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Death

By: Domino_anon on Apr 26th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.39 KB  |  hits: 80  |  expires: Never
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  1. >The End in Equestria
  2. >You are Anon
  3. >Wake up and commence the morning routine
  4. >Shit, shower, and shave
  5. >Finish shaving and look at your reflection in the mirror
  6. >You sigh as you notice the bags under your eyes
  7. >Living in this strange world was exhausting, and it was starting to show
  8. >Not to mention the fact that you lost everything you loved on Earth
  9. >You proceed downstairs to make breakfast, but stop when a chill runs down your spine
  10. >Something bad is about to happen, so you decide that breakfast can wait
  11. >You walk towards your door and open it, but find nothing
  12. "Must be my imagination."
  13. >Just as you turn to go back inside, a wave of gray smoke rolls across the ground
  14. >"Anonymous..."
  15. >An unearthly whisper calls your name
  16. "So it's finally time."
  17. >You turn around and notice the landscape has drastically changed
  18. >The vibrant colors have been replaced by shades of gray and black
  19. >The beautiful, blue sky is now a black vortex of clouds
  20. >Your vision is drawn to the pony walking down the path to your house
  21. >Shrouded in flowing black robes and carrying a wicked scythe, the foliage around it withers as it walks
  22. >A pair of red, glowing eyes peers out from beneath the hood
  23. >This one is much less terrifying than the human one
  24. "You just couldn't leave me alone could you, Grim?"
  25. >The pony stops in front of you and extends its hoof
  26. >"You do not belong here."
  27. >The whispering voice emanates from beneath its black hood
  28. "So long as death gets me away from this cartoon world, I'll welcome it with open arms."
  29. >You reach down to take the hoof, but stop when you hear someone shouting
  30. >"GET AWAY FROM MY ANON!"
  31. >You and Death lock eyes before a pink and yellow blur smashes into him, launching him to the side
  32. >As Fluttershy wrestles with the Grim Reaper, you stand and try to comprehend what happened
  33. >The fight ends with Fluttershy shouting and kicking Death in the ass
  34. >"And you stay away!"
  35. >She catches her breath and trots over to you, glaring back at the fleeing Reaper
  36. "Fluttershy, what the fuck are you doing here?"
  37. >"O-oh, well, are socks are your fetish?"
  38. >She lowers her head and hides behind her mane
  39. >You kneel down, brushing the mane from her face, and smile
  40. "Fluttershy, you just fought Death and survived.."
  41. >You can't believe you're about to do this
  42. "I think you deserve this."
  43. >You scoop her up in your arms and take her inside
  44. >You spent the rest of the day
  45. >Fucking Fluttershy
  46.  
  47. End
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