- Ch.3: food and letters
- >the six of you sit around a table on sugar cube corner, the place that looks like a gingerbread house
- >the kind that witches live in and invite you over to supper that will turn out to be you
- >and yet, here you sit, in a stool too small for you and a table too small in a house that's too small
- >well could be worst right?
- >"anonymous?" Twilight says with a look of concern
- >her voice brings you out of your haze
- "Yes twilight? And you may call me anon, if you like"
- >"I would like to get to know your history and culture more" she says
- "Sure, why not?" You answer with a smile
- >you think twilight is the brains of the group, she seems the most interested in your history, culture and race.
- >your guessing a researcher, maybe?
- >twilight asks her questions while everyone, including you, eat your 'meals'
- >this can't really count for a meal can it? I mean a snake maybe, but a full meal? How do these ponies stay healthy
- >then again, you don't know ponies digestive system, so who knows, maybe they do live off of sugar
- >you polish off your cupcake and go into your wallet, taking out a 10 and putting it on the table
- "Allow me to pay, ladies"
- >like a sir
- >they all stare at the bill then turn back to you
- >twilight points to the bill "what's that?"
- "It's money..."
- >twilight gives a curious look then 'poof' comes the paper again an she starts to write more notes
- >magic...
- >"uh anon, ah hate ta say it, but ah don't think that counts for money here, we use bits" applejack informs
- >bits?
- >shit...
- >like a poor bum
- >"if ya'll hurting fer' bits, y'all can work on my farm if ya want" applejack offers
- >farm work huh? Well...
- "Sorry applejack, I think I'll just get in your way"
- >pinky puts her hooves on the table "how about you help me make cupcakes?"
- >hmm backing, easy, out of sight, cool
- "If that's ok with you I guess I could- "
- >without a word pinky is off into the kitchen, a couple minutes later she arrives with another pony
- >"anon, this is mrs. Cake, she owns this place with mr. Cake"
- >she looks terrified, but if you where faced up to Bigfoot, so would you
- "A pleasure, you wouldn't min if I helped pinkypie out in the kitchen for a few... Bits would you?"
- >"n-not at all, you can s-start tomorrow" she manages to say
- >you give her a smile
- "I'm not going to hurt you mrs. Cake, I just want to work at your lovely restaurant"
- >she relaxes a bit but is still tense
- >"oh uh o-of course. Yes..."
- >you keep smiling as she walks back into the kitchen, but not before she looks back at your smiling face again
- >you turn to pinky who is staring at you, as are the others
- "Please don't do that again, unless you tell m beforehand"
- >pinky nods slowly before returning to her seat
- >"so uh anon, do you have a ace to sleep for the night?" Twilight asks
- "No I don't think so, I could always sleep back at my tree, but the day is still young, why worry about it now?"
- >she raises an eyebrow "how... Positive. But if you want, you could sleep at my place"
- "If that's ok with you, sure" you say smiling
- >so you have eaten and have a place to sleep tonight... Not what?
- "So... What do we do now?"
- >"we'll we can go to my house and send the letter then-" twilight tries to say
- >pinkypie jumps in "we can throw you a super awesome 'welcome to ponyville party!"
- >pinky is inches from your face with a huge smile on her face, looking at the rest, they are divided between small smiles and shaking heads
- "Uh if it's ok with twilight I guess-"
- >you didn't get to finish again, instead pinky runs out the door to god knows where
- >you turn to twilight
- "How dose she stay so energetic?"
- >twilight shrugs "that's pinky for you"
- >the others nod there heads
- >"so, shall we send a letter to the princess?" Twilight asks
- "Sure"
- >another sheet of paper comes from nowhere along with another feather and ink
- >really? How do they do that?
- >twilight clears her throat
- >"dear princess celestial,
- Today me and my friends found a new creature that nopony has seen before"
- >nopony? Is it like nobody pony style or something?
- >"his name is anonymous, a human.
- He seems friendly enough and won't hurt nopony, but still wish for your approval for him to live along in ponyville
- Your faithful student, twilight sparkle"
- >minutes later, you and your 5 new friends are walking towards twilights house
- >it would be fine, if not for everyone is looking at you...
- >it's a little unseating...
- >then again, you are the alien here, better Make the best of it
- >the 5 finally stop at...
- >a tree house? Like a literal house inside a tree
- >magic man, wow
- >twilight turns to you "well here we are, we can send the letter inside and then prepare for pinky's party"
- >twilight opens the door and-
- >"SURPRISE!"
- >pinky's head pops out I the door with a party hat, noise maker and streamers flying out of the door
- >how did she do all this in the time you walked here?!
- >you turn to twilight who shakes her head
- >damn pinky...
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