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Beating Hearts Ch.1 The Drunk Mare

By: Diddo on Oct 21st, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 8.50 KB  |  hits: 66  |  expires: Never
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  1. > you are awakened by the sound of quiet mumbles of words coming down stairs.
  2. >you grumble as you try to fall back asleep
  3. >it didn’t work...dose it ever?
  4. >sighing, you get out of your bed and put your feet of the floor
  5. >you shiver as you put your feet on the cold wooden floor
  6. >its always cold this time of year
  7. >you get up from bed and head over to the bathroom
  8. >after your done, you get dressed
  9. >jeans, a white shirt, and a sweater. That's the cloths of your choice
  10. >you look into the mirror at yourself, your hairs a mess, and your dressed like your homeless. Your ready
  11. >you smile and nod to yourself and head downstairs
  12.  
  13. >down the stairs you head into the bar scene, ponies sitting at tables with friends talking to each other drinking there alcohol, just having a good time
  14. >its nice to see the bar is finally getting customers
  15. >you head over to the bar and sit down on the stool
  16. >the bartender, a brown stallion with a graying black mane comes over and stands in front of you
  17. >“boy anon, you look like shit”
  18. >you smile
  19. “aw, I love you too shots” you say statistically
  20. >you both share a smile
  21. >“so, what will it be?”
  22. “give me a bottle of scotch”
  23. >shots raises his eyebrow “you want something that strong when you just got up?”
  24. >you nod
  25. >he gives a small smile “its unhealthy, you know”
  26. “geez when did you become my mother, shots?”
  27. >you share a laugh as he go's under the bar to grab your bottle
  28.  
  29. >shots puts the bottle on the bar and you pop it open and take a drink
  30. >you turn in your stool to look around the bar again, and you see a white unicorn with blue lighting hair carrying some equipment in her magic
  31. “who's she?” you ask pointing to the unicorn
  32. >shots look's where your pointing “ she's the entertainment tonight, some DJ or something”
  33. >you smile “shes not like that other 'entertainment' is she?”
  34. >“hell no, the magician is never coming back here”
  35. “ya she was really bad, remember she challenged the crowed to a contest?”
  36. >“it wasn’t as bad as when she set the bar on fire, couldn’t open for a week”
  37. “what her name? 'the great and powerful' something right?”
  38. >“don’t know, don’t care”
  39. >you smile “ill drink to that”
  40. >you take a drink from your bottle again
  41.  
  42. >as you finish your drink you hear a microphone turn on and tapping
  43. >“uh, is this thing on?” you hear a female voice and more tapping
  44. >“ya, its on!” yo hear a stallions voice
  45. >the mare played with her electronics and some music started to play
  46. >http://www.youtube.co.m/watch?v=5OARbs71o2c
  47. “Dub-step huh?” you say to no one in particular
  48.  
  49. > a few hours,and a couple songs later, the mare gets off the stage for a break
  50. >you finish off your third bottle and look over to shots
  51. “can I have another?”
  52. >“I’ve never seen a pony able to hold so much alcohol” shots says with a raised eyebrow
  53. “I'm not just any pony” you say with a smirk
  54. >shots nods and places another bottle
  55. >as you take a drink from the bottle, the white mare come over to the bar and takes a seat
  56. >“what will you have?” shots asks while cleaning a cup
  57. >“can I have a bottle of apple jack denials” the mare answers
  58. “you going to finish that yourself?”
  59. >“Hell ya, I can handle it!” she says proudly
  60. “Just don't use any fire magic...” you say under your breath
  61. >She doesn’t hear you. She takes her bottle in her magic and takes a big gulp of the alcohol and places the bottle back down
  62. >The mare then turns to you with a big grin. You just smile and shake your head
  63. >“Its your turn, or can you not handle it?” she says challenging you
  64. >You turn to her with a raised eyebrow, she serious?
  65. “You challenging me?”
  66. >“Ya, I bet I could out drink you” she says confidently
  67. >“Hey anon, remember last time you accepted a challenge?” shots say's
  68. >The bar nearly burnt down...
  69. >It wont be the same...right?
  70. “it will be fine...it think”
  71. >You take a hold of your bottle and chug about half of it
  72.  
  73. >“Hit me!”the mare says. Shots puts down another shot of whiskey for the mare and yourself
  74. >You both chug down the shots, this is your what? Tenth one?
  75. > And your not even buzzed, damn pony alcohol...
  76. >The mare gets the shot and shakily drinks it, shes done
  77. >shots has the same idea
  78. >“Alright, that enough for you, miss”
  79. >“ah caz hab pour” the mare tries to say
  80. “i think your done” you say to her
  81. >“I’m fi-” she didn’t get to say as she falls over her stool and onto the floor
  82. >And shes down for the count!
  83. >you sigh and get off your stool
  84. “ill bring her up to my room, how much do I owe you?”
  85. >“ill put it on your tab”shots says with a smile
  86. >you smile back as you grab the mare and pull her over your shoulder. You then head upstairs to your room.
  87. >guess your sleeping on the floor tonight
  88. >you hear the mare hiccup
  89. >Damn mares...  
  90.  
  91. >You open the door to your room and step inside with the mare still over your shoulder. She mumbles some drunken slur as you place her on your bed and pull the covers over her.
  92. >You then head over to your bathroom and grab a glass of water and a bucket, she will need these tomorrow...
  93. >After placing the cup of water and the bucket near the bed, you head into the closet to grab another blanket and pillow
  94. >Good think you keep extra
  95. >You go into the middle of the room and and lay on the ground, placing the pillow where your head was going and the blanket to cover you.
  96. >You look at the clock, its already 4am
  97. “this is going to be a interesting morning...” you mumble to yourself as you drift off into sleep.
  98.  
  99. >You only get a few hours sleep before the sun starts to come into the room and over your face. You grumble as you open your eyes for the new morning...
  100. >You get off the floor out of your “bed” and head over to the bathroom and to the mirror to... oh wait you already did everything you  normally do in the morning, so I guess you should just go downstairs and-
  101. >You hear a groan from your bed... oh right, the mare
  102. “Water is on the side table and bucket is next to the bed if you need it” you call into the other room
  103. >you hear another groan then silence, you smile to yourself , when was the last time you seen someone this hungover?
  104. >You sigh and head into the other room and see the white mare laying in bed , the smell of puck is in the air. Guess she used the bucket
  105. “You alright?” you ask as you walk up to the bed
  106. >“kill me...” she mumbles, you let out a laugh
  107. “You'll be fine, just have a hot shower and lets get some breakfast” you suggest
  108. >Her ears perk up at the work 'breakfast' and she gives a small nod before getting out of bed and headed to the bathroom
  109. >you hear water start to run, and you decide to head downstairs
  110.  
  111. >you start to head down the stairs as you hear the familiar voice of shots
  112. >“Hey anon, hows your morning?”
  113. “I have a sick mare upstairs and my room smells like puck, not the worst morning I’ve had”
  114. >“what is the worst morning you've had?” shots asks
  115. “My worst morning will give you nightmares, shots” you say jokingly
  116. >you both share a laugh
  117. “so, hows the misses?”
  118. >“Ah, same-old, still a little grouchy because-”
  119. “I swear I didn’t do it!” you blurt out
  120. > “oh no, its not your fault, she just wants me home earlier the the bar closes”
  121. “well, if you let me run it...”
  122. >“HA, then ill really go out of busyness” shots jokes
  123. “no it wont...” you say with a small frown
  124. >“I just don’t know what to do ya know?”
  125. “just get her some flowers and spend a night with her, the bar is nice but a women, er mare, always comes first” you say winking to him
  126. >“i never though I would be getting advice from you, anon”
  127. >you laugh
  128.  
  129. >You hear hoof steps coming down the stairs
  130. “you ready for breakfast?” you ask
  131. >“what do you want?” shots ask
  132. “no offense shots, but I want food that’s edible” you say winking to him, then a idea pops up “hey, why don’t you bring the misses down hear and have her cook for the customers”
  133. >“Whats wrong with my cooking?” he asks
  134. “its not edible” you say as you and the  mare head out the door
  135.  
  136. >you and the mare... you really need to get her name, anyway you are walking down mane street of ponyville
  137. “So where do you want to eat?”
  138. >“how about sugar cube corner?” she suggests
  139. “Sure why not?”
  140. >you walk down the street with the ma-
  141. “So, before we have breakfast together I really need to kno- ”
  142. >“Hey vinyl, how did the bar go?” you hear a mares voice call's
  143. >You know that voice...
  144. “Fuck...” you say as you see a rainbow flash by