Erynn Dinasque-Dalandau Weiss-Cruz Camping 2

[22:17 PM] Erynn Dinasque jumps onto Dalan's back. "C'mooooon. C'mooooooooooon."

[22:17 PM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: Haha, alright, alright.

[22:18 PM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: Shall we pick up where we left off? Or, down the road aways?

[22:18 PM] Erynn Dinasque: As long as we've got a story, might as well stick to it. Where we left off, I vote.

[22:18 PM] Erynn Dinasque: Or maybe, like, a couple days later.

[22:20 PM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: That's what I meant by down the road a ways.

[22:20 PM] Erynn Dinasque: Oh, I see.

[22:21 PM] Erynn Dinasque climbs onto Dalan's back. "I'm done walking. Carry me."

[22:22 PM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: Hrm, that was before I started taking notes.

[22:22 PM] Erynn Dinasque: http://pastebin.com/wFmak6Dg

[22:22 PM] Erynn Dinasque: Once again, my being perfect and wonderful saves the day.

[22:23 PM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz stumbles a bit, and grabs onto the girl's arms. "Jeez, such a little kid..." he teases, rubbing the back of his head against her chin as they walk through the town. "At least tonight we'll be able to sleep in a bed."

[22:25 PM] Erynn Dinasque: "You're not in a position to impartially call people 'little', son. I'm just saying."

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[22:29 PM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "I'm almost a foot taller than you, shorty!" he says, finally coming to the inn. He slips Erynn off in a chair, and lays across her. "Ugh, something in this chair..." he jokes.

[22:31 PM] Erynn Dinasque: "You've seen me naked enough times to know I'm armed," she says calmly. Too calmly.

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[22:34 PM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "Armed and bony!" he says, getting off her and stretching, now that he's load free. "So, you paying for the room or am I? I'm gonna get one with a view of that river we crossed."

[22:37 PM] Erynn Dinasque rolls her eyes. "I'll pay. You can spend the money at the spa, pretty-boy." She stands and heads toward the counter, pulling out a few coins from her pouch.

[22:42 PM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz smirks, posing a little, "be honest, you love the look."

[22:42 PM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "We want your biggest room!" he says the clerk, "one overlooking that lovely river of yours!"

[22:44 PM] Erynn Dinasque: "Whatever you want, dear," she says with a smirk, facing the innkeeper. "After all, you're paying." She leans on the counter.

[22:44 PM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz smiles like the cat that ate the canary, "In fact, we'll take the honeymoon suite."

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[22:45 PM] Erynn Dinasque doesn't like being one-upped; she won't stand for it. "While we're at it, why stop at just one room?"

[22:47 PM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz laughs, and pulls his wife into a kiss, "now now, darling, let's not get carried away," he says, giving her a kiss on the lips. The clerk looks both confused and frightened.

[22:49 PM] Erynn Dinasque slaps him across the face. "I will get exactly as carried away as I want. You can't stop me."

[22:51 PM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz takes the room key from the confused clerk's hand, lays down a handful of banknotes that are hopefully from this province, and bends down to heave Erynn up and toss her over his shoulder. "Ta-ta~" he says to the clerk, giving the elf a gentle smack on the bottom. "Top floor, yeah?"

[22:51 PM] Erynn Dinasque: ((You seeing this, in the main chat? I'm like a virus. I'm an erotic elven virus.))

[22:55 PM] Erynn Dinasque needs to stop putting her Charisma score where her Strength score is. "I believe so, honey bear. It's usually the penthouse."

[22:57 PM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz gives Erynn another firm smack on the rumpus as he climbs the stairs. "I love the way you break the fourth wall, pookums."

[23:01 PM] Erynn Dinasque: "Stop that!" She kicks about on his shoulder. "And break the wha--oh, we're here. You can put me down now."

[23:07 PM] Erynn Dinasque: ((You all settled down?))

[23:09 PM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz dumps Erynn down on the bed, drops all their gear and stuff, and starts getting out of his armour, humming to himself as he does.

[23:13 PM] Erynn Dinasque crosses her legs and leans back into the comfort of the bed. "It's like a dream. Except it's also the part leading up to the dream. Sleeping. That stuff."

[23:19 PM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "Best bed in the house." And also big and heart shaped. The whole room is kind of pinkish, and scarlet. And smells like perfume. "Ooh, look at that bath," he says, marveling at the anachronistic indoor plumbing. With a whispered word, he starts the fire under the tub and pumps out the water, sitting on the edge with his shirt off. "Lots of soaps and oils."

[23:19 PM] Erynn Dinasque: ((Anachronistic? In a fantasy setting? With explicitly Roman influence?))

[23:20 PM] Erynn Dinasque snaps to attention, grabbing as many of the bottles as she can. "Ha! Sterling. It's not stealing if it's from a hotel room--why, we've practically got an obligation to leave with these things.

[23:20 PM] Erynn Dinasque: *"

[23:21 PM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "Jeez, you move quick when there's something to steal," he says with laugh. Then he... whoops, knocks Erynn over into the big tub, made for two. "My bad~"

[23:24 PM] Erynn Dinasque is soaked. "I told you," she says as she gets to her feet, "it's not stealing. It's a hotel room. Shampoo? Ours now. Pillows? Ours now. Whatever the last guy left in the room safe? Ours." She tugs at the clinging fabric. "I'm going to change into something a bit more not-this."

[23:28 PM] System: Erynn Dinasque changed status to Busy, Amid loodz.

[23:34 PM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "Heh, why not take a bath?" the mageknight suggests, slipping into the tub. "It is our honeymoon, after all. Well, second honeymoon, I guess."

[23:34 PM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz rubs his chin, thoughtfully. "I bet we thought it would rekindle our youthful passions."

[23:37 PM] Erynn Dinasque: "So you're stickin' with the 'honeymoon' thing?" She pulls her dress up over her head, leaving her in her skivvies. "Well, you're not the first person I've pretended to marry; it won't kill me."

[23:38 PM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "Unless of course I'm secretly throwing off suspicion, and have plans to murder you and elope with your assassin," he points out, grabbing one of the bottles out of the the warm water and uncorking it. "Ooh, smell this one."

[23:41 PM] Erynn Dinasque wafts the scent. "I don't smell chloroform." So she takes a proper sniff. "Ylang-ylang, maybe?" She sits on the edge of the tub and puts a drop on her arm.

[23:43 PM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "Psh, like I need chloroform," he says with a wave. "You're all over this."

[23:44 PM] Erynn Dinasque: "When someone is properly pussy-whipped, they will believe themselves in control," she says, crossing her smooth legs and bobbing her foot.

[23:47 PM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz laughs, and splashes Erynn with the warm, already soapy water. "Are you saying you wanna whip me?"

[23:51 PM] Erynn Dinasque: "I think you know exactly what I'm saying, deep in the recesses of your mind. And seriously, stop ruining my clothes," she says, pulling loose the cloth tied around her hips in a panty simulacrum. "I've only got so many things left to strip out of seductively."

[23:53 PM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "Ah, but you do such a good job with what you've got."

[23:55 PM] Erynn Dinasque: "It's true, I am a genius who makes the most of limited circumstances, but it's nice to hear."

[23:57 PM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz laughs, and gives the elfling another little splash. "And modest, too."

[0:00 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "That's true. I was underselling myself just then." She pulls off the cloth supporting her bust and slips, ass-first, into the bath water. She submerges her head for a moment, then rests it on the tub's lip.

[0:03 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz lifts his long leg up and over the girl, slipping one on either side of her and sliding down himself. "This is good... ah, letting the water wash away all that grime of walking..."

[0:04 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "...and it's a tub, so then the grime's just going to get all over me, isn't it?" She bucks against his legs. "Any of them bottles got something to keep me from smelling like you?"

[0:06 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "Hah, the tub drains. Don't you know how baths work?" Dalandau takes a bottle and pours perfume all over his hands, then flicks it at Erynn. "Smell like this!"

[0:12 AM] Erynn Dinasque sniffs, then coughs. "What is that, even? It smells like vanilla after somebody beat the crap out of it." She wriggles loose of his leglock and stands up.

[0:15 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz stretches out now that he's got the room, "Hrm? Ready to leave already?"

[0:18 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "Look, you can do your makeover on your own time. I just don't have the patience, myself."

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[0:22 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "Don't want to share a bath with your husband?" he teases, dripping a bloody flowery scented oil over his chest.

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[0:28 AM] Erynn Dinasque: (Could I get a repost?)

[0:28 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "Don't want to share a bath with your husband," he teases, dripping a bloody flowery scented oil over his chest.

[0:31 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "Face facts, Dalan, our marriage is falling apart," she says flatly.

[0:33 AM] Erynn Dinasque plants her hands on her hips.

[0:35 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: The man's mouth goes wide, and he puts a hand over his heart, "Oh no!"

[0:35 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "But what about the children?" He puts a dripping hand over the tub, "we have two of them, by the way. Aisling and Wilham."

[0:36 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "How did I let you talk me into those names? I should have known it would turn our children into irredeemable douchebags."

[0:38 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "Haha, they're the names of our relatives, of course. Uncle Wilham is a bit funny in the head, but he's got a good heart. Aunt Aisling died of the consumption back when you were just a lass."

[0:40 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "And, I'm going out a limb here, both were irredeemable douchebags."

[0:41 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "What would you name our children?"

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[0:44 AM] Erynn Dinasque: ((Not in a punishin' mood, then?))

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[0:45 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: ((More in a cuddling mood))

[0:45 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: ((That's not to say I can't still spank you :3 ))

[0:46 AM] Erynn Dinasque: ((I was also thinking--if you're into the idea--of Lan giving Erynn a bath.))

[0:48 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz reaches over and grabs Erynn by the wrist, "come on, cutey, you still stink," he says, before gently tugging her back into the tub, and right into his lap. "Let's get you clean."

[0:50 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "Yeah, you wish you could stink like m--hey!" she says as she's tugged into the water. "You're the sweaty one--you carried me half the trip!"

[0:53 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "Heh, and you loved it," the mage points out, generously pouring a thick floral scented liquid over Erynn's head, and on her shoulders. "Besides, I'm already bathing, you're the one trying to get out."

[0:55 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "And your instinct is to drag me back in? You lady-slayer, you." She tries to brush the oils out of her hair.

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[0:56 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "Of course it is, haven't you noticed I love making you do things you don't want to?" Lan teases, gently scratching at her scalp. He starts to hum again, letting the shampoo turn to lather.

[1:00 AM] Erynn Dinasque squirms uncomfortably under Dalan's hand. "Waaaaaahhh... stop it. Stop it! I'm supposed to be dirty, it's natural camouflage!"

[1:02 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz pulls the girl close to his chest, and rubs her down with lather. "A bath is good for you," he laughs, "stop struggling."

[1:03 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "No! Stop suppressing the will of the people, you power-mad tyrant!" She splashes him.

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[1:05 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "Tyrant is right!" he shouts, pushing Erynn's head down into the water. While she's under the surface, knees popping out, he runs a hand around in her hair, shaking off the soap. He laughs his playful laugh, and pulls the girl up by the hair, and one arm. "Let's get you smelling like a proper lady."

[1:08 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "Nooo! Proper ladies suuuuuck! I can't be a proper lady, that's who I steal from, and if I steal from myself it's like dividing by zero! You can't defy simple mathematics, Dalan!" She struggles against his slippery body, settling on his lap.

[1:10 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz lets out a little yelp, and straightens up. "Well, someone can't handle a little playful romance," he mutters at his own lap, lifting up Erynn's left arm like a babe's and running over it with a thick washcloth, scrubbing off weeks worth of dirt and lake-water baths. "Man, you are quite the ragamuffin."

[1:14 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "Since when does playful romance demand proper ladyhood? I never signed on for this," she says. "A dick-rendezvous every now and then? Delightful. But cleanliness?"

[1:15 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz was talking to his dick, actually.

[1:15 AM] Erynn Dinasque didn't know that IC.

[1:17 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "Cleanliness is next to something something," he jokes, bending the arm around to touch her opposite shoulder, then shoves his hand into Erynn's armpit and scrub scrub scrubs, making sure to tickle as he does.

[1:19 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "Aaawwwaaaaaaa~" She's glad the tub's large enough for her to have this much squirming room.

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[1:21 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "Hehe, you're such a little kid," Dalan teases, draping the rag over Erynn's head.

[1:27 AM] Erynn Dinasque wipes the soapy water from her eyes. "I'm much older than you. And little kids don't look forward to bedtime." She regroups, pulling her knees to her chest.

[1:28 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz leans forward, and smells the soapy hair. "Hehe, looking forward to bedtime, are you?" he asks, bringing his own knees up on either side of her.

[1:31 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "Aw, crap, that's right. You'll be there too, won't you?" She smiled slyly, shifting around on his lap.

[1:33 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz bites his lip and shifts around, rubbing up against the elf's back, and pours a cup of water over Erynn without warming. "That I will. And there's more room on that bed than in my tent."

[1:39 AM] Erynn Dinasque hisses and clamps her hands over her eyes. "But that was just a wild and sexy romp, raucous fun! This is a hotel. It's all... ech... proper."

[1:44 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "A honeymoon suite," he reminds, guiding her to look over her shoulder. He gives her a kiss, with a little whisper of "Honey~"

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[1:49 AM] Erynn Dinasque returns the kiss, then tenderly pulls away. "Yeah, okay. If only because it'd be dishonest not to use this room for its intended purpose."

[1:51 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "As if you care for intended purposes," he teases, "I've seen how you look at a carrot."

[1:52 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz slips Erynn around, putting on of her legs on either side of his waist, and puts his hands on her own. "Of course, we do have our tenth anniversary to celebrate, honey."

[1:54 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "I also eat carrots. Thus fulfilling their intended purpose. Anything else is just ingenuity." She wraps her legs around Dalan's core. "Wait, honeymoon? Anniversary? Don't mix metaphors, sweetie, it's bad form."

[1:55 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "Second honeymoon," he reminds. "Tenth anniversary, perfect time to rekindle things."

[1:57 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "So we got married when you were what, eight? I mean, people accuse elves of cradle-robbing, but it's all in good fun, ain't it?"

[1:59 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "Psh, I obviously look younger than I am," he says, brushing off this obvious flaw in the backstory. He flashes a winning smile, "I take good care of myself."

[2:01 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "So here's another hole in your brilliant scheme: you keep talking, and we're still in the tub."

[2:05 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: With only a smirk as warning, and a gulp of breath, Dalan leans forward and dunks both himself and Erynn under the water. He pulls up, throwing his hair back and getting water all over the place, then picks the naked, dripping elf up in his arms and climbs out of the tub. "Not anymore, we're not!"

[2:08 AM] Erynn Dinasque sputters. Her hair is juuuuust long enough to obscure her eyes. "I don't like this. I feel so exposed without my dirt."

[2:11 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz gives the elfling a kiss on the chest, and a little nibble. "You taste much better, though. Oh, look, you still have my teeth marks~"

[2:12 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "Odd that those lasted ten years."

[2:13 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "They'll last ten more," he teases, making biting motions. He wraps the short little thing up in a complimentary towel and dries her off. "I don't fancy sleeping in a wet bed," he points out, forcing her arms up. He scrubs his own hair dry, or at least damp, and grins from under the towel.

[2:18 AM] Erynn Dinasque crosses her arms and digs through her backpack. "You didn't think it would be that easy, d--god dammit."

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[2:20 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz quirks an eyebrow, and heads over to the bed, laying down on his side casually. "Looking for something?"

[2:21 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "The only other clothes I have besides the ones you soaked," she fished them out. "Are the formal gowns for impersonating proper ladies."

[2:23 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "Haha! perfect! We'll have to find a ball tonight."

[2:28 AM] Erynn Dinasque drags the elegant red dress out to its full length, then grabs the silky underthings that go with it. "No. Just, flat, no. Those things are awful." She tosses the dress on the bed and pulls on the underskirt.

[2:31 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz reaches out a hand for Erynn's wrist, and in a familiar motion pulls her down onto the plush, inviting heart shaped bed. "I loved dancing, when I was still a noble."

[2:32 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz really just loves tugging Erynn around at this point. One of the perks of traveling with a tiny little elf girl.

[2:33 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "Nice bluff, but your subtext of 'I love tits, when I was still a jackass' is a bit too obvious. Mind if I get dressed?"

[2:35 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz wraps his arms around Erynn, and kisses her bare shoulders. "Weren't you the one talking about going to bed?"

[2:38 AM] Erynn Dinasque writhes in place. "Weren't you the one talking about proper ladies?"

[2:39 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "Hehe, I was..." he says with a sigh, holding her tight, then letting her go. "What will we do, then?"

[2:44 AM] Erynn Dinasque grabs the corset-like wrap and works it around her body. "I dunno. Though I am kinda glad Mr. Know-it-all finally has a reason to shut his trap."

[2:45 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "Psh, I still know it all," he says, tossing a pink silk pillow at the elf.

[2:47 AM] Erynn Dinasque grabs the pillow and throws it back at Lan overhand.

[2:50 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz laughs as it hits him in the face. He rolls over onto his back, and puts the pillow under his head where it belongs as he watches Erynn get dressed, ignoring the fact that he's at half-mast and has been since the bath. "Well, let's at least get some dinner," he suggests, being half a gentleman, half a brazen pervert.

[2:53 AM] Erynn Dinasque holds up the dress. "Ugh. It always takes like six people to put one of these on right. Mind helping me get it on 1/3 right?"

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[2:55 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "My pleasure," he says, sitting on the edge of the bed and helping her into it, humming to himself as he strings up the back. "We'll need to go somewhere fancy, with you dressed like this," he says thoughtfully. "No fish and chips on the water front."

[3:00 AM] Erynn Dinasque fastened up the strings on the sleeves. "Not that I'm averse to fine dining, but that seems like time I have to spend acting dignified. Also, you're naked."

[3:02 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "Psh, like you're really complaining," he says, then with a snap of his fingers clothing forms over his body, made of pure mana. It's a sharp, modern style suit. "You look lovely, though. I'm surprised how well something like that fits you."

[3:02 AM] Erynn Dinasque: ((I'd bring it up in the main chat but that ship has sailed--I'm like 90% sure my oldest sister's seen my panties.))

[3:05 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "It's my job to blend in, pretty-boy, and some of us have to do it the old-fashioned way." She fishes her fake teeth out of a pouch on her bag and slots them in. "Wait, why'd I do that? That's basically the same as admitting I won't talk you into doing what I want." She pops them right back out.

[3:06 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "Haha, oh? And what's that?"

[3:08 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "Not going out. The inn has perfectly nice food, and I don't have to prance about pretending 'oh, I'm so dainty, look at me, I wear jewelry unironically!' for an entire evening." She, of course, demonstrates by prancing as needed.

[3:10 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "Why bother getting dressed, then?" he asks. "After all, we could stay naked under the covers and get some servant boy to bring us dinner. Maybe some wine."

[3:11 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "Very subtle, Lan. You almost got that one past me."

[3:12 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz shrugs, and his clothes fall away into nothingness. "Hey, you're the one making the plans tonight."

[3:13 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "I figure this time I'll be along for the ride."

[3:16 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "Good. Now, I'm going to hang out my other, much better clothes to dry. In the meantime, magic up something comfy for me to wear."

[3:17 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "We'll, you'll have to get undressed first," he says, reaching out and pulling free that string.

[3:18 AM] Erynn Dinasque wants to pull away, but figures there's no point. She pulls at a few strings herself, and about a minute later the dress collapses to the floor.

[3:30 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "This is the you I like best," he says, getting up and kissing her on the shoulders again. "But... I suppose if you want some clothes..." oh no, he's got that lilt in his voice again... and with a snap of his fingers, Erynn is wearing a rather unprofessional looking maid outfit, the skirt short as can be, the stockings long and held up by garters, and the sleeves not even attached. Her modest little breasts are lifted up by a bustier, and her chest is exposed almost to the nipples, with a collar going out to the puffy shoulders.

[3:34 AM] Erynn Dinasque is unfazed. She resists the urge to pick at what may be this fictional universe's first thong. "You wanna try that again, funny guy?"

[3:38 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "Just gimme a minute to take it in," he teases, looking over his handywork. Then he snaps his fingers, and it's replaced by something more comfortable. A nice thigh length flannel skirt, and an oversized lace front tunic of the same material. There's still long kneesocks, but they're more for comfort than sexiness, despite the garters. A similar outfit forms on Dalandau himself. Matching outfits for the honeymooners. His obviously just has trousers, not a skirt and kneesocks. How disappointing. "Better?"

[3:38 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz decides fleece is more fitting than flannel. BARBARY FLEECE.

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[3:47 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "Yes, better, at least." Though there was still that mysterious scanty panty. "That's... a dubious title, but it's better."

[3:49 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "Warmer, too," he says, interlacing his fingers and holding them high up over his head and standing on his tip toes, enough that his abs and hips are exposed. "Super comfortable." God, I'm freezing and it's effecting my actions! Next I'll want to start a fire. Oh, look, the honeymoon suite has a fireplace. On the fourth floor. Because I said so.

[3:53 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "Thank you, Mr. Magic-man. I foresee no way this could go wrong."

[3:55 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "Psh, they'll last until noon tomorrow," he says, sitting down on an Ottoman in front of the fireplace and tossing in a few logs. With a little whisper, there's a spark. "I'm looking forward to a night in."

[4:02 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "Great. Except we still have to go downstairs to get dinner. So, I guess I'll do that."

[4:02 AM] Erynn Dinasque: ((I don't mind if you multitask.))

[4:04 AM] System: Samra changed status to Away

[4:04 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: ((I'm already multitasking! I'm the fairy, and I'm trying to get eaten :I ))

[4:04 AM] Erynn Dinasque: ((Oh. Didn't notice.))

[4:05 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "Heh, what kind of loving husband would I be if I made my wife go out?" he asks, stoking the fire.

[4:05 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: ((That was the idea! I catch too much flack, so I don't let people know when I make new characters))

[4:09 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "A non-creepy possessive one?"

[4:12 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz laughs, and pokes a log until it cracks. He turns around, and holds up his hands, "Alright, dear, message received."

[4:15 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "Right. I think we're in agreement that basically, no matter what, you can't tell me what to do. At least, you can't expect it to stick."

[4:16 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz just goes "psh" again for the umpteenth time.

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[4:18 AM] Erynn Dinasque: (Did I miss anything?)

[4:22 AM] Erynn Dinasque: (Hello?)

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[4:26 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: Oh, I thought you were going to sleep.

[4:27 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz just goes "psh" again for the umpteenth time.

[4:31 AM] Erynn Dinasque: (No, just another timeout. I'd've asked you for logs if I was done.)

[4:33 AM] Erynn Dinasque smacks Dalan's forehead.with the back of her hand. "Say 'psh' again, really."

[4:34 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz smirks, and goes "psh."

[4:35 AM] Erynn Dinasque goes for the throat--always a winning strategy. "Respeeect!"

[4:36 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz falls off the Ottoman (now that seems odd in a world without Turks) and coughs a bit. "ack!"

[4:47 AM] Erynn Dinasque eases off the neck--she's not trying to kill him, after all. Once he's on the ground she stands over him triumphantly. "So, lesson learned, young grasshopper?"

[4:49 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz sweeps the leg, and trips the elf so that she lands in his arms. But also mostly on top of him, which in hindsight wasn't smart. He coughs again, catching his breath. "Nope, I never learn. But I do enjoy the lesson," the mage teases, planting a kiss on Erynn's lips.

[4:50 AM] Erynn Dinasque: ((Aw, c'mon, man. You know what I'm going for, and I'm getting tired of being a bitch.))

[4:52 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: ((:3))

[4:54 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz hops to his feet, taking Erynn with him, "but... maybe you're the one who needs a lesson," he says with his smirk. Putting the elf back into the more attractive garment from before, sans anachronistic thong. Or any underwear. He carries her over his shoulder to the bed, and tosses her onto the big plush heart. "You definitely need to be taught some give and take."

[4:55 AM] Erynn Dinasque: (The maid outfit, or the formal dress?)

[4:57 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: Meido

[5:01 AM] Erynn Dinasque flops on the bed, the nearly non-existent skirt exposing her actually non-existent underwear. "Hey! I thought we discussed this!"

[5:02 AM] System: Gail Gatewood is offline.

[5:02 AM] System: Gail Gatewood is online.

[5:04 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "Yeah..." he says with a shrug, gently tugging Erynn in for a kiss by a collar that wasn't there before. "But you had your fun, now it's my turn." The mage crawls onto the bed, and grabs the elf on the taut butt cheeks, pulling her up into his lap.

[5:06 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "What part of this was fun for me? The scrubbing? The first embarrassing outfit? The third embarrassing outfit?"

[5:10 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "Heh, I bet you love playing dress up," he says, taking one of her hands in his own, and admiring the long elbow length glove. "Do you like this?" he asks, pleased with his handywork. "I notice you always keep them on, even when we're having sex." With the other hand, he just keeps stroking her buttock, giving it a little pat or a squeeze.

[5:12 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "It doesn't behoove me to leave fingerprints everywhere, no." She shifts on his lap, trying to shake his hand.

[5:13 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz gives her a chastizing little spank, then pulls the skirt up and repeats it, bare assed. "Heh, since when is someone going to dust my dick for prints?"

[5:15 AM] Erynn Dinasque flinches. "Hey! What was that?" she demands, only to find her ass exposed to the hot, dry air, and then another smack. "You'd be surprised what people have pulled."

[5:21 AM] System: Tritos is offline.

[5:23 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz tugs that little collar close, and gives the griping elf a kiss to shut her up. He pulls away with a mischievous smirk. "You know what they have in the honeymoon suite?" he asks, leaning over and opening the bedside drawer, reaching in and pulling out a little container with a screw top. He opens it up, and it has a jelly inside, with a lovely scent, like everything else in the expensive room. He dips in two fingers and swirls them in it, pulling them out with a little globule of cherry. Another playful tug on the collar with his other hand, and then that jelly is out of sight behind the elf's back. "Always has... Lube!" and then the two fingers are pressing against her anus, running around the ring and pushing inside, helped along by a tingling ointment.

[5:24 AM] Erynn Dinasque: ((I just meant spanking, then back to cuddling, but I'm not complaining.))

[5:27 AM] Erynn Dinasque 's legs shoot up as the chilly gel is rubbed in her pucker. "What the hell, man? What are you doing back there?"

[5:29 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "Well it'd just be rude if I didn't get you ready first," he says, as if that was clearly common sense. His fingers go deeper, and wiggle apart. It's far too late for just a spanking! "I'm not some monster."

[5:32 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "Nnngh..." Erynn pounds her fists on Dalan's leg. "You're--you're not going to--not the Sneak Attack!"

[5:37 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "Nothin' sneaky about it," he says, showing teeth. He gives her a kiss, then whispers right in her ear, "I'm gonna fuck you in your cute little ass." He gives that same long ear a nibble as he goes in passed the second knuckle, pulling his fingers apart as much as he can and wiggling them around inside of elf butt.

[5:42 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "Nnnaaaa~" she kicks violently and pounds the mattress. Her ears were always a bit more sensitive than she let on, but more importantly, she was being rather vigorously stretched out. If she were moved, a little damp spot would be found on the sheets.

[5:51 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz reaches down between the elfling's legs, and runs his fingers through the soaking thatch of hair, and feeling along her thighs. "See, you do love this," he teases, nipping at her other ear. And with a pop, those fingers come out. He reaches down to his own crotch, now naked, because the clothes were magic in the first place, and he rubs the rest of the ointment on himself. "Ooh! This tingles. No wonder you were loving it."

[5:52 AM] Erynn Dinasque: (Elves do not have body hair.)

[5:52 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "Come on," he says, giving a gentle bare assed smack. Then following it up with a harder one, that fills the room and leaves a palm print. "Come on, get up in my lap."

[5:52 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: ((It said trimmed in your profile!))

[5:52 AM] Erynn Dinasque: (Does it?)

[5:52 AM] Erynn Dinasque: (All right then.)

[5:52 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: ((>Pubic hair: Trimmed))

[5:53 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: ((I made sure to check before gropin'))

[5:53 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: ((Besides, you're a mulatto anyway))

[5:53 AM] Erynn Dinasque: (Then we'll stick with that.)

[5:57 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "You're damn lucky you're hitting one of my buttons," she says, climbing up towards his cock. "Damn lucky," she mutters again under her breath. She settles herself down slowly.

[5:59 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz lets out a pleased sigh as he feels the elf wrap around him. He puts his hands on her hips, and gently pulls her down. "I think we can agree we're both getting lucky," he points out, chuckling a little and stretching out under her. He pushes up with his hips, and swells a bit. "Mm, real lucky."

[6:01 AM] Erynn Dinasque yawns. "Y'know, I'm getting awfully sleepy. Mind if we do this lying down?"

[6:02 AM] Erynn Dinasque wiggles until she's settled onto Dalap.

[6:04 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "You saying you want to curl up on my chest while I fill you up?" he jokes, pulling her down for a kiss.

[6:06 AM] Erynn Dinasque grabs Dalan's ribcage and pulls them, together, onto their side. "Maybe we could just sleep like this? I'm certainly comfortable."

[6:08 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz chuckles a bit. "You want to sleep like this?" he asks, a little incredulous. Then again, the rogue has proven to be an odd one. He gently thrusts his hips. "With my cock in your ass?"

[6:09 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "I'm not hearing a 'no'." She grabs his thigh and tugs up, not unlike someone adjusting a comforter.

[6:12 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "Heh, well, I'd kind of like to finish," he says, bumping his hips up against her ass.

[6:14 AM] Erynn Dinasque sighs. "Selfish as always." And then she starts rocking, twisting in a gradual circle centered at the small of her back.

[6:19 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz gives the elfling a kiss, pressing into her and rolling her onto her back. He pulls out, to the tip, then with a sudden slap of flesh, his hips kiss her buttocks again. The mage holds her close, but goes in deep and without the tingling jelly, it would be rough, and painful. "That's me, alright," he whispers, kissing his way to Erynn's ear. Dalandau licks it to the tip, and takes it into his mouth, suckling on it while his hips press in, filling the lusty elf up, then letting her off, only to do it again. "Mmm, you're even better here."

[6:26 AM] Erynn Dinasque: The frills of the dress catch a lot of air as Dalan thrusts, meaning a lot of fluffing and rippling. "You... hooooo... you think that... cause... you only li~ike me more... the more you get to knowww me. 'Cause I'm sowooo graiait." She reaches down and toys with her womanhood, running a finger across her lips. Even with herself, she takes a light touch.

[6:31 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz tugs at the ear with his teeth. "Ehyep" he says, not letting go at first. "You are," he says honestly, slipping his hand under the skimpy outfit, and touching at her ribs with both hands. He makes longer thrusts now, keeping himself deep inside her longer, and pulling nearly all the way out.

[6:36 AM] Erynn Dinasque pants, bites her lip and sucks in air. "Y-yer telling me... you don't have one... measly spell that'd... let you stay hard... all night?" She pushes into her pussy just a little, spreading her lips the width of her narrow fingers.

[6:38 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "Hehe, where's the fun in that?" he asks, leaning down to bite at her exposed shoulder, pulling flesh with his teeth.

[6:39 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "Ah," she exclaims--not loudly, since she's still out of breath, and it's not clear to what exactly she's responding. "H-hours of it... finish in the morning."

[6:46 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz actually stops and thinks about that, then he shakes his head, "Nah..." and goes back to plowing into her, the force aided by the ointment. The scent of it fills the room as their bodies heat it up. He reaches down between Erynn's legs, hand over her own, working at her lovely little slit.

[6:47 AM] Erynn Dinasque drowsily lets her body be lead by Dalan. "C'mon... I'm supposed to believe... you could lift me like nothin'... but this is all the force you have? Can't just work the glamor muscles."

[6:52 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz smirks, and pulls almost all the way out. He repositions himself, and leans down to give Erynn a kiss, and warns "you asked for this." And then, without any further warning, he slams his hips against her ass with enough force to push the girl up the bed. And then another. He pushes the pillows out of the way, and takes Erynn's hands, putting them up against the headboard, and the slams into her again, practically smacking her ass with his thighs each time he pushes into her. After four more of those, he pulls her back down, and starts again, sweat glistening on his torso.

[6:54 AM] Erynn Dinasque is shaken awake by the force. "Wait, you could've been--hhnmnn--doing this the--aaannng--whole time? Ggnrrng--so you're just lazy, is that it? I'm not worth your 110%?"

[6:59 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz gives the elf a chastizing slap across the cheek, and then leans down into a passionate kiss, tongue pushing in and tasting her mouth, dancing with her own. And then in a flash, Erynn is tossed over onto her stomach, face down in the bed. Her hips are lifted up, off the bed. "Of course you are," he says, smacking at her ass, and plunging back into it, that delightful cherry tingle working it's magic. "I can't help it... mm, if I'm more refined..."

[7:04 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "I--mmmm!" he words are mumbled into Dalan's mouth, cutting off a truly biting one-liner which offered satirical yet vibrant insight into the inner workings of the human psyche. A shame, really.

Not that Erynn was disappointed. Her dress slid down her back once she was on her stomach. She reflexively shied away from Dalan's slaps, which as a byproduct of her shifting muscles made her clench his cock.

[7:08 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: Hands come down, taking Erynn's wrists, and moving them back up over her head, palms moving over her hands, and squeezing them as the mage roughly fucks her. A little leather and lace. He kisses at her back, and bites down again. And Dalandau reaches around front of her, between her legs, and rubs his fingers along her lips, peeling back the hood of her clit and tweaking it like a nipple. He may be giving her the rough fuck he want, but that's no reason to be inconsiderate and leave a lady unfulfilled.

[7:14 AM] Erynn Dinasque whines like a boiling teapot. "Okay! Okay! Y-you're... you're moving in the right direction!" She mocks him even as she comes.

[7:16 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz laughs, at least between pants, and brings his fingers up to the elf's lips. It's not perfect, what with all the thrusting, and he gets some of it on her face, but finally he puts the fingers covered in her own juices in her mouth. He holds her tight around the waist with his other hand, and pushes his cock as far as it will go, holding it there as he cums. He lets out a breath, and stays like that. "Damn, girl..." is all he can say.

[7:22 AM] Erynn Dinasque resists Dalan's fingers as much as she can, but she can't, really. The hot spray in her rectum makes her twinge, but she gradually settles back into the soft mattress. "So, you do much experimenting with magic?"

[7:24 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "You askin' what I think you're askin'?" he says, kissing the girl's shoulders tenderly. Right on the bite mark. "Try me."

[7:25 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "Maybe my original plan was short-sighted, but you've gotta have something'll help me sleep at night. Something comforting. Something perianal."

[7:29 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz: "I don't think I have anything that would last two yea--oh, wait, you mean you want one of these," he asks, holding out a big piece of lacquered wood, like an egg, with a flared base. It's about the size of a fist. "Yeah, I can do that."

[7:31 AM] Erynn Dinasque: "It bothers me but also doesn't that you had that ready. Rev it up, magic-man."

[7:38 AM] Dalandau Weiss-Cruz rolls the magical sex toy in ointment. "Didn't have it ready," he says, grunting a little as he lifts Erynn's hips up and pulls out. He can't help but smile as he surveys his handiwork, and then replaces his cock with the plug. He gives her ass a firm little smack, and leans down to bite it.