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bumpin' threads

By: DeMe on Jan 5th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.14 KB  |  hits: 148  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day slow thread in Equestria
  2. >Wake up, open laptop, refresh Flutterrape thread
  3. >No new posts since yesterday
  4. >Start morning routine
  5. >Shave, F5, Shit, F5, Shower, F5
  6. >Still nothing
  7. >Take laptop downstairs so you can look at the thread while eating some Frosted Rape Nuts
  8. >Keep mashing F5 while munching on cereal
  9. >Hear knock on door
  10. Come on in, key's under the doormat
  11. >You say, still focused on your screen
  12. >In the corner of your eye you see something yellow and pink walk into your house, you don't care and keep pounding the F5 key
  13. >Nope, still nothing
  14. >"Wh-what are you d-doing Anon?"
  15. >Ignore sounds, keep staring at screen in a meditative state
  16. >Still rhythmicly hammering on your F5 key
  17. >Fluttershy looks at your strong fingers, never giving the poor key a moment of rest
  18. >She gets hot and bothered, wishing her clit was the F5 key
  19. >The erotic motion of your digits pounding on the key, tap after sensual tap, is enough to cause her to start dripping marefluid all over your floor
  20. >You do not notice, still staring at last night's final post
  21. >Fluttershy crawls under the table, and gets between your legs
  22. >You still have no idea, franticly tapping your key
  23. >Tap
  24. >She unzips your pants
  25. >Tap
  26. >She starts giving licks to your member
  27. >Tap
  28. >She puts a hoof to her marehood, listening to the tapping sound and strokes to the beat
  29. >Tap
  30. >She puts your dick in her mouth
  31. >Tap
  32. >You are oblivious to all sensations, so your dick is still soft
  33. >Tap
  34. >It does not stop Fluttershy from trying to get it hard, running her tongue all over your penis
  35. >Tap
  36. >Fluttershy is still masturbating to the sound of your F5 key being abused
  37. >Tap
  38. >She is nearing orgasm, panting heavily and still lapping your dick
  39. >Tap
  40. >Suddenly you see a new post at the bottom of the thread
  41. >Your dick hardens in a flash
  42. >Fluttershy did not see this coming, her head is pulled upwards with your rising boner and smashes into the bottom of the table
  43. >You read the post
  44. >It's someone saying "bump"
  45. >Your dick immediately becomes flaccid again
  46. >Fluttershy's head drops to the floor, she is unconcious and bleeding from a headwound
  47. >You start mashing F5 again
  48. >Today is a boring day