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Pononymous Part 9

By: DiscWard on Nov 10th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.56 KB  |  hits: 414  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You and Flitter are walking down the road
  2. >your tears flow down your cheek as you realize it is your pony anatomy that has betrayed you
  3. >you never wanted to fuck a horse
  4. >in fact, you never asked to be here
  5. >but as every heart-wrenching memory of how Fluttershy has wrecked your life with fetish attempt after fetish attempt, sometimes destroying your property, sometimes injuring you, sometimes driving you to bouts of insanity
  6. >you cannot believe how grim you're sounding
  7. >Flitter is trying to get you to talk about it
  8. >"What is wrong, Anon?? Was it Rainbow with Scootaloo or was it something else? Please talk to me!"
  9. I...I have no words on how to describe what has happened to me. I used to be human, and desire no contact with you ponies once. But, after becoming a pony myself, I lost who I was, and now I'm not sure if I can look anyone in the face again.
  10. >"Well...let's talk to Twilight, see what she thinks."
  11. >you arrive at Twilights
  12. >she informs you it's out of her hooves
  13. >"But, I can have you take a look at Zecora's for a potion to turn you back."
  14. >You're jimmies become rustled
  15. >you actually like Flitter for who she is....
  16. >...but, she's a pony!
  17.  
  18. >you and Flitter walk to Zecora's
  19. >you're elated you could become human again
  20. >that you might be /you/ again
  21. >but, you don't want to make Flitter sad
  22. >"Anon....if you become human again, will you still love me?"
  23. >Love?
  24. >You hadn't thought that hard about it
  25. >but then again, Flitter seemed to have more desirable and less undesirable traits than many ponies around here
  26. Now, I want you to listen to me-
  27. >"Do you love me?"
  28. Now is not a good time to ask that, because I need to know something. If Zecora can return me to be a human, and what if she could turn you to a human?
  29. >"Oh..."
  30. >it appears you've given her something major to think about
  31. >she's a pegasus
  32. >and all pegasi are born with a love for the sky and the wind in their manes
  33. >except Fluttershy, of course.
  34.  
  35. >"Well, why don't you at least try the idea of being 100% yourself and being with me. Is that fair to ask?"
  36. That's entirely fair. Once I become human, give me a bit of time to think. I promise you this, I will not leave you hanging.
  37. >Not to be left out from the awkwardness and like feelings, Fluttershy hops out of a bush, wearing strapons all over her body
  38. >"Uhm...I am t-the Fu-u-ucktopus, and to pass, you must...uh...give me your *mumble mumble*..."
  39. What?
  40. >"Huh?"
  41. >"*eep*"
  42. >she flutters away
  43. >Well that was a nice distraction
  44. >you both arrive at Zecora's, only to discover she's not home.
  45. >you look at eachother
  46. >"Now what?"
  47. Who do we know that's good at making someone turn from one shape to another?
  48. >you look at eachother
  49. I think a trip to Canterlot is needed.
  50. >Flitter nods in agreement
  51. >you both head back to Ponyville to board the train
  52. >as you do, you sit next to a character that looks suspiciously like Fluttershy
  53. >you'd sit next to Flitter, but she's sitting across from you, and her seat beside her is taken as well
  54. >you feel something touching your stallionhood
  55. >you look down to see your passenger beside you has cupped you in hoof and is stroking you
  56.  
  57. >you cuff the pony on the hoof
  58. >the yelp gives it away
  59. >it /is/ Fluttershy
  60. >"I...uhh....*eep*"
  61. >She hides behind her mane and sinks into her seat
  62. >Flitter glares at the both of you
  63. >you motion to Fluttershy
  64. >she then glares at Fluttershy
  65. >"You wouldn't want to have an accident that might keep you from feeding Angel, would you? The poor thing might starve..."
  66. >"NO! You can't! He needs me!"
  67. >you shake your head
  68. Get up, and move Fluttershy, I don't like being near you, and frankly-you just tipped that pony's spaghetti over!
  69. >she eeps again, clearly afraid of attention
  70. >you move her, and help Flitter settle in
  71. >she falls asleep on your side
  72. >you don't have time to sleep, you need this time to think.
  73.  
  74. >your mind races as the train rolls towards the cliff city
  75. >will the Changeling queen actually be any use?
  76. >will she help you?
  77. >you desperately long for your hands
  78. >you know why it is Lyra obsesses over the damn things
  79. >but as you sit and wonder all of these things
  80. >you feel a mouth wrap around your length
  81. Flitter, it's not...
  82. >you sleepily mumble, until realizing it's Fluttershy
  83. FLUTTERSHY! What are you DOING?!?
  84. >you're doing that tone of voice between a shout and a whisper
  85. >you kick her out from under you and she lands underneath BonBon
  86. >you sit and wonder why Rainbow did this..why she would betray you like this
  87. >after all, you and here were bros
  88. >the closest of them too
  89. >all this fades to black as you fall asleep with Flitter on your side still, undisturbed.