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The Boding (i.e. This doesn't bode well) Pt1

By: Desgax on Jul 16th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.56 KB  |  hits: 17  |  expires: Never
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  1. Day 55 in Equestria
  2. >You finally got away from those blood hounds or whatever type of tracking dog they have here
  3. >You think back to the field of flowers you went through in the forest
  4. >Maybe that was what got them off your trail
  5. >You start unpacking your things for dinner
  6. >After fumbling with the plug for a bit you finally manage to plug in your electric grill into the battery on your backpack
  7. >Fire would for sure give away your position
  8. >As you lay the strips of meat onto the grill you think back to how you were lucky enough to make such a find
  9. >There you were, standing on the border of the Everfree forest when you spotted a small cottage fashioned out of a tree
  10. >And in the back of the cottage was a chicken coop
  11. >Jackpot.
  12. >But of course the chickens had to be extremely loud when you began to slit their throats
  13. >Barely gotten to the second one before they started to make a racket
  14. >When that happened the lights went on in the cottage and you knew it was time to book it
  15. >You quickly grabbed up the dead chickens and had run off into the forest
  16. >They say the forest is infested with monsters
  17. >But no monster in there could've been worse than the one back at the castle
  18. >Thinking back about those memories, you started to instinctively fondle the bandages on your left shoulder
  19. >You instantly stopped yourself and instead go back to poking the meat with a stick you had picked off of the ground
  20. >By the smell of the meat it was done
  21. >You quickly shoved it into your ready mouth and ignored the crunchiness of it
  22. >The chicken was the most delicious meat you had eaten in your life
  23. >Not literally, but after eating nothing but mostly rotten vegetables for a more than a month, unseasoned chicken with a couple of feathers in it tasted better than any god damned KFC on the planet!
  24. >Assuming they have KFC here
  25. >You stifled a laugh as you remembered the times of playing Minecraft and cooking chicken in game
  26. >Good times
  27. >Well better get off to bed
  28. >You unplug the grill and roll the cord up in a tidy fashion and place the set into your backpack
  29. >You grab the hammock out as your putting the grill away and set it up high in a nearby tree
  30. >Comfy and highly convenient
  31. >You hang your backpack on a nearby branch and roll up into your hammock
  32. >As you slowly fall asleep, memories of the past few weeks flow though your mind like a mad river carving down a mountain
  33. >And that monsters face
  34. >Her horrible lust-filled eyes, drilling into your very soul
  35. "Oh please god no-...!!!"
  36. >You say softly as your brain acted on its own, recalling how you got into this mess in the first place
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