Title:           Anon Goes To Hell (Funny One-Shot Attempt)
Author:          Dead_Anon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/AxAWMmW6
First Edit:      Saturday 11th of April 2015 02:07:04 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 11th of April 2015 02:07:04 AM CDT

> Be Anon who was in hell.
> And is bored. For a place like hell, nothing was really going on right now.
> You look around as you sat in a chair, in some dark room.
> You were told that you were going to get your just rewards. Or was it ultimate punishment?
> To be honest here, you just didn't pay attention. Mostly because the demons that talked to you just looked way to edgy or autistic to be taken seriously.
> Finally, after what felt like a few hours, an odd looking demon comes in while holding a black box with a skull on it.
> "Welcome to Hell, it is time for you to...Oh wait, you're not Sunset."
"What? Of fucking course I'm not Sunset. Do I look like I have bacon hair? I'm Anon."
> The demon looks like he was panicking.
> "Oh no. Fuck. I am going to get tortured for mixing up the rooms. Again!"
> He stops and looks at you.
> "Look, I will be back and this will get sorted out. Just....get fucked or something by this, ok? I'm going to sort things out quickly."
> He leaves the room quickly as you just stand there trying to figure out what was going on. Then you just look at the box he left.
> Curiosity takes hold of you, making you want to look in it.
> You walk over to it. This was suppose to be Sunset's punishment?
> Well, she did tried to take over the school...and tried to kill a few students as well.
> That is what you heard anyway. You never went to the Fall Formal.
"Well, lets see what you were going to get Sunset."
> You open the box, only to be blinded by a light temporarily.
>After the light fades, you look in the box, only to see.... EGGS!
 
> Eggs....huh... Maybe you should talk to Sunset or...Oh wait, you can't.
> You're in hell still. Same room.
> How am I suppose to get raped by this?
> You closed the box and let out an annoyed sight.
> Hell is not suppose to be this bor-
> "Ok, I;m back. Right punishment this time!"
> Oh look, the demon is back. Finally.
> As much as you love not being tortured, your boredom of this place was getting to a point where torture sounded good.
> He picks up the small box and drags in a...Ok this box is huge.
> It looked like a table could fit in it. Or a bed. Wait, is your punishment going to be kinky?
> This might be better than you thought.
"So, my punishment is in here?"
> The demon looks at you and smiles.
> "Oh you would not believe how many fucking punishments we have for you. Usually we just make a single person go through just one punishment for an eternity. But you are just so special, you get multiple punishments."
>He looks at you amazed.
>"I have never seen someone who was given that much in my life. Well, except Hitler. Well, anyway, I am going to get the other punishment ready. Suffer!~"
> The way he just said suffer with a sing along voice. Someone enjoy's their job.
> You look at your big punishment box. Well, might as well get this over with.
>You tap the box. As soon as you do, the walls of the box fall on the ground.
>They reveal... a purple pony with wings and a horn. In a glass case...sitting at a table.
>OK...Really? This is it? I was...wait, what is that?
>She has...oh fuck...NO!
>She has a cup of chocolate milk and looks at you with some insane look.
>Don't tell me she is going to do what you think she is going to do?
"No..."
> She lifts a hoof up.
"No no no..."
>The pony's hoof gets closer.
"DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!!"
>In the horrible display, the purple horse knocks over the milk, spilling it everywhere.
"FUUUUUUUUUUU-"
> This was the beginning of the rest of your miserable life IN HELL!