Title: Big Daddy 5 Author: Domino_anon Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/vzd9Ltmv First Edit: Wednesday 19th of June 2013 12:22:00 AM CDT Last Edit: Wednesday 19th of June 2013 12:22:00 AM CDT >The Ending in Equestria >You are Subject Delta, closest thing to a human in this godforsaken world >It's time to get back to Eleanor >But first, you have to deal with Fluttershy >You charge into the forest, the glow in your helmet changing from yellow to an ominous red >As you tear through the trees, only one thought occupies your mind >It's almost over >Next stop, Ponyville   >You are Rainbow Dash >And this is bad >You'd never seen Delta look that angry >Judging by the direction he's heading, he's going into town >This can't be good "Come on Dash, no time to lose. Gotta warn the girls." >You mutter to yourself, taking off towards town   CHAPTER 1: APPLEJACK   >You are Delta >You burst through the treeline, causing the nearest p0nies to jump in surprise >A mint green p0ny cautiously approaches you from the side >"Delta? You look...different. Are you ok?" >She reaches her hoof up, softly brushing your drill >In your rage, you shoot your arm out, sending Lyra tumbling in the dirt >The surrounding p0nies burst into panicked screams and scramble away from you >Only one remains >Applejack >Of course >It had to be Applejack >"Delta, Ah don't wanna do this, but ya gotta stop right now!" >You didn't want to hurt her, but you weren't gonna let her stop you >You spin up your drill in response >She lowers her head with a sigh >"Ah was hopin' it wouldn't come ta this." >With a scrape of her hoof, the challenge begins >Your helmet flares bright red as you charge forward, drill spinning >The orange p0ny matches your charge, galloping toward you to close the gap >You raise your drill, prepared to swing, but you're caught off guard as your opponent spins in place and rears her hooves back >You realize what's happening, but it's too late as a kick that would kill a lesser man connects with your stomach, taking you off your feet >She may be waist high, but damn that p0ny can pack a punch >You land flat on your back with a grunt and a moan, a cloud of dirt rising from your impact >As you start to lean forward, a hoof presses you back down flat >Applejack stands on your chest, staring down at you >"Now Ah know what yer gonna do, and Ah don't like it." >She sighs, and steps down from on top of you >"But Ah know Ah can't stop ya. So just go, before Ah change mah mind." >You raise yourself onto an elbow and stare at her, a warm smile coming to her face >The red glow from your helmet softens to yellow as you wrap the p0ny in a hug >Without another word, you stand and start walking farther into town towards Fluttershy's cottage >You don't dare turn back to face your only friend, as you know it would be the last time   CHAPTER 2: RARITY   >You enter the town square, p0nies scrambling inside and locking their doors as you pass >Beneath your helmet, you shift your eyes side to side, searching for your next challenger >You reach the fountain in the middle of the now deserted town >A sudden call draws your attention towards Carousel Boutique >"DELTA, YOU BRUTE!" >Of course... >It just had to be her >The stomping of hooves alerts you of your next "challenger" >You'd hate to hurt Rarity, maybe you could scare her? >"HOW DARE YOU COME INTO TOWN HURTING JUST ANYP--" >You spin to the side with a roar, spinning your drill for added effect >Rarity gasps and reels back >"Why I NEVER! I've faced a manticore, you know! It'll take a lot more than THAT to get rid of me!" >You groan and bend down, scooping up a handful of dirt >Leaning towards the mare, you turn your hand over and pour it on her >You step back and wait >... >Rarity starts to tremble, calmly at first, but it soon escalates into a violent shaking >You step back even further >Maybe this wasn't such a good idea >A sudden flash of blinding light accompanied by a ear-shattering scream causes you to tumble backwards >You sit up and rub your helmet, looking to where Rarity stood only moments ago >All that remains is a strip of fabric and a bag of marshmallows >Well that was easy >You rise to your feet and continue on your path of vengeance   CHAPTER 3: PINKIE PIE   >You continue further into town, the forest soon coming into sight >You're not too far now, just a little bit far- >Wait, what the hell? >Pinkie Pie now stands in the path ahead of you, a wide smile spread across her face >You'll never understand how the hell she teleports around >You blink and she's suddenly closer, but now looking angry >Another blink, now she's wearing a big, frilly hat >You struggle to keep your eyes open, but dear god you've never had to blink so bad >Giving in, you finally blink and brace for the worst >With your eyes held shut, you hear the slightest whisper next to you >"Hiya Delta" >Your eyes shoot open, but Pinkie is nowhere to be found >A small present, topped with an enormous bow, sits on the ground in front of you >You carefully reach forward, sliding the tip of your drill into a loop of the bow >With a slight tug, the bow is untied and the box opens to reveal a cupcake and a note >You reach down and pick up the note >As you read it, you can hear Pinkie's voice Dear Delta, I know what Fluttershy did, and I'm not going to stop you. So have this cupcake to help you on your mission. Love, Pinkie Pie >You look at the cupcake >How the fuck are you supposed to eat this?   FINAL CHAPTER: FLUTTERSHY Will be in the next update.