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By: Domino_anon on Apr 29th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.13 KB  |  hits: 74  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day Underage in Equestria
  2. >You are Anon
  3. >Wake up and commence the Triple S, finishing up with a backflip down the stairs
  4. >A panel of judges, all Discord, hold up signs
  5. >10
  6. >10
  7. >9
  8. "Cheap bastard..."
  9. >You mumble as you make breakfast
  10. >Bacon and toast, baby
  11. >Turns out that ponies hate pigs, so killing them isn't necessarily a crime
  12. >A knock at the door draws your attention from the culinary masterpiece
  13. >Fluttershy's a bit late today
  14. >You open the front door to Fluttershy and the Cutie Mark Crusaders
  15. "Fluttershy, what the fuck is this?"
  16. >You ask as you motion to the fillies
  17. >"Are f-fillies your fetish, Anon?"
  18. >The Crusaders turn around, face down and ass up, and present themselves to you
  19. >Your pupils shrink to pinpricks and you shout to the sky
  20. "CP! ABANDON THREAD!"
  21. >Fluttershy recoils from the sound of your voice
  22. >You turn and dive back inside just as a massive, red hammer smashes Fluttershy
  23. >A thunderous voice is heard as the hammer is lifted
  24. >"BANNED!"
  25. >You step back outside and fall to your knees
  26. "Oh thank you, Based Moot! Thank you!"
  27. >You go back inside to find your bacon is burnt thanks to
  28. >Fucking Fluttershy
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