Title:           Turtles
Author:          Deranged-Clown-Horse
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/Qz8HjN9Q
First Edit:      Wednesday 21st of August 2013 06:15:35 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 21st of August 2013 06:15:35 PM CDT

>Day anal scabs in equestria.
>You are anon the anti rape human.
>You groggily move towards your bathroom.
>You take a shower,shit,and brush your teeth
>No shaving you basically cut of the entire first layer of your jawline and chin
>Walk to the stairs
>Fall down because of a stray box
>Finally you stop rolling and you get the everyday knock at the door
>You move through the pain of falling down a flight of stairs and open the door
>You fling it open to see a turtle
>A Galapagos Tortoise to be exact
>You walk outside and circle the creature closely examining its every movement
>Seems normal enough
>Shrugging it off as maybe a lost animal you shut the door
>Just as it closes there is another knock at the door
>You open the door once again to see the Galapagos Tortoise again and there's a little turtle with a buttin in his back
"Hello!"
>You are startled and you kick it
>It lands on its back and explodes
"What the fuck was that?"
>You go looking around for Fluttershy and you see her in the bushes trying to hide
>"I'm not here!"
"Yes you are!"
>She slowly moves out of the bush whilst looking downward
>"Sorry I'm bothering you anon I thought t-turtles might be your fetish.."
>She starts walking towards her home but you call out and motion for her to come back
>She does so but instead of fluttering her way to you she moves with the speed of Rainbow Dash
>"Y-yes anon?"she says with hopeful eyes
"You are getting closer but turtles aren't my fetish."
>"R-really?"
>You knod and walk back inside to see the interior of your home filled with turtles
>Fucking Fluttershy