Title:           Colgate crying
Author:          Derpyous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/7Rb6mjgA
First Edit:      Monday 29th of July 2013 06:29:10 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 29th of July 2013 06:29:10 AM CDT

>Today is a good day in Equestria
>That is because today is not a work day, seriously screw that minimum wage job
>After engaging in some tight fisted inter-pants wrestling you are ready for the day
>And once you have finished cleaning up the mess, ready to leave the house as well
>First order of business, which also happens to be the last order of business; Go to the Dentist
>Something about the majority of food stuffs being sugar does bad things for the tooth based biome
>The journey there is short and uneventful, allowing you to segue into the next section with consummate ease
>Having no manners or social graces, you barge though the waiting area paying no heed to anything or anyone that might be in there
>You are an important man after all, you were arrested by two Princess on three separate occasions, who else can say that?
>The air in the back rooms is thick with a heavy musk of disinfectants, mint air fresheners and something else
>A sickly smell you can only think of as a vague reminder of that god awful cake shop everyone talks about
>Your suspicions are laid to rest as quickly as they arise as you burst through into the surgery
>On the main chair you see Colgate perched in a most precarious manner, hanging by her forehooves from the overhead lamp
>Underneath her you see a cake covered in pink icing, which also covers her rump gluing her tail to it like a bizarre sugary adhesive
>Most disturbingly to you at least, is that she is crying
>Her sorrowful tears fill you with an indescribable feeling, her sobs resonating deep within you
"Wha-"
>As you utter the most basic of garbled thoughts as they cross your mind, she turns and looks at you
>Those piercing cerulean orbs affix your own, tears still streaming down her face
>"Th-they said icing a cake with your butt would, would feel so good, b-but it just feels sticky."
>Faced with this new found knowledge, you coolly withdraw.