learned to use their numbers as strength
  13. >You grab a pair of binoculars and mumble to yourself
  14. "Let's see who the unlucky bastard is today..."
  15. >Looking around the town square, you search for the signs of a marked house
  16. >You smile when you find it, the words "CHECK EM" painted on the walls
  17. >Checking your "map of survivors", you find that it's the hideout of Agnomeymous, the gun-toting, overconfident /k/ommando
  18. >This'll be the best show yet
  19. "Hey Dan, guess who's getting mobbed next!"
  20. >You call into the library
  21. >To maintain what sanity you had left, the surviving writers had made a game of placing bets on the next victim of the mobs
  22. >Dananatuffs, your roommate for the apocalypse, comes into the room and you hand him the binoculars
  23. >He scans the houses then chuckles
  24. >"Oh man, those Newfags are either stupid or crazy if they're gonna attack Gnome."
  25. >You laugh, but stop when something catches your eye
  26. >The flash of sun on metal shining through the boarded windows of Gnome's house
  27. >You snatch the binoculars and peer into the gap between the boards
  28. >It's Gnome, holding a piece of paper with a single word written in bright, red ink
  29. HELP
  30. >You slowly lower the binoculars, your surprise clearly showing
  31. "Oh shit..."
  32. >Dan shakes your shoulder
  33. >"Dude, what's wrong?"
  34. "I never thought I'd see the day that Gnome asked for help."
  35. >Dan looks at you like you just fucked Fluttershy
  36. "If he's asking for help, this is definitely going to be bad."
  37. >You turn and leave the bedroom, quickly descending the stairs
  38. >Dan calls out an follows you
  39. >"Dude, what made you decide to help Gnome? Why didn't you want to help anybody else when they were attacked?"
  40. >You reach the main room and grab your .30-06, your only defense against the Newfags
  41. >"Dom!"
  42. >Dan grabs your shoulder and you turn around to face him
  43. "Dan, if you're going to help, then grab a gun. Gnome was desperate enough to ask for help, so I'm gonna help."
  44. >Dan goes silent, then nods and grabs his rifle
  45. "Good, we'll use the windows upstairs. Height advantage and shit."
  46. >You both march upstairs, and kneel by a window
  47. >The mob of Summerfags has almost doubled in size, all of them shouting and going crazy in anticipation of the coming attack
  48. >As you watch the mob, you notice the windows of other houses open and gun barrels poke out
  49. >You look to the house closest to the library and see BraveLittlePyro waving at you
  50. >He holds out a bottle and points to it with a smile
  51. >He flashes you a thumbs-up before retreating back into his house
  52. "Uhh, Dan?"
  53. >"Yeah?"
  54. "Where the fuck did Pyro get a molotov?"
  55. >A moment of silence passes
  56. >"I have no fuckin' clue."
  57. "I see."
  58. >Everything goes quiet as one Newfag steps in front of the crowd
  59. >He raises his hand and narrows his eyes at Gnome's house
  60. >A bead of sweat rolls down your forehead
  61. >The silence is broken by the lead Newfag as he shouts
  62. >"SHITPOOOST!"
  63. >The town square erupts into yelling and gunshots as the mob charges the house
  64. >Several Newfags fall as writers fire into the crowd
  65. >You see the brown bottle fly from Pyro's window and land in the middle of the mob
  66. >The Newfags cry out in pain and surprise as the fire splashes onto them
  67. >You hear Pyro cheer as they writhe in pain on the ground
  68. >A deafening explosion is heard as the first Newfags reach Gnome's door
  69. "What the fuck was that?!"
  70. >The smoke from the explosion clears to reveal Gnome standing in the wreckage
  71. >How the hell does one man carry three guns?
  72. >He opens fire as the Newfags rush at him, the corpses piling up
  73. >As you fire your last bullet, you step back from the window
  74. "Dammit, I'm out!"
  75. >Dan empties his mag and steps back
  76. >"It's up to Gnome now. We did all we could."
  77. >You scan over the battlefield, numerous bodies scattered across the town square
  78. >Gnome throws away an empty gun, pulling the last one from his back
  79. >In a last ditch effort for survival, he starts to climb the pile of bodies
  80. >It kind of reminded you of the Doom guy
  81. >He reaches the peak of the corpses, firing wildly into the crowds following him up
  82. >His expression suddenly changes from deranged glee to dread
  83. >He throws away the AK, pulling a .44 revolver from his hip
  84. >He places the gun against his temple and shouts
  85. >"I won't give you bastards the pleasure of killing m—"
  86. >The sound of rapid gunfire interrupts him, along with a familiar battle cry
  87. >"I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL!"
  88. >Everybody looks skyward to the new arrival, Newfags dropping from his spray of bullets
  89. "No way..."
  90. >You stare in disbelief as Cordan, riding atop Luna, swoops over the crowds, wildly spraying with a M249 SAW
  91. >The Newfags cry out in fear as the Princess drops the death-dealing psychopath next to Gnome
  92. >With a battle cry that would make vikings shit themselves, the writers spill out into the streets
  93. >You turn to Dan
  94. "I'm not going out there. Those guys are fuckin' crazy."
  95. >He nods and leans back in his chair
  96. >"Yeah dude, fuck that."
  97. >As the battle rages on below, you come to a realization
  98. "Dan, what's today's date?"
  99. >He looks at his watch
  100. >"August 23, why?"
  101. >You look at the calendar on the wall, searching for today
  102. >In the box labeled "23" is a small line of text
  103. Beginning of the school year.
  104. >...
  105. "Dude..."
  106. >"Yeah?"
  107. "Summer's over."
  108. >You both look back out the windows as the Newfags start to disappear
  109. >The writers look around in confusion as Newfags blink out of existence one after another
  110. >As the bodies vanish, the blood staining the ground starts to fade
  111. >Buildings torn apart by bullets restore themselves to perfect condition
  112. >Ponies come out of their houses and go about their day as if nothing ever happened
  113. "That's it? It's over?"
  114. >The ground starts to shake and split apart, launching formerly dead writers and ponies into the air
  115. >You step outside and look around
  116. >The war zone had been restored to its pre-summer state
  117. >You sigh and start toward your house
  118. >On the bright side, war is a great way to avoid
  119. >Fucking Fluttershy
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