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Pononymous part 1

By: DiscWard on Nov 7th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 6.36 KB  |  hits: 902  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You awaken to find yourself a pony again
  2. >dammit Fluttershy
  3. >why did you do this
  4. >you see a phial next to your bed, broken on the floor next to you
  5. >what has she done
  6. >you have 4 hooves and you have....a unicorn horn?
  7. >maybe this will work out after all
  8. >better see Twilight and start learning how to be a pony
  9. >or more accurately, Twilight to see how to be a unicorn of great strength
  10. >suddenly, you're accosted by Fluttershy
  11.  
  12. >"HI there! I haven't seen you...*gulp*...around......"
  13. >she recognizes you
  14. >"Wh-what happened to you, Anon??"
  15. >you can't stop staring at her flank
  16. >"Uh...please stop staring, if you wouldn't mind....."
  17. >you have the desire to penetrate her
  18. >your body is betraying you
  19. I..uhh....
  20. >she disappears into practically thin air
  21. >you continue on your merry way to the library
  22.  
  23. >you arrive at the library, knocking at the door
  24. >Twilight opens the door
  25. >"Good afternoon, my name is Twilight Sparkle...and you might be?"
  26. >she stops and looks at you good for a moment, especially inspecting your cutie mark
  27. >"*GASP* Anon??"
  28. Yes. I don't know how, and I don't know why. But I am now a unicorn for reasons I cannot fully understand nor explain. I found a phial on the floor next to me, but it was broken and I could not see what was within it.
  29. >"Wow! Is there anything I can do to help you adapt to life as a unicorn?"
  30. For 1. you can teach me the ways of magic, and for 2. you can start researching a way to turn me into a human again!
  31. >"I think I can do the first, the second will require a lot of time and research."
  32. That's fine. I need to go find Fluttershy.
  33. >"Uhm...Think I saw her flying off toward her cottage, why're you looking for her?"
  34. Oh no particular reason. Now, can we begin magic lessons?
  35. >you begin to learn the basics, such as levitation, and teleportation, and many other unicornly things
  36. >lesson ends
  37. >you start to hop, Pinkie style, off toward Fluttershy's cottage
  38.  
  39. >you arrive
  40. >the door is boarded up
  41. >you're not sure your magic can undo the nails and such since it's underdeveloped
  42. Fluttershy, darling are you in?
  43. >"NO! GO AWAY, ANON! YOU RUINED YOURSELF!"
  44. >so then twas not her that turned your form, but another
  45. >regardless, you're going to find a way in
  46. >you teleport on the roof and slide down the fireplace
  47. >4hooves do this easier than 2hands 2feet
  48. >you get inside
  49. >damn, it's musky in here
  50. >whyboner
  51. >well, at least you know you're that much like a pony
  52. >anatomically correct too
  53. >you begin to look for Fluttershy
  54. Come out come out, wherever you are!
  55.  
  56. >"NO! I WON'T! I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT, I'M NOBODY'S DUMMY!"
  57. >sounds like someone's been seeing Iron Will again
  58. >you continue to search, until you head up stairs and begin to try and buck the door in
  59. >not working
  60. >you hear a fluttering sound
  61. >peer through knothole
  62. >she's gone
  63. >she escaped your clutches
  64. >you get outside the way you came
  65. >except you didn't
  66. >you teleported outside
  67. >you're not sure where she went
  68. >suddenly, a wild Rainbow Dash appears!
  69.  
  70. >"ANON! You're a /pony/ now???"
  71. Yep. Still don't know how it happened
  72. >you realize you're still hard as a rock from the scent/musk of Fluttershy's house
  73. I..uh...
  74. >"Hey, wanna help me out with something? I'm dying from estrus right now....would you-"
  75. Wouldn't you get pregnant?
  76. >"Oh...I didn't think that through. I guess I would. But, I think I'll tie you down and ride you until you're raw!"
  77. >fucknah.gif
  78. >you take off like a shot out of a cannon
  79. >Rainbow Dash is hot behind you
  80. >literally, you can feel the heat from her speeding up and flying past you
  81. >this can end in an OK fashion or poorly, you're hoping for OK
  82. >you trip facefirst on your horn and are in excruciating pain
  83. >not sure if OK is possible now
  84.  
  85. >you roll a ways until you stop belly up to the sky
  86. >a cyan streak plummets at you and lands on your ridiculously sized ponymeat
  87. >she begins pumping herself up and down
  88. >"I need you to cum inside me...can you do that???"
  89. NO! RAINBOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? RAINBOW STAHP!
  90. >she ignores your pleas, and is too busy pleasuring herself by impaling her convulsing twat on your pointy pony penis
  91. >you have to think of a way out of this
  92.  
  93. >you'd use your pocket sand, but you have none
  94. >you magic some up
  95. >you levitate her off your ponypike and drop her about 100m away, teleporting away from there after that
  96. >you must be bad at this
  97. >you could've done that yourself at first
  98. >you trot into town and are accosted by what you believe to be the divine scent of the mare you're still tracking
  99. >Fluttershy must be close!
  100. >you begin to trot through town
  101. >you're accosted by Rarity
  102. >she simply /insists/ that you go to her boutique
  103. >you agree
  104. >you leave her halfway to pursue who you think to be Fluttershy
  105. >upon closer inspection, it /is/ Fluttershy
  106. Oh my sweet, I have come for you! Now it's time for you to cum with me!
  107. >she turns around and tries to run away, but before she can, you teleport in front of her
  108. My petite choc-fluer, why would you leave me?
  109. >she's scared for her little life
  110. >you fear she sees rape in your eyes
  111. Do not despair, my little mare, I will not harm you, I just wish to show you the same affections you showed me earlier. Are romantic encounters your fetish?
  112.  
  113. >she huffs in your face
  114. >"NO! They aren't! Now...leave...me...BE!"
  115. >she kicks you off her
  116. >she's stronger than she looks
  117. >but you'll get her
  118. >all things in due time....
  119. >Applejack walks up
  120. >"Uh...what was all that about? You best not be hurtin' mah friend Fluttershy!"
  121. No no no you misunderstand, we are in love, and she does not yet understand it
  122. >she doffs her hat
  123. >"Ahh poor Fluttershy...never did know the business end of a stallion...please do go on, but if Ah hear you hurt her, Ah'll be the end of you!"
  124. You have my word. Now, if you'll excuse me...
  125. >You continue to search for your petite chouc-fleur
  126. >wherever could she have gotten this time
  127. >you continue hopping across Equestria, and realize it's getting late
  128. >you decide it's best if you look for her when you've had some more rest.
  129.  
  130. >you're awaked by a crash in the kitchen
  131. >you zap down there
  132. >damn, teleportation is so nice to have
  133. >you see Fluttershy preparing something in your kitchen
  134. MAH PETITE CHOUCH-FLEUR!
  135. >"*EEP*"
  136. >she takes off but you stop her
  137. >you're both in a house after all
  138. Are...are late night flank-calls your fetish, Fluttershy??
  139. >"NO! Why won't you stop or leave me alone??"
  140. >she flies out the window
  141. >you're disappointed, but you'll try harder another day