Title:           Dopesick Dicaeus
Author:          Dicaeus
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/k3fNtZrF
First Edit:      Sunday 4th of October 2015 09:21:49 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 4th of October 2015 09:21:49 PM CDT

Dicaeus will write for your unused prescription painkillers. All opioids/opiates are accepted.
Oxycontin and heroin preferred.
 
just kidding, please don't call the DEA.