Title:           You just got Dragon Dildo'd! Part I
Author:          DeMe
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First Edit:      Saturday 5th of January 2013 10:30:30 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 5th of January 2013 10:30:30 AM CDT

>Day You got Iced in Equestria
>Wake up
>Shit, Shave, Shower
>Head downstairs
>Reach into the cupboard to grab your box of Applebloom Crunch
>To your surprise, you pull something else out of the cupboard
>You stare at the strange object in your hand
>It's a dragon dildo
>But you normally keep yours on your nightstand, close to your bed
>Not to mention this one is a different color
>Suddenly hear a voice from behind you
>"You just got D-dragon Dildo'd!"
>You get startled and quickly turn around looking for the source of the sound
>Fluttershy is standing there looking smugly at you
>How the fuck did she get into your house?
"What are you doing here Fluttershy? And what is this dragon dildo doing here?"
>"Y-you just got Dragon Dildo'd anon, it's a g-game!"
>"You hide a dildo from s-someone somewhere they don't expect, and when they find it, they have to use it on th-themselves while you get to watch!"
>You smack Fluttershy in the face with the dildo before tossing it into a corner, making a mental note of where it landed so you can add it to your collection later
"Fuck off, I'm not playing your stupid game"
>Fluttershy looks at you dissapointed
>"Y-you can't just not do it Anon, that's no fun, you got Dragon Dildo'd fair and s-square"
>You sigh angrily
>You open the door
>Pick up Fluttershy
>And toss her out
>She lands face first 15 meters away from your doorstep, it's a new personal best
>"J-just you wait and see Anon, this game isn't over yet!"
>You slam the door and go back to your breakfast
>After finishing your bowl of cereal you walk to your bookcase and take out the volume of Daring Do you had been reading
>You couldn't wait to find out if Daring would be able to escape the rape snakes
>You take a seat in your comfy chair
>You open the book, and immediately shout out
"Oh for fuck's sake!"
>The center of all the pages has been cut out, to turn the book in a sort of box, housing...
>A dragon dildo
>You hear a tap on your window
>You look over to see Fluttershy pressed against your window with a hopeful and horny look in her eye
>She has allready started mashing her twat with her hoof
>You can't hear her through the glass, but you can read her lips
>"You just got dragon dildo'd again"
>You are starting to get angry now, not only is she wasting your time, but she ruined your book as well
>Trow the dildo at Fluttershy with as much strength as you can muster
>You hit her square in the jaw
>Not to mention she is covered in broken glass from the smashed window
>You decide you should probably leave your house
>Who knows how many dildo's she has hidden here
>You want to punish Fluttershy a little more first though..
>You walk over to your front door
>You knock on it
>You look sideways through the broken window and see Fluttershy getting up
>You knock again
>Fluttershy looks a little puzzled but walks over to the door
>Once she is behind the door you swing it open as hard as you can, colliding with Fluttershy and sending her flying backwards
>You laugh at her as you walk out of the door towards the outside of the broken window
>You pick the dildo up from under the pieces of glass and stuff it securely in your back pocket
>It would be a shame to let such a fine specimen go to waste
>You head out for ponyville
>You feel hungry, so you decide to go to Sugarcube Corner
>You enter, and see a smiling Mrs. Cake standing behind the counter
>"What'll it be Anon?"
>You order up some of your favorite donuts, and grab your wallet to go and pay
>As you take your wallet out of your back pocket, the dildo you had in there falls out
>Spaghetti boils in your pockets as you watch Mrs. Cake stare at the purple monstrocity landing on the floor with a loud thump
>"What in Celestia's name is that... thing?"
"This? it's... nothing, its just a... a candle I purchased earlier!"
>You say this nervously, quickly picking the dildo up and hiding it behind your back
>You quickly exchange your money for donuts and hurry over to a seat near the window
>You sit down and start eating, not knowing what to do with the dragon dildo you set it on the table
>A p0ny at a different table sees the thing and gives you a look of disgust
>You try to hold your best poker face as you take out your lighter and pretend to try and light the "candle"
"P-piece of trash"
>You mutter as you toss the dildo in a thrashcan near the door
>You mourn the loss of the newest part of your collection (the biggest in Equestria!) but it had to be done to prevent further embarassment
>You eat some more donuts when the bell over the door rings, indicating the arrival of a new customer
>You look over at the door and nearly choke on your bearclaw as you see Fluttershy standing in the doorway
>She has a black eye from where she was hit with your doorknob, and the rest of her face doesn't look too good either
>There are even little shards of glass still in her mane
>"Oh good heavens, what happend to you?" Mrs. Cake asks in a worried tone
>"O-o-oh this? I-it's nothing... I j-just walked into a d-door is all"
>"Looks like that door got you good, here.. let me get you some donuts on the house"
>Fluttershy gets her donuts and walks around looking for a table
>You cover your face with your hands hoping she doesn't recognize you
>Of course, with you being the only being with hands here, she does
>She sits down at your table
>"I-i forgive you for hitting me with the door sweety, y-you probably just d-didn't see me"
"I did"
>She looks confused, before starting to giggle
"That wasn't a joke, you really need to quit it with your rapey bullshit"
>"I-i'm not rapey, im just showing my love" she pouts
"Stop showing your love in such a rapey way then"
>"I'll try.. h-here, you can share my donuts!"
>She tries to hoof you a donut, but you've had your fill allready
>She looks at you with pleading eyes
>"Please"?
>You shake your head
>"Pleeeeeaaaasse?"
>You give her a death glare
>"Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaasssssse?"
>You swat the donut out of her hoof, and it lands on the floor
>With teary eyes she walks over to the donut, and picks it up (with her mouth, eww)
>She sulks as she walks over to the trashbin
>As she opens the lid and looks at the bin, she suddenly drops the donut from her mouth in surprise
>Her eyes open wide with joy as she picks the dragon dildo out of the trash
>She looks over at you with bedroom eyes
>"You do love me and my game, don't you?"
>You sit paralyzed with shock at what has just occured
>"Looks like I j-just got dragon dildo'd... and you know what that means.."
>She wouldn't... not in the middle of Sugarcube Corner, not with all these p0nies watching
>She lies down on her back and brings the dildo over to her allready dripping cunt, spreading her legs for you so you can get a good look
>With loud squeaks, she starts pumping the dildo in and out of her pussy
>Mrs. Cake looks at the scene in horror and speaks up
>"What the hell are you doing?!"
>"A-anon.. Ahh!, A-anon dragon dildo'd me.. S-so now, OH CELESTIA, s-so now I have to do this in front of him" Fluttershy says while moaning
>Mrs. Cake is not amused
>"ANON, FLUTTERSHY, WHAT KIND OF SICK GAMES ARE YOU TWO PLAYING? GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!"
>You are banned for life from Sugarcube Corner
>All because of
>Fucking Fluttershy