Title:           Votes and chrystal meth
Author:          DiscRewinder
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First Edit:      Monday 10th of September 2012 04:12:45 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 10th of September 2012 04:12:45 PM CDT

Luna
10 Woona
4 Luna
 
Does Celestia rule with an iron fist?
6 Yes
4 No
 
Favorite flutter form
1 BadassFlutter
6 Fluttergoat
2 Fluttershy
2 Flutterboss
 
Big mac or faggot
2 Caramel
7 Big Mac (best)
 
What the dead do
5 Get fucked
1 Get pissed on
0 Grow hair
2 Dress up (in case people visit)
1 Get eaten
1 Become ghosts
 
Best pony pox cutie mark
1 Loopty hoop
0 Spinning plates
6 clop dancing
1 Language
0 Chisel
0 Lion tamer
1 Chess
1 Fencing
0 gliding
 
Best Pet
3 Tank
1 Angel
0 Owlowiscious
4 Winona
0 Opalescence
6 Gummy
 
DUN DUN DUNNN
2 DUN
3 DUNN
10 DUNNNN
 
you excite
10 yes
5 no
 
RD is worst pone?
3 Yes
3 Definitely
3 Absolutely
 
Which of the mane six has the biggest bush?
3 PP
0 RD
0 TS
1 R
0 AJ
10 FS
 
How would you hug a pone?
3 sexually
13 [spoiler]non-sexually[/spoiler]
 
Should Seth go to bed?
2 Seth can stay up a little longer
10 Go to bed, Seth.
 
Would you tear up Lyra's asshole?
2 Like my grandma.
7 No hands, fucking casual.
 
Who cares about what MrSilver has to say?
12 Noone
1 erryone
 
Is MrSilver Seth, and what should he do?
10 Yes, go to bed.
3 No, go to bed anyway.
 
>TFW you are raped by Rarity while in sleep paralyses
0 I don't know that feel
0 Feel bad man
1 Why can't I hold all these feels
14 I lost my feel in the war
 
Ziggers are black
12 Yes
1 Yes
 
Was this a terrible joke?
8 Yes
1 No
 
Skip this episode?
4 Yes
6 No
 
Cute dance thingy?
1 YES
8 OH GAWD SO ADORABLE
 
Dickbutt?
3 Hornflank
6 Dickbutt
 
Cocainemallet?
10 Yes
0 No
 
Pinkie Pie is cute, Sweatybill is just a dick.
8 Yes
2 no ;_;
 
Would you kill Derpy, then rape her, then cum in the carcass, then eat it?
3 Yes :3
3 No :[
3 Fucking emoticons
 
Spike is
1 Hot shotacon
4 A dragon
4 Both
 
Who is pone
4 Jesus is pone
7 Ponies are pone
 
Rarity is a gold-digging whore
4 Yes
6 Applejack is a background pony
 
Pimphat
5 yes
7 pimp
 
Junebug is best pone
7 YES
1 DEFINITELY
2 ABSOLUTELY
 
VOTO
1 PONKO PO
3 TWOLOGT SPROKLO
0 OPPLO JOCK
0 ROINBOW DOSH
1 FLOTTOTSHO
1 ROROTO
3 SPOK
 
Leader has been doing crack while making the polls
2 No, it was mary j
1 Yes
10 Crystal meth, cunt
 
AJ's into bondage
9 Twilight too
2 So is Rainbow Dash
 
Dance party...
1 ...OF DEATH
4 ..That resulted into an orgy
12 ...Was totally innocent because this is a show for little girls, and these are just ponies.
 
What does AJ do for a living?
7 Sells apples and apple accesoiries
7 Meth lab in the barn
2 Give hoofjobs
 
Autism time?
1 Is it that time already?
10 Weren't we doing that all along?
1 >rape (equals yes, and sexy marshmallow pony rape)
 
Too much autism?
2 stop pls
6 pls
3 pls
 
Stahp
5 pls
6 pls
 
AM I making too many polls?
1 no
1 no
1 no
1 no
4 no
1 no
1 no
1 no
1 no
 
Why cant I hold all these polls?
8 Autism, mang
4 Feels bad, man.
 
Yes
8 YEAAAARGHH
2 NOOOOOORGHH
 
Fluttershy is gon die, mang.
4 Bubonic.
4 Plague.
 
WHy you mad, though?
7 SO MAD
4 Im not even mad
 
Dem cracks
3 Hot
3 i am fraid
 
Wat is poll?
3 Baby don't vote me
3 Don't vote me
2 no more
 
TWOILOIGHT SPAHRKLAHS BALEEWNN
1 THAR SHE BLOWS
5 Learn english, cunt
 
Implied rape?
5 >rape
4 >bend over
 
Only the dead can know peace from these polls
7
3
 
???
7 ??? ?
3 ???
 
My veiny penis, My Veiny Penis Ahh ahh ahh ahhh… [Twilight Sparkle] (My Veiny Penis) I used to wonder what phallus could be (My Little Pony) Until you all shared erections with me [Fluttershy] Sharing Semen, [Twilight Sparkle] You can use your feet And Handjobs makes it all complete You hav
7 [Rainbow Dash] Big orgasms [Pinkie Pie] Tons of Sperm [Rarity] A beautiful Cock [Applejack] Massive and firm
1 [Fluttershy] Sharing Semen, [Twilight Sparkle] You can use your feet And Handjobs makes it all complete You have
1 You have my Veiny Penis Do you know You make my penis rock-hard
 
>Day 523 in Equestria >Knock on the door >Surprise, It's... Sweetie Belle? >She looks like a mess, hair all messed up, tears, a bruise on the cheek What's wrong Sweetie Belle?
4 >"Rarity doesn't love me anymore" she says, voice quavering >You ponder this for a moment, Rarity just hit her sister, and probably nobody knows where she is Come inside will you? >You open the door and lead her into the kitchen
1 Want anything to drink? >"Just water please" >You take a glass of water, and pour in your special ingredient, everclear >You hand it to the filly, who drinks while suppressing tears >"This water tastes kinda fahnny" No no keep on drinking >She drinks the rest of the cup, the everclear taking quick affect >"Anon I don't feel to good"
1 Here come with me, you can lay down on my bed until you feel better
0 >You pick her up and put her on the bed >Your penis is Dwayne Johnson hard as you eye the sleepy pony's hole >You start taking off your pants, much to a confused Sweetie Belle >"Anonymous?" >You don't hear her as you're taking off your pants, relieving your member >"ANONYMOUS?!"
1 >"ANONYMOUS STOP PLEASE!" TOO LATE >You rip off your mask >You're actually sanic the hedgehog >GOTTA GO FAST!!!!#$@!$@%#@#%#@@# >You start thrusting in her so hard her pussy combusts >She's now shrieking and whaling in pain at over 150 decibels as the bed catches on fire GOTTA CUM FAST
1 >You cum so hard she smacks into the wall, head cracking in two and brains leaking down on the ground >Best >Orgasm >Ever >You then eat the corpse because that's your fetish >"Is cannibalism your Fetish anon?" No go fuck yourself
 
Squeaky Belle
5 Holy fuck yes
5 Bitch is kawaii
 
Rd secretly has a hoof fetish and does not want to be exposed
1 Shit dawg
1 I read the fanfic
6 Yes
4 The comic was better
 
Tail extension is like a boob-job
7 Yes
2
 
Diamond Tiara's voice sounds like someone in their late 20's
4 Yeah, what's up with that?
3 Like, seriously?