- >Day panda rings in Equestria
- >Wake up
- >Do your morning routine
- >Shit, Shave, Shower
- >Go downstairs for some breakfast
- >In the middle of your bowl of delicious nutricious coom flakes when you hear a knock on the door
- >Grumble and walk over, its that time of the day again
- >Yank open the door to find Fluttershy standing there
- >She has the same smile on her face she always has
- >5% adorable, 10% shy, 85% lusting for the D
- "Whaddaya want Flutterrapist?"
- >Her smile fades a bit as she hears your name for her
- >"I-i'm n-not a rapist, I j-just wanted to know if your fetish was i-insertion, so you would love me.."
- >She then turns around and presents her horse vagina to you
- >There is a cucumber sticking out, being pickled with her juices
- "It's not. And now..."
- >You kick her square in the cucumber and send her flying from your house
- "GET OUT!"
- >Shut the door and walk back over to your cereal
- >You are about to take a bit of your now soggy treat when...
- >You hear a knock on the door
- >This time you are actually curious as to who it could be
- >The daily fetish guess is out of the way, this might actually be important
- >Quickly walk back over to the door
- >Open it to find none other than
- >Fluttershy
- >Again
- "What are you doing here Fluttershy? Cuntcumbers are not my fetish"
- "How did you get back so fast anyways? I must've punted you all the way back to your cottage"
- >"U-uhm I w-wouldn't know about any of t-that, I just wanted to know if piercings are your f-fetish"
- >Again she turns around to present that cooter you by now know all too well
- >Its different this time though
- >As her clit winks out to you you see she has had a little ring put through it
- >Where the hell did she get the time to have this done between you getting rid of her and you opening the door again?
- >Now that you think about it, the cucumber is gone as well
- >Although you might've just kicked it hard enough to shove it all the way inside
- >Your thoughts are interrupted by a yellow hoof tapping you on the shoulder from behind
- >"Uhm A-anon, are threesomes your fetish?"
- "Not now Fluttershy I'm trying to figure out how Flutterskank over here managed to-"
- >Realise what you are saying and turn your head around not knowing what to expect
- >Fluttershy is smiling at you creepily
- >Look back in front of you again
- >Fluttershy is fondling her pierced clitoris with her hoof and shaking her flank
- >Look behind you again
- >Fluttershy is smiling even more creepily now, mere inches from your face
- >Theres two Fluttershys now?
- >Say a quick prayer, clearly you have woken up in your own personal hell
- >See a third Fluttershy walking over from outside
- >"H-hi Anon, i-is farting your fetish?"
- >Fluttershy number 3 then cuts a huge one, assaulting your nostrills with the vile aroma of honey, hay, and shit
- "Oh god, I've got to get outta here"
- >Run away from your house and the stench, with three Fluttershys giving chase
- >As you run you see that to your horror, you are running straight for another group of Fluttershys
- >One of them has stuck her hooves in the back ends of four others, and is wearing a fifth Fluttershy over her head like a helmet made of rape
- >All of them speak up
- >"I-is ponyzord your fetish Anon?"
- >"I-is ponyzord your fetish Anon?"
- >"I-is ponyzord your fetish Anon?"
- >"I-is ponyzord your fetish Anon?"
- >"I-is ponyzord your fetish Anon?"
- >"Mph mmmphmph mph mmph Mppph?"
- "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?"
- >Scream as you run past the abomination as you see Fluttershys run over towards you from every direction
- >All of them have prepared a fetish for you
- >"I-is gymnastics your f-fetish?"
- >"Is b-bondage your fetish?"
- >"Is 16th c-century king Henry VIII y-your fetish?"
- >Jump over a Fluttershy approaching you with a dildo while ducking underneath one trying to hit you with a ray of piss
- >Keep sprinting towards Twilight's library, even as hundreds of Fluttershys try to pounce on you and use every conceivable sex toy on your sorry ass
- >You are almost at the door, but a Fluttershy dressed as a sexy baseball player is blocking the way
- >There is a rubber fist attached to the end of the baseball bat she is waving towards you menacingly
- >You decide you have to try anyways, if there is a way out of this madness, it has to be with Twilight
- >Take your final sprint, pushing yourself off of the faces of a Fluttershy wanting to lick your feet, and one who has a horn taped to her forehead she is preparing to shove up your butthole
- >Just before you reach battershy, you break into a slide, and slide underneath the bat
- >You slide through between her legs, and although you get splashed in the face with her vaginal excretions, you do make it past
- "SAFE!"
- >Quickly shut and bolt the door behind you.
- >You are so lucky Twilight saw you running and opened the door for you, else you would still be stuck out there with le Flutterrape army
- >Pull booksmart into a tight embrace and sniffle into her mane
- "Oh god, it was horrible! They were everywhere!"
- >"I know Anon, it was good of you to come here
- "What the hell is going on Twilight? Where did all those Fluttershys come from?"
- >"I have a sneaking suspicion Fluttershy cloned herself at the mirror pool"
- "The mirror pool?"
- >"Its a magical body of water near p0nyville where if you enter, two of you come out"
- "So you are saying Fluttershy cloned herself five hundred times?"
- >"It seems so yes"
- "But why?"
- >"I'm guessing its so she can find your fetish faster"
- >Twilight smirks
- >She knew about your problems with Flutterrapist, but it was mostly a joke to her
- "Okay, so how do we get rid of them?"
- >"I have a plan Anon, you may be surprised to hear, but something like this has actually happened before"
- "With all the shit that goes on around here, I'm not surprised at all actually"
- >"Okay, so here is the plan..."
- >You aren't really sure of this plan, but Twilight said it had worked before, so who were you to doubt?
- >You would have appreciated it though if the first step, to lure all the Fluttershys to one place, would've been a bit more subtle
- >Stand underneath the giant sign saying "GET YOUR HOT MONKEY DICK HERE"
- >Sure enough, hundreds of Fluttershys come sprinting over to you ready to pounce
- >You sure hope the force bubble Twilight surrounded you with can resist the force of this many sexcrazed mares trying to break through
- >Luckily it does, and soon enough, there is five hundred Fluttershys in front of you desperately trying to get to you
- >Now for step two of the plan
- "Okay... Fluttershy, I've brought you here for a reason"
- "You clearly cloned yourself to find my fetish, and the way its going now its going to happen sooner rather than later"
- "So I've decided to just tell you my fetish"
- >Your ears hurt as they are assaulted by the soundwave of 500 Fluttershys squeeing in unison
- "My fetish, is being perfectly calm, sitting still, and being quiet"
- "I will have sex with the Fluttershy who manages to perform my fetish the best"
- >The Fluttershys suddenly all clamp up and sit still, staring at you intensely
- "So now, we begin!"
- >Remove the bathrobe you had been wearing
- >You are now standing buck naked in front of the sea of rapists
- >See a lot of them straining to remain seated, sweat beads forming on their foreheads
- >Seems like one of them can't take it anymore
- >"Oh I-im sorry I can't do your fetish Anon, but I've got to g-get me some of that hOT MONKEY DICK NOW!!"
- >She gets up and jumps towards your cock, but gets zapped with a blast of purple magic in mid air
- >Looks like Twilight has eliminated the first fake
- >See the struck Fluttershy swell up like a balloon and rise to the air
- >Suddenly she bursts up into a shower of gore, blood and guts raining down on the remaining Fluttershys
- >You had no idea what Twilight was actually going to do to the clones, but you sure weren't expecting that
- "Ehm Twi, I like there being less Fluttershys, but don't you think that was a bit harsh?"
- >"What do you mean Anon?", Twilight asks as she zaps a Fluttershy that had begun quitely masturbating
- >The Fluttershy catches on fire and is incinerated to a pile of ashes in seconds
- "Well that, your way of disposing of these clones seems a bit.. excessive"
- >"Nonsense!", Twilight huffs as she makes a clopping Fluttershy's limbs fall off and shrivel up into dried husks
- "Eww Twilight!"
- >You jolt back in disgust, the sudden motion making your penis jump up and down
- >A hundred Fluttershys who took a step forward at seeing your cock move are picked up by a purple beam and tossed into a giant shredder
- >"Relax Anon, they're just clones, they don't feel anything!"
- >You can barely hear Twilight over the screams of a hundred p0nies getting the flesh torn of their bones
- "Really?"
- >"Really. Fluttershy is my friend, I could never hurt her!"
- >She says this while zapping another Fluttershy, nothing seems to happen
- "Ehm, Twilight, that one is still there"
- >"She won't be for long, I gave her terminal cancer"
- >You are still a bit doubtful, but if Twilight says its ok then it probably is
- >After all, she is like a [MOTHER] to you and all of her friends
- >After some more horrible violence that would haunt any sane persons dreams, there is now only two Fluttershys left
- >The two of them are still being perfectly still, quiet, and calm.
- >Staring at your junk like their life depended on it, which, come to think of it, it does
- >After five more minutes, neither of them has moved an inch
- >You're going to have to hurry this process up
- >Step out of your protective bubble
- >Walk over towards the two Fluttershys, conveniently located right next to each other
- >Run your hands through both of their manes
- >Whisper softly into their ears
- "Oh baby, I'm ready to rut you so hard"
- >You see sweat run across the foreheads of both mares
- >Their tails are lifted sky high and they are winking like crazy
- >And yet, they remain still seated
- >Get an idea
- >You take a few steps back, and make a running start
- >Sprint towards them, shouting as loud as you can
- "HERE COMES THE CUNT-PUNT!!"
- >One of the two Fluttershys whimpers and braces for impact
- >She is immediately zapped with a puple beam, clutches her heart, and keels over dead
- >You stop your sprint and speak up confused
- "Twilight, what the hell?!"
- >"What? She moved!"
- "Because I was going to kick her! She obviously remembered my trademark cuntpunts and thus is the real one!"
- "The one here is obviously a fake!"
- >"Oh... OH WAIT LEMME FIX THAT"
- >Another beam of magic fires from Twilight's horn, hitting the last remaining Fluttershy
- >She turns into dust and waves away in the wind
- >"There, all done"
- "Well yeah, you got rid of the clones, but the real Fluttershy is gone now too!"
- >"Oh, I guess she is... Woopsie?"
- >You would be angry, but you have a realisation as to what this means
- >With no more Fluttershy, you are finally free!
- >No more >rape!, no more fetish attempts!
- >You will never ever be
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- >Today was a great, if traumatizing, day