Title:           How Anon Became The Prince Of Bel Aire (oneshot)
Author:          Deranged-Clown-Horse
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/a0GR8nX9
First Edit:      Tuesday 20th of August 2013 06:41:21 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 20th of August 2013 06:41:21 PM CDT

>You are Anon
>Wake up shower shit shave
>The usual
>And of course Fluttershy tries to guess your fetish.
>Not like there is no way she wont get it.
>Run outside and try to go to work.
>Looking back you notice a yellow blur in the distance
>Aeshit.jpg
>Fluttershy crashes into you causing the both of you to roll until you come to a complete stop Fluttershy on top of you pushing down on your chest with her hoof
>"Mmm..Anon I didn't know you liked me that much!"
>She gestures a hoof towards your crotch
>She rubs it a bit and blushes still looking at it
>Your dick is at attention standing straight up
>Why boner
>You fling her off and run to safety
>The closest house is Twilight's
>That's about 50 meters
>Rushing with hadte you jymp over ponies crashing into objects and you even tripped
>But you made it your dick is safe
>Slamming the door to Twilight's house you see her floating and her eyes and horn are glowing
>You walk over to her and wave a hand into her vision
>Nothin
>Spike arises from his cat nap and speaks with that godawful squeaky voice of his
>"Twilight has to concentrate or else-"
>At that moment the door burst open
>"ANON!" Fluttershy yells
>Twilight then explodes into a bright light ....
 
>80's techno beat starts playing on a boombox
>You put on a cap and turn it backwards
"Now this is a story all about how my life got turned upside down this is gonna take a second so sit right there-"
>Fluttershy interupts you by shoving her dick in your mouth
>"I'm gonna fuck you in the butt and pull on your hair!"
>You spend the rest of your day getting raped by
>Fucking Futashy