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Pononymous Part 10

By: DiscWard on Nov 13th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 5.46 KB  |  hits: 366  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You arrive at Canterlot
  2. >many ponies are there, awaiting your arrival, knowing you were previously a human
  3. >they all gasp at your form as it stands now
  4. >you and Flitter gracefully handle the crowds, and push toward the castle
  5. >you both demand an audience with Celestia
  6. >she agrees to one
  7. >you both yammer on about how you love oneanother
  8. >"So...I'm to understand there's to be a marriage then?"
  9. Not quite. What I'd like is about 30 minutes alone with Queen Chrysalis that I know you're holding captive to return me to my human form.
  10. >"I almost could not recognize you, Anon. Somepony has used a magic most evil on you, I think it'd be best to see the changeling queen and see if she has anything to offer you."
  11. >you both head down into the dank depths of the dungeon
  12. >a head, clapped in iron around her horn, and in iron twice over around her hooves, stood in the middle of a large cell
  13. I hate to ask you this, and you must hate all of pony-kind, but I require your...services, Queen Chrysalis.
  14.  
  15. >"You silly little foals, how do you think I could possibly service you, in any way, shape or form? Especially after what your kind did to my people?"
  16. Again, I apologize, I was not a part of that. That was all the Elements. I just require your assistance to return me to my true form.
  17. >"Ohhhh..."
  18. >"Another one of you saps.....think you were another animal at some point, and request me to change you into another being."
  19. >"Well, I'll warn you, the spell has disastrous effects on those born of unicorn blood."
  20. I was not born of unicorn blood. Perhaps you've heard of me? Anonymous? Only human to ever venture forth into the wildes of Equestria?
  21. >"You? You of all ponies got turned into a pony? And a unicorn at that? Oh, Celestia's blood, you poor sod! I pity thee so!....
  22. >"Now with my bitter humor out of the way, did you want to return to your human form?"
  23. Yes, but I have another question before we get to that. Would it be possible for my friend Flitter to become a human as well?
  24. >"Only if you can provide me a mental picture to feed off of to turn her into one. Luckily for you, my spell does not harm those of pegasus blood."
  25. >"Perhaps because they are already inherently without magic? I cannot say, for I do not know."
  26. Alright, change me now, but we will return to change Flitter's form later, depending on her decision.
  27. >"Your wish is my pleasure...but I would beg you, consider owing me a favor....you never know when a changeling, a queen no less, may come in handy."
  28. >"And tell that slut upstairs to start sending better food down here! I tire of thrice-heated oats!"
  29. >you nod
  30. >her horn glows
  31. >glows so hard that it breaks the iron surrounding it
  32. >beam hits you
  33.  
  34. >you scream in pain as your body is contorted
  35. >your mind, body, even very soul are altered....even if ever so slightly
  36. >the pain stops, you fall to the ground
  37. >you look at your hands
  38. >you notice you /have/ hands
  39. >you black out from pain as you see Flitter running to get a stretcher
  40. >you awaken in the throne room
  41. >Celestia towers over you
  42. >you cover your shame
  43. >Flitter has a wing on your head
  44. >this must be some sign of possessiveness or affection for pegasi
  45. >"Anon. It is good to see you in your proper form again."
  46. >you fear the rumors about her split personality
  47. >Molestia
  48. >"But this is more serious. If somepony turned you into a pony, vice versa may occur."
  49. >you think for a moment
  50. You're absolutely right...and it was Rainbow Dash that admitted to turning me into a pony.
  51. >"The Element of Loyalty? Are you quite certain?"
  52. Yes. She said it herself, didn't she Flitter?
  53. >"She...she did, princess..."
  54. >"These are grave times indeed. Bring her to me at once!"
  55. >A guard with a penis attached to a sword handle cutie mark dashes out the door and takes off in search of Rainbow Dash
  56.  
  57.  
  58. >You and Flitter seat yourselves in a room
  59. >Celestia has the kitchen staff fix you, and you quote "a feast fit for a lunar princess"
  60. >in otherwords, the finest spaghetti they may muster
  61. >you wait nervously for the clothes you've ordered from the master clothier Rarity to arrive
  62. >a nervous pegasus with crossed eyes hands you a box
  63. >"Package for a Mr. AYE-NON?"
  64. >you glance about
  65. That's me.
  66. >she drops it in your lap and dashes off
  67. >you shrug, and open the box
  68. >your clothes have arrived
  69. >there's a card attached to the clothes that smells faintly of Rarity's perfume
  70. >you open the card
  71. >it gushes on you, thanking you for everything you do for her
  72. >and as usual, she wants her payment for the clothes through the usual method
  73. >she makes sure to underline no bits
  74. >whatever that means
  75. >you quickly don your new threads
  76. >as you do this, Flitter looks a tad disappointed
  77. >"Why did you need to get dressed so soon?"
  78. Because, I don't want you to spoil your dessert.
  79.  
  80. >you both finish, skip the dessert at the table, and skip happily out of the room
  81. >"I'm so glad you're yourself again, Anon..."
  82. You sound upset.
  83. >"I'm just unsure of this, I'm afraid that you won't want me anymore..."
  84. Flitter, I've told you, I am willing to try this, no matter how awkward or immoral it may seem to me.
  85. >"Thanks, Anon..."
  86. >you rub her mane with your fingers
  87. >she makes a cooing sound at this
  88. >you notice her wings getting erect
  89. >you remember reading that book on pegasus anatomy when you were a human last
  90. >being turned into a human caused more memories to return
  91. >some that you wish would've stayed lost
  92. >some you're glad are now in your mind
  93. >you rub a wing with your hand
  94. >she begins drooling from both ends
  95. Shall we have dessert?
  96. >"Yes....yes, lets!~"