Magicae Opera 4

>You sit, wondering how your life came to this

>What twists of fate have sent you here

>What cosmic entity must be laughing at you

>You were minding your business in the king's court, not more than a month ago

>He told you to go claim that dragon's hoardings

>And now, you seem to be stuck in a strange world

>This world seemed fine enough at very first

>Now it seems you cannot walk down the street without being solicited by coitus by equines

>Namely, practicioners of natural flight and magic

>Equines are not supposed to fly, nor is magic supposed to exist

>Speaking of equines, they are not supposed to speak either

>Or solicit you for unwanted intercourse

>Another problem is it seems that one of these small horses has been quite smitten with you

>To the degree of waiting outside your door most mornings

>She constantly looks for excuses to invite you back to her bedroom

>Twilight looks at you but there is something distinctly wrong with Fluttershy

>Her eyes are full of a primal lust

>As if she now needs something more than ever wanting it

>Something she either has not experienced previously, nor has she had any experience with

>Twilight takes her eyes off you and looks at Fluttershy

>She raises her voice to an unfathomable volume

>"Fluttershy! We can't just force Anon to take us to the hay!"

>You silently thank God for this fortune

>You do not belieive that you could hold both off at once

>Fluttershy looks at Twilight and whines

>"B-But Twilight, I m-might never get my chance at him again-"

>"Fluttershy, that's rape! Rape isn't good!"

>"No T-Twilight, I'd just be showing him my-"

>You decide you have heard quite enough of this

ENOUGH! I have said time and time again that I will not engage in the act of coitus with you, and you still refuse to acknowledge me!

So thus, I will make you understand me!

Sexus enim-

>Twilight interrupts your incantation

>"No, Anon! I will talk to her, I will make certain she'll never try and do this to you again! Just don't use your magic on her for evil purposes!"

>Evil...

>She pretends to know what evil was....

>You absolutely lose your temper on this diminutive equine

>She crossed a line one must not cross with you

Evil? Evil! You dare to speak to me about what is good and evil?? Your blue friend already admitted she is a demon, and your friend here cannot seem to let me live in peace, insisting on soliciting me for sexual encounters constantly! Do not pretend to know such evils, Twilight Sparkle!

>"But, I-"

>You spit on the ground in front of them

You get nothing! You lose! Good day, madame!

>You storm off, staff in hand

>Today has been long

>And tiring beyond anyone's beliefs

>You need some solitude

>This week has been too much for one in your advanced age

>You need to get away

>Find a place that you can spend as much time as you please

>And you will not be pestered by Fluttershy

>Or her cohort of friends

>You see a lone mountain in the horizon

>Seems ominous

>Yet inviting

>Kind of like the castle back from home

>You decide this would be a good place to rest for some time

>But first, you had matters of your own to take care of

>You head home and begin packing

>This was a rather unexpected journey

>You will need more supplies before you get to leave

>You were short of nearly every supply you might need on the road

>So you walk into town and are again accosted by Fluttershy

>She turns around and presents herself to you

>In your disgust, she looks back at you

>"Anon, d-do you like c-carrots?"

>A carrot falls out of her nether regions

>The area reeks of honey and hay

>This tears it

>The proverbial straw

>That broke the camel's back

Silentio vitam tuus!

>You grin at her as your magic takes hold

>Fluttershy's mouth is stitched shut by the very fabric of existence

>Pleased, you continue unimpeded by the mute pony constantly trying to get your attention

>You purchase your goods and return home

>Ponies stare at you very funny

>Funny having nothing to do with a court jester

>They are not used to a human doing as they wish around the town

>Perhaps in time they will come to accept you

>As you will accept them as individuals

>But for now, you will prepare to take your journey into the mountains

>You lay down in your bed, spent from a lengthy day

>You awaken to the sun shining in your eyes

>Today is the day you forage out into the wilderness

>You know not where to go, but you know you must go

>You trek out into the countryside, headed toward the mountain in the distance

>You know that Twilight will likely be looking for you

>They will not be able to track you so easily

>You run into a wild animal, the likes of which you have never seen before

>The beast has the head of a chicken and the body of a serpent

>This may prove to be a difficult journey indeed

>You ready your staff

>You had just finished crafting it this morning

>Time for a test

I must pass...

 

>You are Twilight Sparkle

>And you cannot believe Anon would be so mean to poor Fluttershy!

>The poor thing is sensitive!

>He should know better by now!

>Though, you do remember that he's older

>And older ponies have trouble adapting to new ideas

>You just finish the counterspell to Anon's magical stitching of Fluttershy's mouth shut

>As if she weren't quiet enough already

>This will likely undo years of therapy and assistance for her to build confidence

>You don't see what's wrong with her being more confident

>You shrug this off

>You're going to see Anon

>And you're going to make him apologize to Fluttershy!

>You get to Anon's house

>There's a note on the door

>You can't really read it

>Anon's handwriting was really weird

>You buck the door in

"Anon! You need to come down here this instant!"

>Fluttershy cowers behind one of Anon's shrubberies

"Fluttershy...."

>She yelps and comes out

>Anon is nowhere to be seen

>But somep0ny must've seen him recently, right??

>You both walk into town

>The reply was generally the same between ponies

>"No, I haven't seen him since yesterday..."

>"The ape? No, not since about lunch time yesterday."

>"Him? He took off after closing time yesterday..."

>"He mentioned something about taking a trip somewhere..."

>Trip...

>But where?

>Where in Celestia's green Equestria would he go?

>And then, it hits you

>He must've headed off into the wilderness

>He'll be ill equipped to face the dangers there

"Fluttershy! We have to go find Anon! I think he may be in danger!"

>"T-T-That's fine, just go without me...getting my mouth closed once was *sniff* mean enough..."

"I will need you help with the animals!"

>You grab her tail telepathically before she can flutter away

>She neds to learn to stand up to problems!

>Aside from which, you need her!

"And nop0ny else I know is as good with animals as you are, Fluttershy..."

>She whimpers

>Looks like she's coming along whether she likes it or not

"We're off to find Anon!"

>You gallop down the road at a brisk pace

>You just hope you're guessing the right direction

 

>You are Anon

>And this beast has you in a defenseless sort of stand off

>You have him partially encased in ice

>He has you partially encased in stone

>You each could finish the other effortlessly

>But the issue is

>Who finishes who first..

>A sight you never thought you'd see appears behind you

>Your magic is augmented by some unforseen force

>Which turns out to be Twilight Sparkle

>She freezes the cockatrice the rest of the way

>You break your legs out of stone because you still had not undone the previous spell to go fast

>You set off toward the forest

>You cannot possibly be bothered with Twilight right now

>You have solitude to reach

>And p0nies to escape from

>Aside from which, she brought her little yellow friend with her

>Which means she will likely force you to apologize to a horse

>For asking for coitus

>The absurdity of the situation causes you to chuckle as you go on your way

>You decide to give yourself a little assistance in terms of speed

Ire ieiunium hyacintho!

>You take off at speeds no human has likely ever traveled

>You are cautious to go too fast

>You do not want to fall off the escarpment

>There is also another reason....

>You know from your studies that it is widely accepted theory that you will smother from inability to breathe over 25 miles in an hour traveled

>You do your best to pace yourself

>As you reach the mountaintop, you are greeted by a cave

>And in the cave is the beast of your nightmares

>Your eyes can scarce believe it

>You, Anonymous, are now going to have to actually slay a dragon

 

END PART 4