- >THOSE WERE YOUR FUCKING RIBS!
- >You are Anon Ymous of Rann, Green Lantern of Sector 2828.
- >And you are damn near positive that your ribcage was just collapsed by a high speed sonic projectile, possibly of Reach origin.
- >You find it odd that it seems to be in the shape of a blue Pegasus pony with a rainbow mane.
- >"Oww...not my head...," says the weapon.
- >You find this odd.
- >Most weapons don't talk.
- >Then again, you were pretty sure the Reach made this thing.
- >And if they liked making talking scarabs...why not talking ponies?
- >Oh this bitch was going to be so many atoms in the next-
- >[Goddamnit Anon! Are we really doing the shit again?!]
- >Fuck you consince, I'm dying here!
- >[Shut up, buttwipe, you are not dying, your ribs aren't even broken. Hell, I bet the worst you have is some bruising, these ponies are practically made of marshmallow! Quit your bitching and think for a minute.]
- >B-but the Reach-
- >[-are nowhere near here. You're on Equestria remember?]
- >...yeah...
- >[And you were going to fly up and scan the barrier around the planet, right?]
- >Y-yeah, that is right!
- >[And the name of your escort was...?]
- >Rainbow Dash.
- >The gears in your head line up properly and you look at the rainbow maned cyan pegasus that is in the process of untangling herself from you.
- >She finally opens her eyes and gets a nice, long, and rather confused look at you shortly before receiving a quick strike in the back of her head from a floating book.
- >"OW! Whaddya' do that for Twilight?!"
- >"For not looking where you're flying! You could've killed Anon!"
- >"What, him?" she says, indicating you with a dismissive gesture, "He looks fine!"
- >Rainbow Dash looks you over again, "I think..."
- >Oh, Ho-ho...this bitch is dea-
- >[FOR FUCKS SAKE ANON!]
- >I'M NEVER ALLOWED TO DO ANYTHING, AM I?!
- >[NO! YOU'RE NOT! NOW WALK IT THE FUCK OFF LIKE A FUCKING MAN!]
- I'm...okay...Twilight, just give me a minute...
- >You groan as you stand and shoot the blue Pegasus a bitter look.
- Rainbow Dash...I presume?
- >She winces at the venom in your voice.
- >"Y-yeah that's me!"
- >She clears her throat as she regains her composure.
- >"So what's the plan here, Twilight? You want me to show your friend some fancy flying? Or maybe we need to go fight a monster?! A dragon or-"
- >Twilight stuffs her hoof into Rainbow's mouth.
- >"Dash, listen carefully. You need to follow Anon into the upper atmosphere, let him analyze whatever he needs to analyze, and if he falls? Catch him. That's it."
- >"That's it?"
- >"That's it."
- >The Rainbow one's disappointment is palpable.
- >"Fine."
- >Twilight smiles.
- >"Good! Alright Anon, good luck, I look forward to your findings."
- >You give Twilight a small salute, and then turn to your Rainbow escort.
- Come then, we have work to do.
- SOMETIME LATER, IN THE SKIES ABOVE PONYVILLE
- >OK, maybe you were quick to judge your blue, ballistic companion.
- >When you got over the initial unpleasantness between the two of you, you spend the flight into the upper atmosphere swapping stories.
- >You explain how your ring lets you and other Lanterns fly without wings, though your not sure she gets a lot of it.
- >She, in turn,regales you with tales about her flight prowess, and skills as a weather-pony, along with her desire to
- join an aerobatic team called, "The Wonderbolts".
- >"...though I gotta tell you Anon, when I heard about where you come from? Outer space? It got me thinkin'."
- About what?
- >"About what it'd be like to fly up there, to actually fly into the night sky! I wonder why no Pegasus has done it before?"
- Probably because of this barrier that I'm going to scan.
- >"Maybe...hey Anon, what's it like?"
- What?
- >"You know, flying in space?"
- >Oh wow...
- >You've never actually thought about this before.
- >For you, flying was an act of utility, a means to an end, a method of transit.
- >It wasn't always like that, it used to be much more exciting, but that was before...
- >...no, stay on topic.
- It's like...floating in the sea one moment, and maneuvering faster than you ever have in your entire life the next.
- >She's in awe at your words.
- >You can see her envisioning it in her eyes.
- ...We're here.
- >"Oh wow...edge of the cloud-line."
- >You stood (floated really) at the point where the wild blue yonder becomes black.
- >You stare up into the void.
- >Where there should be stars, an inky blackness greets you.
- >You notice that your Life Support shield is up.
- >"M-man...the air up here...kinda thin."
- >Rainbow is panting and flapping her wings quite hard.
- Hang on, this will only take a second.
- >"Yeah...sure...just make it quick."
- >You begin your scans but keep one eye on your Pegasus companion.
- >Hopefully this goes without incident.
- MEANWHILE, NOT FAR BELOW
- >You are Fluttershy.
- >Animal expert and caretaker.
- >And you are exhausted.
- >You've been flying for two days straight, making sure that the birds went south for the upcoming winter.
- >You spent all day yesterday flying and setting up nests in warm, tropical places for your feathered friends.
- >And now you're rushing home feed the rest of your animal friends.
- >Or you would be, if you weren't on the verge of passing out.
- >You're spent, you've been flying for hours and you needed a rest.
- >But you couldn't rest!
- >The animals at home were waiting to be fed!
- >You had to soldier on!
- >Oh look! There was your friend, Rainbow Dash!
- >And some Green...thing.
- >You'd be scared, but your too wiped to even do that.
- >Oh look! Rainbow's waving at you and pointing you out to the green thing!
- >You try to wave back, but you can't seem to find the strength.
- >That's odd, Rainbow's getting farther and farther away from you for some reason.
- >Oh well, no big deal, you'd figure out why that was after your nap.
- UPPER ATMOSPHERE Music: http://youtu.be/Exg-zf2nouQ
- >You are Anon once more.
- >And you are watching a yellow Pegasus, identified by Rainbow Dash as her friend "Fluttershy", fall out of the sky.
- >This alarms you and your companion greatly.
- >You break off what you are doing and speed to the rescue of the falling mare.
- >One problem though.
- Dash.
- >"WHAT IS IT ANON?! KIND OF BUSY HERE!"
- I know, I've just run the numbers in my head. At our present speed and her present velocity, we're not going to make it
- too her in time.
- >"THEN WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST WE DO?!"
- >That's a good point.
- >In any other circumstance, you'd send out a construct to catch her.
- >Constructs move at the speed of light, rendering your present issue's moot.
- >But there was a problem.
- >Fluttershy was yellow.
- >A color that did not mix well with your powers.
- >You had heard rumors in the corps, however.
- >That with sufficient willpower, the weakness could be overcome.
- >There was no choice, you'd have to try.
- >You extend your arm and send out a green glowing hand.
- >It wraps itself around the falling Pegasus.
- Stay together...stay together...stay together...stay together...stay together...
- >It makes physical contact with her.
- >The backlash is instantaneous, your fears strike you all at once.
- >VALADEATHSYNONBANISHMENTCORPSFAILURE
- >The hand shatters.
- >And Rainbow Dash reacts.
- >"NO! NOT LIKE THIS! I CAN MAKE IT! I *WILL* MAKE IT!"
- >What you see next astounds you.
- >A sonic cone forms around the cyan Pegasus.
- >And with a luminescent sonic boom, she gains a speed heretofore unseen.
- >She accelerates at nearly triple her previous velocity.
- >And in one fell swoop, catches the falling Fluttershy.
- >All the while, her rainbow shock wave covers the land.
- >You are stunned.
- >The willpower it took to perform that feat amazes you.
- >You look at your ring and think of your failure.
- >And then you look at the ever-expanding shock wave, and the Pegasus who has just landed and is resting her friend on the ground.
- >And you begin to wonder.