Title: A anon story chapter 3 Author: Diddo Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/Kwcd3kei First Edit: Tuesday 16th of July 2013 01:33:42 AM CDT Last Edit: Tuesday 16th of July 2013 01:33:42 AM CDT Ch.3: food and letters >the six of you sit around a table on sugar cube corner, the place that looks like a gingerbread house >the kind that witches live in and invite you over to supper that will turn out to be you >and yet, here you sit, in a stool too small for you and a table too small in a house that's too small >well could be worst right? >"anonymous?" Twilight says with a look of concern >her voice brings you out of your haze "Yes twilight? And you may call me anon, if you like" >"I would like to get to know your history and culture more" she says "Sure, why not?" You answer with a smile >you think twilight is the brains of the group, she seems the most interested in your history, culture and race. >your guessing a researcher, maybe? >twilight asks her questions while everyone, including you, eat your 'meals' >this can't really count for a meal can it? I mean a snake maybe, but a full meal? How do these ponies stay healthy >then again, you don't know ponies digestive system, so who knows, maybe they do live off of sugar   >you polish off your cupcake and go into your wallet, taking out a 10 and putting it on the table "Allow me to pay, ladies" >like a sir >they all stare at the bill then turn back to you >twilight points to the bill "what's that?" "It's money..." >twilight gives a curious look then 'poof' comes the paper again an she starts to write more notes >magic... >"uh anon, ah hate ta say it, but ah don't think that counts for money here, we use bits" applejack informs >bits? >shit... >like a poor bum >"if ya'll hurting fer' bits, y'all can work on my farm if ya want" applejack offers >farm work huh? Well... "Sorry applejack, I think I'll just get in your way" >pinky puts her hooves on the table "how about you help me make cupcakes?" >hmm backing, easy, out of sight, cool "If that's ok with you I guess I could- " >without a word pinky is off into the kitchen, a couple minutes later she arrives with another pony >"anon, this is mrs. Cake, she owns this place with mr. Cake" >she looks terrified, but if you where faced up to Bigfoot, so would you "A pleasure, you wouldn't min if I helped pinkypie out in the kitchen for a few... Bits would you?" >"n-not at all, you can s-start tomorrow" she manages to say >you give her a smile "I'm not going to hurt you mrs. Cake, I just want to work at your lovely restaurant" >she relaxes a bit but is still tense >"oh uh o-of course. Yes..." >you keep smiling as she walks back into the kitchen, but not before she looks back at your smiling face again >you turn to pinky who is staring at you, as are the others "Please don't do that again, unless you tell m beforehand" >pinky nods slowly before returning to her seat   >"so uh anon, do you have a ace to sleep for the night?" Twilight asks "No I don't think so, I could always sleep back at my tree, but the day is still young, why worry about it now?" >she raises an eyebrow "how... Positive. But if you want, you could sleep at my place" "If that's ok with you, sure" you say smiling >so you have eaten and have a place to sleep tonight... Not what? "So... What do we do now?" >"we'll we can go to my house and send the letter then-" twilight tries to say >pinkypie jumps in "we can throw you a super awesome 'welcome to ponyville party!" >pinky is inches from your face with a huge smile on her face, looking at the rest, they are divided between small smiles and shaking heads "Uh if it's ok with twilight I guess-" >you didn't get to finish again, instead pinky runs out the door to god knows where >you turn to twilight "How dose she stay so energetic?" >twilight shrugs "that's pinky for you" >the others nod there heads >"so, shall we send a letter to the princess?" Twilight asks "Sure" >another sheet of paper comes from nowhere along with another feather and ink >really? How do they do that? >twilight clears her throat >"dear princess celestial, Today me and my friends found a new creature that nopony has seen before" >nopony? Is it like nobody pony style or something? >"his name is anonymous, a human. He seems friendly enough and won't hurt nopony, but still wish for your approval for him to live along in ponyville Your faithful student, twilight sparkle"   >minutes later, you and your 5 new friends are walking towards twilights house >it would be fine, if not for everyone is looking at you... >it's a little unseating... >then again, you are the alien here, better Make the best of it >the 5 finally stop at... >a tree house? Like a literal house inside a tree >magic man, wow >twilight turns to you "well here we are, we can send the letter inside and then prepare for pinky's party" >twilight opens the door and- >"SURPRISE!" >pinky's head pops out I the door with a party hat, noise maker and streamers flying out of the door >how did she do all this in the time you walked here?! >you turn to twilight who shakes her head >damn pinky...