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A Green Lantern in Equestria, Part 7 (Onwards and Upwards)

By: Deadbeat on May 28th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 7.64 KB  |  hits: 114  |  expires: Never
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  1. >THOSE WERE YOUR FUCKING RIBS!
  2. >You are Anon Ymous of Rann, Green Lantern of Sector 2828.
  3. >And you are damn near positive that your ribcage was just collapsed by a high speed sonic projectile, possibly of Reach origin.
  4. >You find it odd that it seems to be in the shape of a blue Pegasus pony with a rainbow mane.
  5. >"Oww...not my head...," says the weapon.
  6. >You find this odd.
  7. >Most weapons don't talk.
  8. >Then again, you were pretty sure the Reach made this thing.
  9. >And if they liked making talking scarabs...why not talking ponies?
  10. >Oh this bitch was going to be so many atoms in the next-
  11. >[Goddamnit Anon! Are we really doing the shit again?!]
  12. >Fuck you consince, I'm dying here!
  13. >[Shut up, buttwipe, you are not dying, your ribs aren't even broken.  Hell, I bet the worst you have is some bruising, these ponies are practically made of marshmallow!  Quit your bitching and think for a minute.]
  14. >B-but the Reach-
  15. >[-are nowhere near here.  You're on Equestria remember?]
  16. >...yeah...
  17. >[And you were going to fly up and scan the barrier around the planet, right?]
  18. >Y-yeah, that is right!
  19. >[And the name of your escort was...?]
  20. >Rainbow Dash.
  21. >The gears in your head line up properly and you look at the rainbow maned cyan pegasus that is in the process of untangling herself from you.
  22. >She finally opens her eyes and gets a nice, long, and rather confused look at you shortly before receiving a quick strike in the back of her head from a floating book.
  23. >"OW!  Whaddya' do that for Twilight?!"
  24. >"For not looking where you're flying!  You could've killed Anon!"
  25. >"What, him?" she says, indicating you with a dismissive gesture, "He looks fine!"
  26. >Rainbow Dash looks you over again, "I think..."
  27. >Oh, Ho-ho...this bitch is dea-
  28. >[FOR FUCKS SAKE ANON!]
  29. >I'M NEVER ALLOWED TO DO ANYTHING, AM I?!
  30. >[NO!  YOU'RE NOT!  NOW WALK IT THE FUCK OFF LIKE A FUCKING MAN!]
  31. I'm...okay...Twilight, just give me a minute...
  32. >You groan as you stand and shoot the blue Pegasus a bitter look.
  33. Rainbow Dash...I presume?
  34. >She winces at the venom in your voice.
  35. >"Y-yeah that's me!"
  36. >She clears her throat as she regains her composure.
  37. >"So what's the plan here, Twilight?  You want me to show your friend some fancy flying?  Or maybe we need to go fight a monster?!  A dragon or-"
  38. >Twilight stuffs her hoof into Rainbow's mouth.
  39. >"Dash, listen carefully.  You need to follow Anon into the upper atmosphere, let him analyze whatever he needs to analyze, and if he falls?  Catch him.  That's it."
  40. >"That's it?"
  41. >"That's it."
  42. >The Rainbow one's disappointment is palpable.
  43. >"Fine."
  44. >Twilight smiles.
  45. >"Good!  Alright Anon, good luck, I look forward to your findings."
  46. >You give Twilight a small salute, and then turn to your Rainbow escort.
  47. Come then, we have work to do.
  48.  
  49. SOMETIME LATER, IN THE SKIES ABOVE PONYVILLE
  50.  
  51. >OK, maybe you were quick to judge your blue, ballistic companion.
  52. >When you got over the initial unpleasantness between the two of you, you spend the flight into the upper atmosphere swapping stories.
  53. >You explain how your ring lets you and other Lanterns fly without wings, though your not sure she gets a lot of it.
  54. >She, in turn,regales you with tales about her flight prowess, and skills as a weather-pony, along with her desire to
  55.  
  56. join an aerobatic team called, "The Wonderbolts".
  57. >"...though I gotta tell you Anon, when I heard about where you come from?  Outer space?  It got me thinkin'."
  58. About what?
  59. >"About what it'd be like to fly up there, to actually fly into the night sky!  I wonder why no Pegasus has done it before?"
  60. Probably because of this barrier that I'm going to scan.
  61. >"Maybe...hey Anon, what's it like?"
  62. What?
  63. >"You know, flying in space?"
  64. >Oh wow...
  65. >You've never actually thought about this before.
  66. >For you, flying was an act of utility, a means to an end, a method of transit.
  67. >It wasn't always like that, it used to be much more exciting, but that was before...
  68. >...no, stay on topic.
  69. It's like...floating in the sea one moment, and maneuvering faster than you ever have in your entire life the next.
  70. >She's in awe at your words.
  71. >You can see her envisioning it in her eyes.
  72. ...We're here.
  73. >"Oh wow...edge of the cloud-line."
  74. >You stood (floated really) at the point where the wild blue yonder becomes black.
  75. >You stare up into the void.
  76. >Where there should be stars, an inky blackness greets you.
  77. >You notice that your Life Support shield is up.
  78. >"M-man...the air up here...kinda thin."
  79. >Rainbow is panting and flapping her wings quite hard.
  80. Hang on, this will only take a second.
  81. >"Yeah...sure...just make it quick."
  82. >You begin your scans but keep one eye on your Pegasus companion.
  83. >Hopefully this goes without incident.
  84.  
  85. MEANWHILE, NOT FAR BELOW
  86.  
  87. >You are Fluttershy.
  88. >Animal expert and caretaker.
  89. >And you are exhausted.
  90. >You've been flying for two days straight, making sure that the birds went south for the upcoming winter.
  91. >You spent all day yesterday flying and setting up nests in warm, tropical places for your feathered friends.
  92. >And now you're rushing home feed the rest of your animal friends.
  93. >Or you would be, if you weren't on the verge of passing out.
  94. >You're spent, you've been flying for hours and you needed a rest.
  95. >But you couldn't rest!
  96. >The animals at home were waiting to be fed!
  97. >You had to soldier on!
  98. >Oh look!  There was your friend, Rainbow Dash!
  99. >And some Green...thing.
  100. >You'd be scared, but your too wiped to even do that.
  101. >Oh look!  Rainbow's waving at you and pointing you out to the green thing!
  102. >You try to wave back, but you can't seem to find the strength.
  103. >That's odd, Rainbow's getting farther and farther away from you for some reason.
  104. >Oh well, no big deal, you'd figure out why that was after your nap.
  105.  
  106. UPPER ATMOSPHERE Music:  http://youtu.be/Exg-zf2nouQ
  107.  
  108. >You are Anon once more.
  109. >And you are watching a yellow Pegasus, identified by Rainbow Dash as her friend "Fluttershy", fall out of the sky.
  110. >This alarms you and your companion greatly.
  111. >You break off what you are doing and speed to the rescue of the falling mare.
  112. >One problem though.
  113. Dash.
  114. >"WHAT IS IT ANON?!  KIND OF BUSY HERE!"
  115. I know, I've just run the numbers in my head.  At our present speed and her present velocity, we're not going to make it
  116.  
  117. too her in time.
  118. >"THEN WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST WE DO?!"
  119. >That's a good point.
  120. >In any other circumstance, you'd send out a construct to catch her.
  121. >Constructs move at the speed of light, rendering your present issue's moot.
  122. >But there was a problem.
  123. >Fluttershy was yellow.
  124. >A color that did not mix well with your powers.
  125. >You had heard rumors in the corps, however.
  126. >That with sufficient willpower, the weakness could be overcome.
  127. >There was no choice, you'd have to try.
  128. >You extend your arm and send out a green glowing hand.
  129. >It wraps itself around the falling Pegasus.
  130. Stay together...stay together...stay together...stay together...stay together...
  131. >It makes physical contact with her.
  132. >The backlash is instantaneous, your fears strike you all at once.
  133. >VALADEATHSYNONBANISHMENTCORPSFAILURE
  134. >The hand shatters.
  135. >And Rainbow Dash reacts.
  136. >"NO!  NOT LIKE THIS! I CAN MAKE IT!  I *WILL* MAKE IT!"
  137. >What you see next astounds you.
  138. >A sonic cone forms around the cyan Pegasus.
  139. >And with a luminescent sonic boom, she gains a speed heretofore unseen.
  140. >She accelerates at nearly triple her previous velocity.
  141. >And in one fell swoop, catches the falling Fluttershy.
  142. >All the while, her rainbow shock wave covers the land.
  143. >You are stunned.
  144. >The willpower it took to perform that feat amazes you.
  145. >You look at your ring and think of your failure.
  146. >And then you look at the ever-expanding shock wave, and the Pegasus who has just landed and is resting her friend on the ground.
  147. >And you begin to wonder.