Title:           A classic joke
Author:          DeMe
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First Edit:      Saturday 5th of January 2013 10:25:58 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 5th of January 2013 10:25:58 AM CDT

**** WARNING: This story contains some gore and other nasty shit, read with caution ***
 
>Day Gilbert Gottfried in Equestria
>Wake up
>Shit, shower, shave
>Go downstairs for a bowl of cereal-O's
>Hear a knock on the door
>Open door
>It's Fluttershy, she has a bunch of different animals with her, a bear, two dogs, and Angel
>"Um, A-Anon, is this your fetish?"
>With that she takes a bow, and takes a few steps back, appearantly about to begin some kind of performance
>It begins with Fluttershy doing cartwheels, with the animals doing a little dance around her
>Then, after a while she stops, and picks up the dogs, balancing them on her hooves
>Suddenly the dogs begin urinating simultaniously, getting it all over Fluttershy
>You are about to speak up, but Fluttershy and all the animals look unphased, like it was all planned
>Fluttershy puts the dogs back on the ground, lays on her back, and starts peeing herself
>The dogs run over to her marehood and start lapping it up
>Angel climbs on top of Fluttershy's head and starts jerking it
>After Fluttershy is done peeing, she gets up
>Angel climbs down from Fluttershy's head over to her backside
>The two dogs have gotten up and have started fucking
>Angel now also enters Fluttershy and starts pumping, Fluttershy sitting on her knees so Angel can actually stand on the ground
>The bear comes over and turns around, hovering his hairy bear ass over the orgy
>The bear then takes a nasty dump on everyone. The stench is unbearable, but they go on unphased, fucking like crazy
>They then all start rolling around in the shit, all still with a look on their faces as though this is a carefully practiced routine
>Fluttershy gets up and lowers her head, starting to eat some of the shit
>Angel climbs back to Fluttershy's marehood and sticks his entire head in
>Fluttershy continues eating shit as Angel completely dissapears in her pussy
>One of the dogs goes over to Fluttershy, presenting his dick to her, and she begins sucking it, leaving brown chunks all over it
>The bear has gotten up from taking a shit and walks up behind Fluttershy
>He presses his massive erection against the hole Angel entered. Even if he wouldn't be there there was no way his giant dick would fit inside
>The other dog has climbed up and is now standing on Fluttershy's back, doing a little dance
>Fluttershy looks pained as the giant bear dong is pushed halfway into her pussy
>You hear a nasty ripping sound, and see a little bit of blood drip down from Fluttershy's torn pussy, meanwhile, she is still sucking the dog's dick
>The bear shoves the rest of his member inside, and begins pumping hard
>The sensations become too much for Fluttershy, as she vomits all over the dog she was sucking off, leaving shit everywhere
>The dog responds by pissing in Fluttershy's mouth
>The bear lets out a scream as he pumps buckets of semen into Fluttershy
>Cum drips out of Fluttershy's pussy past his dick, as he very slowly slides it out of her
>It's covered in semen and a lot of blood, you're not sure if it belongs to Fluttershy or Angel
>The other dog has now also climbed up on top of Fluttershy, and the two dogs are now rapidly switching between fucking, pissing, shitting and vomiting on each other
>The bear grabs one of Fluttershy's hind legs and starts pulling on it with his full strength
>Fluttershy is doing her best to stay balanced on only three legs, so the dogs don't fall off in the middle of their vile acts.
>You hear a cracking sound as Fluttershy's leg breaks from the pulling, the bear doesnt stop
>The flesh rips as Fluttershy's leg separates from the rest of her body, blood splurting everywhere from the nub left behind
>The bear takes a bite out of the leg and starts chewing, then in one go ramming the rest of the bloody leg in Fluttershy's pussy
>While he is pumping the leg in and out of her pussy, he lines his rehardened dick up with Fluttershy's anus and presses forward
>You watch in horror as Fluttershy is DP'd by a bear and her own leg, two dogs 69ing balanced on her back
>For a while the sick scene remains, finally being broken off as the bear squirts a massive load in Fluttershy's ass, you can actually see her belly bulge out a bit
>The bear pulls out, and also takes the leg out of Fluttershy
>Fluttershy turns around so her cunt is facing you, and starts to squeeze
>The dogs get off of Fluttershy and take a pose pointing to Fluttershy, the bear doing the same, you think they might've done jazz hands if they weren't animals
>The pose draws your attention to Fluttershy, who is busy pushing the mangled and cum-soaked body of Angel out of her vagina
>Angel's corpse falls out and hits the ground with a thump
>Fluttershy turns around and looks at you hopefully, awaiting your response
>You are completely in shock from the horrors you just witnessed
FLUTTERSHY WHAT IN THE FUCK!
>You have no idea what in the flying fuck you just witnessed, and decide to ask
What do you even call a fetish like that?!
>"The A-aristocrats!"
>You throw the door in her face, and slump over to a corner to cry
>Fucking Fluttershy