Title:           Dazzlinganon's Usual Reskinned Story
Author:          Dazzlinganon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/MzCEzjdy
First Edit:      Saturday 16th of May 2015 09:10:31 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 16th of May 2015 09:10:31 PM CDT

>Be kidanon
>And be in a setup attempting to be funny
>My mom (did I mention I use first person to be different?) is Adagio Dazzle
>Insert shenanigan's with Dagimom here
>Eventually (and by eventually I mean like three posts in) discover she has a penis through really forced circumstances
>"Hey anon, I'm out of character as fuck, wanna fug?"
"k"
>Start with short blowjob part, make sure to mention ballsucking at one point
>Make mention of poof at some point, probably would have been better before this but who cares, I'll mention it a hundred times after this anyway
>Move on to description of fingering and fucking that really isn't all the descriptive
>Overuse the word pressure and inches sliding in to describe penetration
>She goes faster and faster, nigga Imma using the word thrust like it's Jesus's gift to the world
>Her cum fills up my ass and I cum at the same time because porn logic
>We cuddle because I'm lonely as fuck and my desire to be held always manifests in my stories no matter how rough the sex was supposed to be