Title:           Coke Pony one shots
Author:          Domino_anon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/Jf88Zr5s
First Edit:      Monday 14th of April 2014 03:08:38 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Thursday 30th of June 2016 09:06:27 PM CDT

>Day 512 in Equestria
>Awaken to the sun shining through your curtains and onto your face
>Fucking Sunbutt
>Perform the morning routine
>Shit, Shower, Shave
>Head downstairs for breakfast
>Hear a knock at the door
"Fucking shit, I haven't even eaten yet!"
>You shout at the visitor
>Approach the door and peek through the peephole
>It's FlutterButter
>You open the door and cringe when the sunlight hits your eyes
"What is it today, Fluttershy?"
>Fluttershy kicks the dirt
>"A-are Soda Ponies your fetish, Anon?"
>wut
>Beside her stands a clear pony filled with what looks like Coca Cola
>You take a minute to register what you're looking at
>Without a word, you grab the coke-pone and slide her inside
>You slam the door in Fluttershy's face
>"Is...is that a yes?"
 
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>Wake up to a sloshing sound
>Look at the clock
>3:00 AM
>Goddammit Coke
>Leave your bedroom
>Approach the fridge that Coke sleeps in
>The sloshing is getting faster
>Go to open the door
"There had better be a good reason--"
>You stop mid sentence when you see Coke, spread eagle, impaling herself on the largest dildo you've ever seen
>She notices you, but it's too late
>A scream is all you hear as a stream of Coca Cola is sprayed onto your face
>After a brief moment of silence, you lick your lips
>Nothing like a nice, cold Coke to start the day
>She starts to apologize profusely, but you stop her
>You slowly close the fridge door and walk back to your bedroom
>Fucking Coke
 
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>Day 117 in Equestria
>Wake up to the sound of screams
>Fuck
>Rise from bed and grab your baseball bat
>Trudge downstairs and open the front door
>Coca Cola is running towards your front door, a stallion trailing behind
>"ANON HELP, HE'S TRYING TO DRINK ME!"
>You sigh
"It's too early for this shit."
>Raise the bat and prepare for a swing
>Coke dodges past you, giving you the all clear
>The following swing would make Babe Ruth proud
>Like Ness' bitch from Smash Bros, the stallion is launched into the air and away from your home
>You drop the bat and walk inside, slamming the door behind you
>Sit on the couch let out a sigh
>Coke climbs up and sits next to you
>"Thanks for saving me, Anon. I don't know what I'd do without you."
>She kisses you on the cheek, then trots to the kitchen
>A smile fights it's way onto your face
>Fucking Coke