Title:           Magicae Opera 4
Author:          DiscWard
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First Edit:      Sunday 28th of April 2013 04:11:12 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 28th of April 2013 04:11:12 PM CDT

>You sit, wondering how your life came to this
>What twists of fate have sent you here
>What cosmic entity must be laughing at you
>You were minding your business in the king's court, not more than a month ago
>He told you to go claim that dragon's hoardings
>And now, you seem to be stuck in a strange world
>This world seemed fine enough at very first
>Now it seems you cannot walk down the street without being solicited by coitus by equines
>Namely, practicioners of natural flight and magic
>Equines are not supposed to fly, nor is magic supposed to exist
>Speaking of equines, they are not supposed to speak either
>Or solicit you for unwanted intercourse
>Another problem is it seems that one of these small horses has been quite smitten with you
>To the degree of waiting outside your door most mornings
>She constantly looks for excuses to invite you back to her bedroom
>Twilight looks at you but there is something distinctly wrong with Fluttershy
>Her eyes are full of a primal lust
>As if she now needs something more than ever wanting it
>Something she either has not experienced previously, nor has she had any experience with
>Twilight takes her eyes off you and looks at Fluttershy
>She raises her voice to an unfathomable volume
>"Fluttershy! We can't just force Anon to take us to the hay!"
>You silently thank God for this fortune
>You do not belieive that you could hold both off at once
>Fluttershy looks at Twilight and whines
>"B-But Twilight, I m-might never get my chance at him again-"
>"Fluttershy, that's rape! Rape isn't good!"
>"No T-Twilight, I'd just be showing him my-"
>You decide you have heard quite enough of this
ENOUGH! I have said time and time again that I will not engage in the act of coitus with you, and you still refuse to acknowledge me!
So thus, I will make you understand me!
Sexus enim-
>Twilight interrupts your incantation
>"No, Anon! I will talk to her, I will make certain she'll never try and do this to you again! Just don't use your magic on her for evil purposes!"
>Evil...
>She pretends to know what evil was....
>You absolutely lose your temper on this diminutive equine
>She crossed a line one must not cross with you
Evil? Evil! You dare to speak to me about what is good and evil?? Your blue friend already admitted she is a demon, and your friend here cannot seem to let me live in peace, insisting on soliciting me for sexual encounters constantly! Do not pretend to know such evils, Twilight Sparkle!
>"But, I-"
>You spit on the ground in front of them
You get nothing! You lose! Good day, madame!
>You storm off, staff in hand
>Today has been long
>And tiring beyond anyone's beliefs
>You need some solitude
>This week has been too much for one in your advanced age
>You need to get away
>Find a place that you can spend as much time as you please
>And you will not be pestered by Fluttershy
>Or her cohort of friends
>You see a lone mountain in the horizon
>Seems ominous
>Yet inviting
>Kind of like the castle back from home
>You decide this would be a good place to rest for some time
>But first, you had matters of your own to take care of
>You head home and begin packing
>This was a rather unexpected journey
>You will need more supplies before you get to leave
>You were short of nearly every supply you might need on the road
>So you walk into town and are again accosted by Fluttershy
>She turns around and presents herself to you
>In your disgust, she looks back at you
>"Anon, d-do you like c-carrots?"
>A carrot falls out of her nether regions
>The area reeks of honey and hay
>This tears it
>The proverbial straw
>That broke the camel's back
Silentio vitam tuus!
>You grin at her as your magic takes hold
>Fluttershy's mouth is stitched shut by the very fabric of existence
>Pleased, you continue unimpeded by the mute pony constantly trying to get your attention
>You purchase your goods and return home
>Ponies stare at you very funny
>Funny having nothing to do with a court jester
>They are not used to a human doing as they wish around the town
>Perhaps in time they will come to accept you
>As you will accept them as individuals
>But for now, you will prepare to take your journey into the mountains
>You lay down in your bed, spent from a lengthy day
>You awaken to the sun shining in your eyes
>Today is the day you forage out into the wilderness
>You know not where to go, but you know you must go
>You trek out into the countryside, headed toward the mountain in the distance
>You know that Twilight will likely be looking for you
>They will not be able to track you so easily
>You run into a wild animal, the likes of which you have never seen before
>The beast has the head of a chicken and the body of a serpent
>This may prove to be a difficult journey indeed
>You ready your staff
>You had just finished crafting it this morning
>Time for a test
I must pass...
 
>You are Twilight Sparkle
>And you cannot believe Anon would be so mean to poor Fluttershy!
>The poor thing is sensitive!
>He should know better by now!
>Though, you do remember that he's older
>And older ponies have trouble adapting to new ideas
>You just finish the counterspell to Anon's magical stitching of Fluttershy's mouth shut
>As if she weren't quiet enough already
>This will likely undo years of therapy and assistance for her to build confidence
>You don't see what's wrong with her being more confident
>You shrug this off
>You're going to see Anon
>And you're going to make him apologize to Fluttershy!
>You get to Anon's house
>There's a note on the door
>You can't really read it
>Anon's handwriting was really weird
>You buck the door in
"Anon! You need to come down here this instant!"
>Fluttershy cowers behind one of Anon's shrubberies
"Fluttershy...."
>She yelps and comes out
>Anon is nowhere to be seen
>But somep0ny must've seen him recently, right??
>You both walk into town
>The reply was generally the same between ponies
>"No, I haven't seen him since yesterday..."
>"The ape? No, not since about lunch time yesterday."
>"Him? He took off after closing time yesterday..."
>"He mentioned something about taking a trip somewhere..."
>Trip...
>But where?
>Where in Celestia's green Equestria would he go?
>And then, it hits you
>He must've headed off into the wilderness
>He'll be ill equipped to face the dangers there
"Fluttershy! We have to go find Anon! I think he may be in danger!"
>"T-T-That's fine, just go without me...getting my mouth closed once was *sniff* mean enough..."
"I will need you help with the animals!"
>You grab her tail telepathically before she can flutter away
>She neds to learn to stand up to problems!
>Aside from which, you need her!
"And nop0ny else I know is as good with animals as you are, Fluttershy..."
>She whimpers
>Looks like she's coming along whether she likes it or not
"We're off to find Anon!"
>You gallop down the road at a brisk pace
>You just hope you're guessing the right direction
 
>You are Anon
>And this beast has you in a defenseless sort of stand off
>You have him partially encased in ice
>He has you partially encased in stone
>You each could finish the other effortlessly
>But the issue is
>Who finishes who first..
>A sight you never thought you'd see appears behind you
>Your magic is augmented by some unforseen force
>Which turns out to be Twilight Sparkle
>She freezes the cockatrice the rest of the way
>You break your legs out of stone because you still had not undone the previous spell to go fast
>You set off toward the forest
>You cannot possibly be bothered with Twilight right now
>You have solitude to reach
>And p0nies to escape from
>Aside from which, she brought her little yellow friend with her
>Which means she will likely force you to apologize to a horse
>For asking for coitus
>The absurdity of the situation causes you to chuckle as you go on your way
>You decide to give yourself a little assistance in terms of speed
Ire ieiunium hyacintho!
>You take off at speeds no human has likely ever traveled
>You are cautious to go too fast
>You do not want to fall off the escarpment
>There is also another reason....
>You know from your studies that it is widely accepted theory that you will smother from inability to breathe over 25 miles in an hour traveled
>You do your best to pace yourself
>As you reach the mountaintop, you are greeted by a cave
>And in the cave is the beast of your nightmares
>Your eyes can scarce believe it
>You, Anonymous, are now going to have to actually slay a dragon
 
END PART 4