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Pononymous Part 3

By: DiscWard on Nov 7th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.65 KB  |  hits: 514  |  expires: Never
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  1. >another Day another bit in Equestria
  2. >wake up
  3. >trot downstairs
  4. >you begin to make breakfast
  5. >as you do, you notice an acrid scent fill the air
  6. >some of the food got bad
  7. >right, you didn't put it away after sexytimes with Twilight
  8. >You go out to a diner for breakfast
  9. >as you do, you see your favorite mare eating her breakfast in the corner
  10. >Twilight finds you
  11. >"Hey, Anon, can I-"
  12. Not right now! I'll talk to you later?
  13. >"Alright..."
  14. >you sneak up and throw your arm-
  15. >or is it a leg? you stick with arm for now, it's familiar
  16. >-around Fluttershy
  17. Is running into somep0ny that you used to know your fetish Fluttershy?
  18. >she gasps
  19. >she yells "({[no!]})"
  20. >she tries to take off as you try and lock lips with her
  21. >she bucks you in the face
  22. >as you black out, you see her running off
  23.  
  24. >you come to in the care of Rarity
  25. >"Anonymous, darling, really you should be more careful! Fluttershy spooks easily and does not take kindly to people being so forward? Though, however *clears throat* some ponies might take to it /very/ well~"
  26. >this does not phase you
  27. >she sits down in front of you in a seductive pose
  28. >you're just not feeling it
  29. I'm not sure, Rarity......who would take my forward loving manner?
  30. >she knocks something off the table
  31. >"Oops!~ Let me pick that up..."
  32. >she bends over, lifting her tail and showing off the most desirable plot you've seen since your beloved
  33. >pony anatomy has betrayed you once more
  34. >"Oh...just speak up if you see something you like!~"
  35. >this is gonna take some getting used to....
  36.  
  37. >Twilight stops by
  38. >"Hey Rarity, I-WHAT THE BUCK IS GOING ON HERE?"
  39. >"Oh....well, Anon was about to tell me if he saw anything he liked."
  40. >"You stupid nag! We had a deal to share!"
  41. >you feel like speaking up to inform Rarity of the fact Twilight got there first, but decide it's better to stay quiet in this instance
  42. >they look eachother deep in the eyes
  43. >"Welll......"
  44. >"We could....share him...."
  45. >"After all, we're big fillies and don't want to start something we can't finish..."
  46. >You didn't ask for this
  47. >not that you're complaining....
  48. >....but you just want Fluttershy to realize how much you care for her
  49. >at least, that's what you hope she'll think
  50. >they walk toward you, with lust of a thousand suns staining their eyes and actions
  51.  
  52. >you look
  53. >Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo are standing there with the biggest grins on their faces
  54. We're in for it now...how do we explain this to them??
  55. >"I...."
  56. >"Uhm.."
  57. >"WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE??"
  58. >"This is not good..."
  59. >you all spend an hour or better telling them how it works
  60. >the birds
  61. >and the bees
  62. >and all that great stuff
  63. >you see Fluttershy out the window and sneak off