Title:           Stolen by Diamond Tiara Haiku
Author:          Doc_MMP
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/GdcHe3rc
First Edit:      Monday 18th of August 2014 08:13:34 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 18th of August 2014 08:13:34 PM CDT

A sunny new day
Time for young fillies to share
Treasures from home
 
A happy Applebloom
Has something very special
At this show and tell
 
A little green man
Suave, goofy and very small
A unique fellow
 
The other students
All brought a variety
But none can match Anon
 
A spoiled rich filly
Can not hide her jealousy
She hatches a plot
 
How dare a blank flank
Have something that I do not
He belongs to me
 
"He isn't that great!"
"Daddy brings me humans"
"much better than him"
 
She offers a bribe
To just take him off her hooves
"I'll give you ten bits"
 
Applebloom declines
"I would never sell Anon!"
"He is my good friend"
 
Very unhappy
Diamond is determined
She WILL have Anon
 
During the recess
Anon decides to stay in
Playtime is risky
 
As he relaxes
Diamond sneaks back indoors
And bites on his shirt!
 
She now has her prize
But before she can escape
Applebloom enters
 
Diamond runs off
Applebloom chases her down
She must save Anon!
 
Across the classroom
They gallop without watching
Where they are going
 
Just last week in class
The students built some models
Of Equestria
 
Now the two fillies
Speed into tiny landscapes
And trample buildings
 
First is Canterlot
They crush the castle under
Their quite solid hooves
 
Next, Manehatten
Skyscrapers tumble and fall
Like dominoes
 
Last, Ponyville
Humble homes and cottages
Utterly destroyed
 
Applebloom lunges
The two tumble to the floor
They wrestle fiercely
 
In all the ruckus
A familiar voice calls out
It is Cheerilee!
 
Both fillies soon stop
And see all the destruction
Caused under their hooves
 
So disappointed
Cheerilee lectures the two
They have detention
 
But to Applebloom
Something is more important
Anon has vanished!
 
Diamond does not
Have him in her possession
The class is empty
 
Much frantic searching
Reveals no trace or new clues
Of the missing friend
 
Little does she know
That Diamond does has him
Hidden in her maw
 
She steals him away
What will happen to Anon
Deep in her clutches?