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Wats oneshot

By: Dat_Lumberjack on Nov 14th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.12 KB  |  hits: 30  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day writer shenanigans in wherever you are.
  2. >You are one of the many denizens of the thread of Flutterrape and you need a story.
  3. >So you pull a name from a hat and proceed to write out a story...
  4. >At the mention of Wats decision, a portal opened up and out popped Jessica Parker, who emerges from the portal wearing black and dark red panties and bras.
  5. >You silently thank whatever deity or god you worship and quickly rip off your pants when you notice a rather large cock dangling between her legs.
  6. >Quick on your feet, you punch the horse face in her face while your other hand grasps her meaty phallus.
  7. >You then promptly rip it off and proceed to beat her to death with her own penis.
  8. >After about two hours of beating the meat, you realize that this horse wasn't violated.
  9. >Fuck that of sticking YOUR dick inside her.
  10. >So you bend the ded hoerse over and proceed to shove the giant, bloody and rather bruised meat and jam it in as hard as you can!
  11. >All the while singing,
  12. "A,B,C,D,E,F,G Ain't no horse dick goin' in me!"
  13. >And after that, you went to the bar and stuck your dick inside of a pink pretty party pony.
  14. >Eht Dne