- >The months flew by like they were nothing
- >Most nights, you kept Flitter close
- >By the fire, of course
- >Breathing in the smell of a fresh day from her mane
- >The days never grew old
- >Even though you two more or less never changed a thing you did
- >The spice of life was definitely felt in the bedroom
- >You never had more fun than this winter
- >Even back at home, you never had anyone to do this with
- >One morning, you wake up, putting your boots and great coat on
- >Rarity really was a doll to you
- >But you needed to talk to her about your payment
- >You didn't want to give her a dicking
- >Because it felt too impersonal
- >That, and you weren't sure Flitter would put up with you giving everyp0ny you see a dicking
- >She's been patient up until now, but she seems alright with you after learning what Rainbow did
- >You finish putting your scarf on and walk outside
- >You take a sledgehammer and sling it overshoulder
- >Your job was to break the ice up on the streets so that the carriages can go with their normal wheels
- >As opposed to the studded ones for going uphill or in snow
- >You go about slamming the fuck out of the ice
- >Ponies used to give you looks when you started doing this
- >Now they thank you, and wonder how your fingers don't break
- >There they go again, thinking you're so fragile
- >You've done this only once before, the year past, but you were afraid of damaging the pavement
- >After having learned you can't damage the brick, you're a skilled pro at this
- >You're done with Ponyville's streets within minutes
- >As you walk back to the house, Fluttershy pops out of the bushes
- >She seems...off
- >"Anon, you were...unf~...strong back there just then, getting rough with that ice..."
- >Bedroom eyes
- >She probably just mashed her twat to you mashing ice
- >Not this again
- >"W-would you like to get rough with me back-"
- No, Fluttershy, accept I'm with Flitter and move on.
- >She frowns, beginning to cry
- Now don't be like that....
- I'm doing this to be polite.
- I respect Flitter as my gir-marefriend now, meaning I won't go cheating on ponies.
- >"B-but....."
- >"Nop0ny taught you how courting works here, did they?"
- >You think back
- >You realize that this is the case
- >But, you don't want her to give you a 'lesson'
- I...I guess not. Time for me to pay a visit to-
- >"Oh, I could teach you, it'd be no problem-"
- I really want to go see Twilight.
- >"Oh...well, if you change your mind, you can come over to my cottage, m-mister...if you'd like, that is..."
- >You walk over to Twilight's house
- >Or the library
- >Or both, to be accurate
- >You knock on the door
- >She opens it
- >"Anon! I wasn't expecting to see you today! What brings you here?"
- Well, I finished de-icing the streets early, and I had some questions, if you're not too busy that is.
- >"We're so far ahead, I have a 3 hour break for myself right now. What's up?"
- Well, Fluttershy pointed something out to me, and something which Flitter neglected to mention....
- How does courtship work around these parts? That's not what we call it where I'm from, but....
- >"Well, you see, when a stallion loves a mare very much..."
- No, past that, she made it sound like you could do something like a harem..
- >"Harem? Harems are quite passé here, but we do traditional things called herds, where there can be as many as six mares and two stallions."
- >"Basically harems are reserved for royalty alone, but I suppose you never do a thing like herding from where you're from, did they?"
- That's...curious. Humans usually only ever have a man and a woman-er stallion and mare.
- >"We don't see them too often anymore but that doesn't mean you shouldn't consider it!"
- So...what? Do I go ask Flitter if she doesn't mind sharing?
- >"That is if you're alright with it. I doubt she'll mind but..."
- Alright, thanks Twilight.
- >"Wait! Before you g-go..."
- >"D-do me a favor, would you?"
- >Is she blushing?
- >"Let me know when y-you're accepting applications...please?"
- >She just came on to you?
- >Like that?
- >That was awkward
- >But adorable
- >Then again, considering the source....
- >You chuckle heartily
- I will do that Twilight, I bid you good day.
- >You go home
- >How will you phrase this question to Flitter?
- >Basically asking if you'd not mind us bringing more mares into the picture
- >This could get kinky if it goes the way you think it might
- >You keep tossing the question over in your head
- >You open the door, only to discover Flitter wasn't there
- >You shrug
- >She's probably off helping out the weather team bring in the spring skies
- >She's a better flier than most give her credit for
- >And somehow better than her close to identical twin, Cloudchaser
- >You kick your feet up by the fire, and begin reading a novel you'd borrowed
- >"It's so n-nice in here, isn't it Anon?..." a wimpy voice asks
- >Oh fuck
- >How did she get in here?
- >It's Fluttershy
- >She scoots closer, giving you a really forced wink
- >With her eyes, thankfully
- >"So, I saw you g-go ask Twilight about herding here....and, I think I'd make-"
- Stop right there. I haven't even broached the subject with Flitter yet, let alone are we consdiering anyone right now.
- >"Oh...I was just hoping t-that we could get a head start, mister....if you don't mind that is...."
- >"I brought some things with me..."
- >She hops off the couch and bends over rather suggestively to pick a box up
- >Oh no
- >Her other end winks at you
- >This couldn't get any worse, could it?
- >"Here, I b-brought some of my favorite things..."
- >The box is full to the brim of varying objects
- >Some are dildoes
- >Some strapons
- >Some....wow, Fluttershy was really kinky
- >Or at least, she wanted to appear as such to you
- >Some of this stuff looks...too varied
- >She's not going to guess your fetish, is she?
- >Nah, she won't get that
- Fluttershy, as enticing as this would be, I cannot do this, please leave my house.
- >You get up, and gesture to the door
- >She nuzzles your waist
- >Oh, for fuck's sake....
- >You open the door
- Don't you have critters to go wake up?
- >"Oh my, you're right!"
- >She takes off like a shot out of a gun towards the forest
- >Too easy
- >You kick back and continue to read your novel
- >It was something about warlords from a time long ago in Equestria
- >It was actually very violent, considering how peaceful they are now
- >The tribes were warring factions before they were tribes that bickered
- >You stop reading when you hear the door open
- >Flitter comes trotting in
- >You hug her, and she nuzzles you in return
- >She hangs up her jacket and boots in the closet
- >She won't need them for at least six months
- >She plops down beside you
- >You give her a quick peck as you run your hand through her mane
- >She likes this a lot
- >All the ponies do, really
- >Your hands have never meant more to you until you didn't have them
- >That one guy was right with his philosophical statement on Earth
- >"You don't realize what you truly have until it's gone."
- >You still don't remember who the guy was that wrote it
- Flitter, I have a question for you, and it's not an easy one...
- >"Is everything alright?"
- Yes, but I have a question for you-
- >"A-are we breaking-"
- No, we're not breaking up
- >"Oh...phew...."
- Would you mind terribly if we started a herd? Twilight already asked if she could join-
- >"Yes, I think that'd be great...though, don't get so attached to the others that you forget about-"
- Say no more. I still love you dearly, and I always will.
- I won't forget you.
- >"Then it's settled, go tell Twilight when all this is over she can consider herself a part-"
- >You remember something
- Shit!
- >"It's not like you to yell and swear like that for no reason, lover, what's wrong?"
- We need to get to Canterlot, and fast!
- >"Oh, right...we need to be there to see what will become of Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash..."
- >You both run to the train station parkour style
- >Well, she flew, you freeran there
- >You board the train just before it departs the station
- That was...*huff*...too close.
- >"Good exercise, wasn't it?"
- Yeah....this had better be good...
- >You fall asleep on Flitter's side, her coat feeling warm and soft against your face
- >She wraps a wing around you, pulling you even closer
- >You drift off to sleep
- >You awaken to Flitter kissing your face
- >"Time to go, Anon."
- Alright love, let me get up...
- >You stand up and stretch
- >You felt well rested
- >You and Flitter walk hand-in-wing to the castle at Canterlot
- >Celestia declares she is prepared to sentence Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy
- >"By the powers vested in me as your ruling authority, I hereby sentence the Elements of Loyalty and Kindness to lessons!"
- >What.
- >She did not just....
- >"They've obviously forgotten what their element means, and thus, will be forced through a set of trials and tribulations meant to make them remember their elements!"
- >You snicker
- >This would be good
- >They're dragged off by a rather burly guard
- >And another at his side, his long flowing mane looking like he had a sensitive side
- >You were unable to see their cutie marks as the armor they wore obscured it
- >You and Flitter help yourselves to some lunch at a café before heading out
- >As you leave and take the train, Flitter takes this time to speak up
- >"Do...do you think it'll be awkward having more than one mare, or even another stallion in the house? I mean, I know humans are supposed to pick one mate and that's it, but..."
- I will do my best to try your culture to its maximum. What I don't like, I won't repeat. Simple as that. Got it?
- >"Alright...just making sure. Thanks, Anon.~"
- >She plants a large, sloppy kiss on your mouth
- >You return it, and before you know it her hoof is at your crotch, your hand darting up and down her flank
- >You both stop when it occurs to you you're on a train
- >You return home
- >A week passes by
- >Twilight is slowly yet surely becoming accustomed to being around you and Flitter
- >You wonder whatever became of Fluttershy and-
- >Speaking of the devils...
- >Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash land outside your house
- >One looks at the other
- >The other nods
- >"Anonymous, we're here to claim you..."
- >"We're tired of getting no for an answer..."
- >"And since we always get the short end of the stick..."
- >"And that's when we're apart
- >They speak in unison
- >"We'll work to get you, together!"
- >This is bad
- >Flitter bars her teeth, displaying her plumage as well
- >Pegasi do this for territorial disputes as well
- >The things you learn
- >Twilight casually walks up and evelopes them in magic
- >"Well, appears you've both learned to be loyal and kind to one another...."
- >She punts them away
- >"But that doesn't mean you know how to show this to other people!"
- >They go flying
- >You wipe sweat from your brow
- Girls, mind if we go get a drink?
- >"Sure! You know, Anon, we never did finish the testing on-"
- Let's not speak of that at the very moment.
- >You all grab drinks
- >Cideer for Twi, water for Flitter as she was still technically on duty, and you snag some wine
- >You always did have a taste for the finer things
- >Just look at your present company
- >Later on, Twi, Flitter, and you are about to lay down for the night
- Well Twilight, feeling like joining the rut-train? I have much more stamina as a human...
- >They both stare at you in positive horror
- What's wrong? You look at me like I've got two heads.
- >You chuckle
- >Twilight speaks up
- >"Uhm....Anon, go look in a mirror."
- >You do so
- >You see a glowing patch of skin in the mirror where your horn was once upon a time
- >Perhaps a side affect from this unknown changeling alchemy and magic, seeing as Chrysalis is the one who returned you
- >You walk back, having massaged the skin
- Now fillies, where was I~.....
- >"Oh my...Anon? This might be weird, but...
- >...Can I at least see what your fingers feel like...deep inside me?"
- Twilight, I've never seen you so kinky...perhaps I can arrange that.
- >You look and see her tail is prominently flagging, and off to the side
- >She's also likely winking at this point
- >You tease your finger around her moist entrance, whilst your tongue around her horn
- >She smells of something you can't quite put your tongue on
- >Well, you can put your tongue on it, but that won't make the scent's name any more known to you
- >You proceed to tease her by sliding a finger in every now and again
- >You then take her horn in your mouth and start bobbing up and down on it
- >Your tongue wraps itself around her horn
- >Feeling every line, every contour
- >Your finger quickens in pace in her velvety folds
- >They tug at you to go deeper
- >Deeper into the sopping wet and hot mess
- >You insert another finger effortlessly
- >You move your tongue to the very tip of the horn
- >You lick the somewhat sharp tip
- >She shudders in your grasp
- >Her contractions irregular
- >And before you know it, she's having a horn orgasm
- >She squeals beneath you in pure ecstasy
- >And something that has the texture of...
- >Pop Rocks...is released in your mouth
- >You really can't taste anything
- >But you cannot believe that this is what it feels like
- >"Oh my gosh, Anon I'm so sorry! I just....in your mouth! That's so gross, I'm sorry-"
- Funny you should do that, we have a candy at home with this exact same consistency.
- >"You humans are a strange breed. But kinky... And I suppose you have Rainbow-flavored candy?"
- Well, I haven't tasted her, but...we did have some whose tagline was "Taste the Rainbow!"
- >"You're kidding me, right?"
- >You shrug
- Would I kid you?
- >You move to position yourself behind Twilight, ready to enter her
- >Suddenly, your head begins to hurt with the intensity of a thousand beatings
- What's going on?? What's happening to me-
- >You stop when you reach a mirror
- >Your horn is back
- >Except it should not be, you're not a pony
- >And thus, should not have a horn
- >Your face is contorted between that of a stallion and your human face
- TWILIGHT! HELP ME!
- >They're both terrified
- >"Anon, it's gonna be okay, we're going to-"
- >You begin to babble on about dying
- >"NO! Anon, you aren't gonna die, we just need to-"
- >Chrysalis' words flash back to you
- >"Changeling alchemy does not work the same way as you ponies' does!"
- >You should've sought attention for it then
- >You knew this is how it would end
- >Somehow, that becoming an abomination of nature
- >And unable to resemble yourself
- >Something here about staying true to yourself
- >You crash into something in your hysteria
- >Directly on the horn
- >You fall to the ground to feel Twilight lift you up with magic
- >She jars you a little bit as you settle on her back
- >She's much stronger than she lets on
- >And begin galloping
- >You see Flitter follow in close tow to her
- >Your head hurts too much now
- >You black out from pain
- END PONONYMOUS