Title:           Pononymous Part 10
Author:          DiscWard
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First Edit:      Tuesday 13th of November 2012 06:45:59 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 13th of November 2012 06:45:59 PM CDT

>You arrive at Canterlot
>many ponies are there, awaiting your arrival, knowing you were previously a human
>they all gasp at your form as it stands now
>you and Flitter gracefully handle the crowds, and push toward the castle
>you both demand an audience with Celestia
>she agrees to one
>you both yammer on about how you love oneanother
>"So...I'm to understand there's to be a marriage then?"
Not quite. What I'd like is about 30 minutes alone with Queen Chrysalis that I know you're holding captive to return me to my human form.
>"I almost could not recognize you, Anon. Somepony has used a magic most evil on you, I think it'd be best to see the changeling queen and see if she has anything to offer you."
>you both head down into the dank depths of the dungeon
>a head, clapped in iron around her horn, and in iron twice over around her hooves, stood in the middle of a large cell
I hate to ask you this, and you must hate all of pony-kind, but I require your...services, Queen Chrysalis.
 
>"You silly little foals, how do you think I could possibly service you, in any way, shape or form? Especially after what your kind did to my people?"
Again, I apologize, I was not a part of that. That was all the Elements. I just require your assistance to return me to my true form.
>"Ohhhh..."
>"Another one of you saps.....think you were another animal at some point, and request me to change you into another being."
>"Well, I'll warn you, the spell has disastrous effects on those born of unicorn blood."
I was not born of unicorn blood. Perhaps you've heard of me? Anonymous? Only human to ever venture forth into the wildes of Equestria?
>"You? You of all ponies got turned into a pony? And a unicorn at that? Oh, Celestia's blood, you poor sod! I pity thee so!....
>"Now with my bitter humor out of the way, did you want to return to your human form?"
Yes, but I have another question before we get to that. Would it be possible for my friend Flitter to become a human as well?
>"Only if you can provide me a mental picture to feed off of to turn her into one. Luckily for you, my spell does not harm those of pegasus blood."
>"Perhaps because they are already inherently without magic? I cannot say, for I do not know."
Alright, change me now, but we will return to change Flitter's form later, depending on her decision.
>"Your wish is my pleasure...but I would beg you, consider owing me a favor....you never know when a changeling, a queen no less, may come in handy."
>"And tell that slut upstairs to start sending better food down here! I tire of thrice-heated oats!"
>you nod
>her horn glows
>glows so hard that it breaks the iron surrounding it
>beam hits you
 
>you scream in pain as your body is contorted
>your mind, body, even very soul are altered....even if ever so slightly
>the pain stops, you fall to the ground
>you look at your hands
>you notice you /have/ hands
>you black out from pain as you see Flitter running to get a stretcher
>you awaken in the throne room
>Celestia towers over you
>you cover your shame
>Flitter has a wing on your head
>this must be some sign of possessiveness or affection for pegasi
>"Anon. It is good to see you in your proper form again."
>you fear the rumors about her split personality
>Molestia
>"But this is more serious. If somepony turned you into a pony, vice versa may occur."
>you think for a moment
You're absolutely right...and it was Rainbow Dash that admitted to turning me into a pony.
>"The Element of Loyalty? Are you quite certain?"
Yes. She said it herself, didn't she Flitter?
>"She...she did, princess..."
>"These are grave times indeed. Bring her to me at once!"
>A guard with a penis attached to a sword handle cutie mark dashes out the door and takes off in search of Rainbow Dash
 
 
>You and Flitter seat yourselves in a room
>Celestia has the kitchen staff fix you, and you quote "a feast fit for a lunar princess"
>in otherwords, the finest spaghetti they may muster
>you wait nervously for the clothes you've ordered from the master clothier Rarity to arrive
>a nervous pegasus with crossed eyes hands you a box
>"Package for a Mr. AYE-NON?"
>you glance about
That's me.
>she drops it in your lap and dashes off
>you shrug, and open the box
>your clothes have arrived
>there's a card attached to the clothes that smells faintly of Rarity's perfume
>you open the card
>it gushes on you, thanking you for everything you do for her
>and as usual, she wants her payment for the clothes through the usual method
>she makes sure to underline no bits
>whatever that means
>you quickly don your new threads
>as you do this, Flitter looks a tad disappointed
>"Why did you need to get dressed so soon?"
Because, I don't want you to spoil your dessert.
 
>you both finish, skip the dessert at the table, and skip happily out of the room
>"I'm so glad you're yourself again, Anon..."
You sound upset.
>"I'm just unsure of this, I'm afraid that you won't want me anymore..."
Flitter, I've told you, I am willing to try this, no matter how awkward or immoral it may seem to me.
>"Thanks, Anon..."
>you rub her mane with your fingers
>she makes a cooing sound at this
>you notice her wings getting erect
>you remember reading that book on pegasus anatomy when you were a human last
>being turned into a human caused more memories to return
>some that you wish would've stayed lost
>some you're glad are now in your mind
>you rub a wing with your hand
>she begins drooling from both ends
Shall we have dessert?
>"Yes....yes, lets!~"