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By: Derpyous on Apr 16th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.18 KB  |  hits: 35  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are Anon and you have a problem
  2. >For so long you have been enjoying the sweet refreshing tastes of NOS
  3. >A pure taste, fresher than a babbling mountain brook fed by crystal clear waters from a glacier
  4. >But recently, you've begun to crave new flavors of NOS; the drink that calls for no nonsense
  5. >Thus far you've tried mixing it with other, lesser drinks too little success
  6. >Diluted, NOS' magical abilities hinder its spaghetti banishing powers leaving you a blubbering mess in the face of even your secret candy selling waifu
  7. >The endless possibilities are not so endless anymore
  8. >What you need is a miracle
  9. >A magical miracle
  10. >Perhaps that was it!
  11. >You could get that NERD Twilight to magically change the flavors of your NOS, a drink so powerful it could banish even crisp sensation of ice that may or may not have been placed in it as cubes
  12.  
  13. >Armed with your amazing idea you rush at full pace, a heady speed of a slow jog carried on your supple, yet powerful lower limbs that are not at all flabby and poorly exercised
  14. >Not only are you a man of action, you are a man of NOS so you barrel through her door without bothering to knock
  15. "Twilight! I have an emergency!
  16. >You hear a scrabbling from somewhere above before the purple mare descends the staircase with a worried look painted on her face
  17. >In a concerned tone she broaches the question that will lead to a devastating revelation, "Anon! What is it?"
  18. >You approach; wrapping you meaty arm around her neck and pulling her in close enough to have your breath tickle her ears
  19. "Twilight, I need a new flavor for my NOS."
  20. >She looks shocked, as well she should; this would probably be the biggest moment in her career
  21. >Flustered she just looks around urgently, sweat beading her brow, "A-Anon, yo-you know what NOS is, right?"
  22. >Of course you know, but you don't have time to explain how it is the greatest beverage which you are in no way addicted to, you need a taste sensation
  23. >A sudden thought strikes you, so you lean in and with a slow and deliberate action, you draw your tongue up from the base of her horn savoring every bump and crevice
  24. >Twilight just stands rigid, seemingly unable to even breathe
  25. "This taste, it is the taste of Magic."
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