Title:           Deep Thoughts
Author:          Domino_anon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/3EDWeQvH
First Edit:      Friday 5th of April 2013 05:27:35 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 5th of April 2013 05:27:35 PM CDT

>Deep thinking in Texas
>You are Domino
>You lay in your bed, staring at the ceiling
>The clock on your night stand flashes 2:00
>The silence of the room causes your mind to wander
>You ponder the great mysteries of the universe, but eventually come to looking back upon your life
>You know you're alone, but this silence is unnerving
>You sigh
"What the fuck am I doing with my life?"
>You ask the ceiling
>You think of your current hobby as a writer
"I used to make fun of people who liked this shit, and now?"
>You chuckle
"Now... I'm a mediocre writer for a thread about ponies from a children's cartoon raping a human."
>You sit in silence for a moment
"Why the fuck am I still doing it?"
>You try to reason with yourself
"I don't get off to ponies, I don't watch the show, and I sure as hell don't find them 'cute' or 'adorable'."
>You ponder the reasons
"Is it because I love the community? Yeah the guys are great and all, but is that why I stick around?"
>A thought hits you
"Maybe Mr. Bones was right."
>You sit up and slide to the edge of your bed, planting your feet on the floor
>You rest your head in your hands and sigh once more
"Jesus fucking Christ..."
>Without thinking, you stand and walk into your kitchen
"I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing..."
>Within minutes you stand in your kitchen, wearing nothing but your boxers
>Making chocolate pudding
>You freeze and look up from the chocolatey mixture
"Why the fuck am I making chocolate pudding?"
>A few seconds of silence pass, then you chuckle
"Oh yeah, now I remember."
>You resume making chocolate pudding, a wide smile on your face
"I've lost control of my life."
 
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