Title:           Anon's Job
Author:          Deranged-Clown-Horse
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First Edit:      Sunday 18th of August 2013 05:02:43 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 18th of August 2013 05:02:43 PM CDT

>Day ale'mode in equestria.
>Be Anon cocktail waiter.
>Its your first day on the job.
>The only reason your working here is because things have gotten a little awkward between you and AppleJack.
>Fucking nudity
>Wake up
>Drag youself into the bathroom
>Shower,Shit,Shave[spoiler]your scrotum[spoiler]
>Head downstairs pour some APPLEJACKS?
>Reminds you of her...
>Munch down on that shit with your hands because fuck spoons
>Just as you are washing your hands youget your ever so loved knock on your front door
>Itbegins.jpg
>Open it slowly
>Oh great shes trying hats now
>"H-hi Anon...a-are hats your fetish?"
>You sigh give a false grin place a hand on her shoulder and say rather plainly,
"No."
>"Oh donkeyspittle!"
>She flies back home pretty fast probably embarrassed you keep rejecting her
>Return back to getting ready for work
>Run upstairs and throw on your uniform
>Rush outside locking the door on the way to Le' Bouchet one of the fanciest restaurants in Canterlot
>Grabbing your extra ID in your pocket because you lost the first one they assigned to you
>you hop on the fastest train and are off to work
 
>You enter the cooled interior of the building the sparkling marble floor still a little slippery from the janitor,Scruffy buffing and mopping
>Approaching the podium with a stallion with a pencily moustache and slicked back hair standing looking quite surorised at you,you take your ID out and show it to him to prove you work there
>He just nods and directs you to the kitchen
>Upon entering the kitchen you first notice all the chefs
 
>There's only maybe 5 or 6 of them.
>The first one nearest to you approaches you
>"Hello, are you Anonymous?"
"Yes you may call me Anon."
>"Sure mr..erm Anon?"
>He returns to his post and dices some leeks
>How the fuck do they do that with hooves?
>You are leaning  on a wall perpindicular to a large grill
>A small grey mare with yellow eyes which are facing in totally opposite directions,with blonde hair and wings enters with an ID stuck to her left wing enters
>She apparently is looking at you but you can't tell because it looks like she's
looking at the wall
 
>"Your name is Anon right?"she questions raising an eyebrow getting a tad bit closer
>She smells like morning the dew from a rose petal
"Yeah I'm sorry I dont know you."
>"My name is Derpy."
"Well hello,you work here?"
>She nods and a grin creeps onto her face
>"I like you!"
"The feeling is mutual."
>Her smile just gets bigger and she's slightly blushing
>She walks off still looking at you and bumps into a cart
>Plates fall but she somehow catches them
>She has that signature grin once more
>She carefully places the plates back on it
>She looks back at you one last time before happily trotting away
>"Anonymous its time."the main chef tells you
"Alright."
>You approach the double doors and push them open
>The first table you go to only ordered Ratitoule'
>But since everyone here is vegetarian its made from hay and assortments of grass
>After a few hours of steady tidious work you look around to see a crowd of pleased ponies
>Most were shocked seeing you but,you were classified as an exotic creature.
>Sighing you hear another pony entering
>Blandly going over to meet them you take out your notepad
>Oh lookie who Fluttershy
>"H-hey Anon.."
"What do you want?"
>"I just wanted to make sure my future hubby wubby w-was okay.."
"Alright I don't have the time what do you want to eat?"
>"O-oh....umm..."
>She fumbles around for a bit before raise the menu and reading
>"I-ill have the hot monkey dock please..."
>Fuckingreally
"I'm sorry that's not on the menu."
>"J-just trying to see how far I can go..."
>"Maybe the Hay Fetichini?"
"Fine choice mam."
>Taking the note to the kitchen to get it prepared
>The chefs said it would take atleast an hour
>Now you have to sit and cater to her for an hour
>She basically makes small talk about your day she even made some convincing points on you and her dating
>The hour passes and she recieves her food
>But shr sent it back 10 fucking times because it was "cold"
 
>Finally its just right for her
>She seems pleased
>Just as you are entering the kitchen she calls you back because shr doesn't like it
>Now you have to bring her something she likes
>You ain't bouta bring her ya dick on a platter that's fo' sho'
>She orders various things on the menu but sends them back for being "cold"
>But this time she orders something else her order is taken by a different waiter,Derpy
>Once receiving said order you see that its a hastily scribed note from Fluttershy
>It reads"Anon dont be so hard to get just give me your dick and we will be perfectly fine love Fluttershy"
>You crumple it up and walk outside the doors and straight to her
>"H-hey Anon....sooo...have you decided to accept my offer?"
"No Fluttershy...I think its time for tou to leave."
>"L-leave?"
"Yes L-E-A-V-E."
>She looks at yoh with a quizitive expression then her eyebrows arch and she has a frown
>"No Anon."
"GET THE FUCK OUTSIDE OF THIS ESTABLISHMENT."
>She looks angry very angry
>She flips the table and begins flying around manically grabbing plates and tossing them about
>She continues this for hours on end and it seems as if she just got angrier ?nd angrier by the second acreeching like a banshee
>Well after cleanup you and Derpy finally get to leave
>Before you go you grab multiple items of food from the kitchen
>The doors open and you continue to stuff your pockets
>Unfortunately it was a chef
>"What are you doing!"
"N-nothing."
>"Are you pilfering food?"
>Spaghetti falls from pants
>Fuck
>You return to the train station and wait for your train
>You see a glint of color in the distance
>Upon closer examination you see its Derpy
>"Hey again."
"Hey..."
>"You look sad what's wrong?"
>You sigh and tell her about yoir entire day
>Her eyes actually focus together and she has a devious smile on her face
>"I know what could makr your day better!"
>She gets closer and unzips your pants with her mouth
 
"What are-"
>You are interrupted by a hoof to your mouth
>"No talk..Just fun."
>She removes her hoof and unbuttons your pants
>She tugs at the waistline of your boxers
>Of course you help her out a bit by pulling them down halfway
>She quickly engulfs your cock into her mouth
>Her beutiful yellow eyes glowing slightly in the moonlight
>Minutes pass and you are nowhere near climax but Derpy doesn't seem to care
>She lets your member free for a second and embraces you pulling you in in for a kiss
>Returning the kiss you pick her up and squeeze her tightly pushing her into a nearby wall
>She moans slightly inside of your mouth
>You line yourself up and prod her lips
>She only moans louder and and you push just a little deeper
>She shudders from the feeling of being stuffed with your cock
>Finally you two serperate panting and gasping for air a strand of saliva not seperating you
>You push deeper and you can tell she has only done this a few times
>She calls out your name as you pump her tight walls
>With every thrust you push deeper and deeper delving into her hole
>She only gets louder and louder practically screaming your name
>This only made the feeling more erotic as she called out your name sweating and hair frizzled and disheavled
>Anticipation builds as you move faster and thrust harder only getting her to elicit louder moans
>On your final thrust she screams your name at the top of her lungs and you cum inside her
>Her eyes get heavier and darker until she passes out
>You hold her tightly whilst fixing your pants and boxers
>Taking a seat on a bench she snuggles into your chest
>Hours pass until your train finally comes
>You board the train and take an immeadiate seat Derpy still is snuggling with you
>Sitting back and rethinking the day the sound of the melodious train slowly lulls you to sleep...