Title:           [FR] Spider-Shy
Author:          Dem_Nons
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/BfzcQuMy
First Edit:      Wednesday 29th of October 2014 06:04:38 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Sunday 7th of December 2014 09:44:07 PM CDT

>Day Spooky in Equestria
>You are Anon, Aracnophobic
>The mere sight of a spider sends shivers down your spine
>But that hasn't been an issue since you arrived in Equestria
>You climb out of bed and head to your bathroom
>Being sure to check all corners for any webs before entering
>Shit, Shower and Shave like the predictable bastard you are
>You pick out your favorite suit and head downstairs to start the day
>And by start the day you mean deal with another game of fetish guess with the yellow devil
>As you finish that thought a voice is heard at the door
>"A-anon, Open the door please."
>You put on your best scowl as you open the door
"Okay Fluttershy, whatever it is I don-"
>The sight before you makes your blood run cold
>You stand still, frozen in fear, staring at what seems to be Flutter Shy but...different
>"Y-you're speechless Anon! I guess I found your fe-"
>Shes become a half pony, half giant....hairy....
"SPIDER!"
>Without a second thought you slam the door, bolt locking it
>"Oh Anon, I found your f-fetish fair and square, let me in please!"
"How did you even manage to pull this off!?"
>"Oh..uh, I saw how excited you got when you talked about spiders, so I asked Twilight to turn me into one!"
>Fucking Twilight
>Fucking Magic
>Fucking Spiders
"Its not my fetish Flutter Shy, Just go home!"
>"Oh no, M-Mister I found out fair and square and I'm getting that hot monkey dock....If its okay with you"
>You hear the disturbing sound of web shooting out her voice slowly trailing off
"Ewwwww...."
>You peek outside and thankfully shes gone
>Its a good thing you planned for this day
>Time to put Protocol S into action
"This is not a drill! This is not a drill!"
>You move quickly, shutting all open windows and air vents
>You curl up under your covers, hidden away from this cruel, webby world
>After half an hour you slowly poke your head out to find your room has been turned into a spider's den
>Panic.jpg
>You shiver in your bed as something slowly lowers itself into your vision
>Its a freaking Baby Spider Shy
>You look up to see a mass horde of Spider Shys crawling on your ceiling
"....."
>You nope out of there, right outside
>on your way out you turn on your gas stove and throw your curtains onto it
>You stand outside as you watch your house slowly become engulfed in flames
"It had to be done..."
>"So, are Spiders your fetish, Anon?"
>You look onto your shoulder to find
>Fucking Spider-Shy