Title: Horny Magic Author: DeMe Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/8MM5EEKH First Edit: Sunday 3rd of February 2013 05:58:25 PM CDT Last Edit: Sunday 3rd of February 2013 05:58:25 PM CDT >Day secret fan club belt in Equestria. >Wake up. >Do that morning routine fo sheezy. >Shitzzle, Showzzle, Shavzzle. >After whatever that was you head downstairs for some breakfast. >Fill up a bowl with some >rape, add some Sweetie Belle brand [spoiler]chocolate milk[/spoiler] >As you dig into the treat, you hear an all too familiar knock on the door. >You don't even feel like opening the door right now. >Decide to try a different approach and just shout. "WHAT DO YOU WANT, FLUTTERSHY?" >Hear a mumble come from the other side of the door, its not loud enough for you to hear though. "I'M SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT? YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP!" >The mumble returns, slightly louder now. >You can make out a bit of what she is saying. >"...-ease open.....door?" "NOPE, IM AFRAID IM FAR TOO BUSY TO BE ABLE TO OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT NOW, COME BACK LATER!" >Laugh to yourself as you shove another spoonful of cereal into your mouth. >Put your bowl in the sink after you finish eating to wash later. >This was actualy the first time in a long while you got to finish your cereal before it got soggy due to being interrupted. >You get a feeling that today is going to be a good day. >Maybe a special day even. >No idea why you feel like this though, its just a strange gut feeling. >Decide to start this grand day by going to Sugarcube Corner and feast on donuts. >All special days must involve mass consumtion of sugar in some way. >Grab your wallet and keys and head for your front door. >Open the door and step out into the world. >Immediately trip and fall on your face. >Get up and look behind you to see what you just tripped on. >A sobbing Fluttershy is lying on your doorstep. >Just get up and move along. Just leave her on the ground. Just get out of here and leave the rapist alon- "You okay Fluttershy? I didn't expect you to still be here." >You hate yourself sometimes. >Fluttershy turns to you and wraps her hooves around you, clinging to you as she bursts into treats. >"I-just-wanted-to-show-you-a-fetiiiiiiiiiish." >Every word is interpunctuated with tearful sobs. >"And-it-was-going-to-make-you-love-me-but-now-you-wooooon't." >Even though she is your rapist, her crying is absolutely heartwrenching to listen to. >Looks like you are going to be a nice guy instead of angry for once. >You don't like it when you aren't angry. "No- no.. it okay.. don't be cry" >Awkwardly rub the back of her head and shoulders. >Make a mental note to slap yourself later for what you are about to suggest. "You could still do the fetish guess now?" >Her eyes brighten up and she looks at you filled with joy. >"Y-you mean it?" ".....Ofcourse..." you grit through your teeth. >"W-well in that case.." >She says this as suddenly a bear-shaped shadow falls over you. >"Is faking sadness to lure you into dropping your guard your fetish?" "Wut" >Feel something strike you in the back of your head. >Start to black out. "Fucking..... Flutter..shy"   >After what feels like ages, you wake up tied up on a bed. >Mondays, huh. >Struggle against your bindings, but its all in vain. >From the corner of your eye, you see the yellow rapist approaching. >"Y-you're finally awake. G-good, now I can show you my love." >Fluttershy jumps onto the bed and starts rubbing a hoof all over your chest. >Gotta think of something fast to get this mare offa you. "FLUTTERSHY WAIT!" >Fluttershy is not waiting. "FLUTTERSHY YOU CAN'T DO THIS!" "WE CAN'T HAVE SEX BECAUSE...... BECAUSE I'M YOUR LONG LOST BROTHER!" >Fluttershy halts for a second. >"Y-you're my brother?" "Yes! So we can't have sex, it would be incest!" "Not to mention I have AIDS!" "A-And.. And I just ate! I have to wait an hour or else I will get cramps!" >Fluttershy looks at you pensively for a moment. >You pulled out all the stops on your elaborate ruse, surely she will let you go now. >"O-our love will conquer everything." >Fuck. >She continues rubbing all over your body with her hooves. >She also moves her head down to your crotch and starts undoing your pants with her teeth. >As she rubs against your crotch you feel a tingle in Anon Jr. >Although your member also starts to harden, this doesn't feel like a regular dicktingle. >You do your best to think unsexy thoughts, but before you know, you are at full mast, your dick burning with an intense tingling sensation. >Fluttershy manages to undo your pants and your dick springs out and slaps her in the cheek. >"Ooh.. s-someone's eager." >As she takes your cock into her mouth, the tingling becomes too much to bear. >Are you seriously going to cum this soon, from being sucked off by Fluttershy of all ponies? >But this feels different though, you aren't going to cum, but still, some sort of release is incoming. >You cannot help but thrust your hips upward. >As you do, you hear a zapping sound, and Fluttershy is promptly blasted upwards off of your dick and into the ceiling. >D-did you.. did you just shoot a laser out of your dick? >AWESOME! >Start thrusting your hips more, airjuggling Fluttershy with your dicklasers. >You come to an awesome realisation. >Coming to Equestria has given you unicorn magic in your dick! >In between lasers to keep your air combo on Fluttershy going, you wave your penis to make the ropes binding you to the bed magically dissappear. >Stop shooting lasers up at Fluttershy. >As she falls down you sweep up your leg and bycicle kick her right in the mareparts, sending her flying through the window. >Realise she had taken you to her house, so you just cuntpunted Fluttershy from your own home. >You don't care though, you're a motherfucking wizard! >You wiggle your dong around and teleport to the center of p0nyville. >This news needs to be shared with the world.   >When you arrive, you see that the ponies had enough foresight to set up a stage and gather a crowd for your grand announcement. >They even got the two princesses on stage to announce you. >As you strut onto the stage in all your pantsless glory, you see purplesmart looking at you funnily. >Take your place on stage next to Twilight. >She whispers to you: >"Anon what are you doing? You are ruining my big moment!" "Your big moment? All these ponies are here to hear my big announcement!" >"What are you talking about? I am about to become crowned princess, thats why they are here!" >Oh yeah, the princess thingy.. >Wait.. was that today? >Oh well, never mind. What you have to say is much more important than Twilights upgrade into ultimate sue anyways. >Grab the microphone and adress the crowd of ponies. "Ladies and gentlemen!" "I know you are all very excited for the crowning of beloved p0nyville citizen Purple Autism." >Twilight looks over at you angrily. "But before we get to the main event, I want you all to look.. at what I can do." >With that you twirl your meat around, magically starting a music track. >You sensually dance around, ocasionally thrusting your hips and sending lasers flying over the crowd. >After you finish the laser show, you speak in to the microphone again. "Thank you for being a great audience. We will now return to the programme as scheduled." >Step down from the stage. >Princess Celestia trots over to the microphone and begins. >"My loyal subjects, as you are all aware, we have gathered here today to see my prized student Twilight Sparkle be crowned as a princess." >The crowd looks as if they don't really care, they probably only came for the free catering afterwards. >"And I'm sure you will all agree with me, when I say that that event will not take place today." >The ponies murmer with confusion, you see Twilight has a look of shock and confusion on her face. >"For the display we have just seen clearly proves that the one worthy of becoming royalty, is Anon!" >There are now excited noises coming from the crowd. >You see Twilight faint. >"So come up Anon, get on stage, you marvellous bastard!" >You don't need to be told twice. >Under loud cheers from the onlookers, you jog onto stage and give your acceptance speech. "And remember to stay in school!" >After the speech and the celebrations you are transformed into an Alihuman. >You have wings now, its pretty cool. >Now you spend your days in Canterlot castle, ruling over Equestria with an iron fist [spoiler]and dick[/spoiler]. >The only annoying part is that every hour another fucking letter appears in front of you in a puff of green smoke. >Twilight is spamming you with hatemail. >You don't really care that much, life is pretty good. >After all, you're not >Fucking Fluttershy.