Title:           The magic of humanity part 1
Author:          Destrunix
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First Edit:      Thursday 7th of August 2014 09:25:31 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 7th of August 2014 09:25:31 PM CDT

>It has been one year since you arrived in Equestria.
>So far, you have made friends with the mane 6, and several other ponies.
>You wake up at 12, go to shit and shower but don't bother shaving today.
>Because you are lazy.
>You go downstairs, get the daily newspaper, and some cereal.
>Today's highlights: Uninteresting stuff. More uninteresting stuff. Oh, and look, even more uninteresting stuff!
>You finish eating, and put your bowl with the rest of your dishes that have been there for a couple of days.
>You should really bother washing them someday.
>You decide to get some fresh air, and go return some books to Twilight.
>You knock on the door.
>Spike opens the door, no suprise there.
>"Oh hey, what's up Anon?"
"Just bringing a couple of books back that I've borrowed from Twi."
>"Oh, come on in, I'll go get her."
>You walk inside, and look around a bit.
>You spot a book "50 shades of purple"
>Better stay away from Twilight for a couple of days.
>Suddenly you feel a hoof poking you.
>You flinch because you really can't stand that.
>"Hey Anon, how were the books you borrowed?"
"Damnit Twi! You know I hate that!"
>She chuckles
>"I'm sorry, but it's so much fun to do that! Do you want to borrow some more books?"
"Yeah sure, do you have any recommendations?"
>"Sure, I have a pile right here that I've finished a couple of days ago."
"Thanks, Twi, you're the best."
>You get some groceries on the way home and a muffin that Derpy gave you as apology for crashing into you. Again.
>If you didn't know better you'd think she does that on purpose.
>You get back home, make yourself comfortable on your sofa, and decide to look through the books that Twilight gave you.
>One of them is titled "Magic for advanced unicorns Vol7".
>You decide to look through it because you're curious. And mostly because you're bored.
>"Locating objects that are lost."
>Concentrate on the item you want to locate.
>Focus your energy, and charge it until you locate the object.
>Humans cannot into magics but still.
>You concentrate on your lost single sock.
>You enter some kind of trance which after a minute feels like you're not going anywhere.
>You decide to give up and get yourself another book.
>And then it hits you.
>A sock smacked straight in your face.