Title:           Tae Kwon Do chest
Author:          Dat_Lumberjack
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First Edit:      Friday 5th of April 2013 12:57:37 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 5th of April 2013 12:57:37 PM CDT

>Day Tae Kwon Do in Equestria
 
>You are Anonymous
>You awaken in your bed the sun still not having risen over the horizon.
>You quietly get up from your bed and sneak over the bathroom to preform the triple S.
>You don't want to awaken KBB yet so you shit and shave as quiet as possible and you can always shower later.
>Having done those you quickly head downstairs and start preparing breakfast.
>Today's plan is training Kick Boxing Banana for an tournament that's happening today.
>The prize is a three week all paid for vacation to Canterlot and prize bits of ten thousand.
>You NEED Kick Boxing Banana to win so that you both can go on a well deserved vacation.
>Especially KBB since Fluttershy thought that a hot fudge sundae might be your fetish.
>Needless to say KBB was traumatized when he saw flutters eating a banana.
>Snapping back to the present you start slicing fruits up and putting them into a bowl for KBB.
>He doesn't care about other fruit just bananas..a bit racist you know.
>Having done that you head back upstairs back to your and pull the lever next to your bed.
>Moments later Kick Boxing Banana appears kicking down the door from whence he came from.
>"KICK KICK BOX BANANA!"
"Exactly my cool companion!"
>You head over to the bathroom and shower while KBB heads downstairs and eats his breakfast.
>After the showering is done you head downstairs to the kitchen table to eat your breakfast.
>For the first time in ages you finish your Luna-Os without interruption from Yellow timid.
>You know she's planning something big but that doesn't mean you're going to cancel training.
>Putting your dishes in the sink you and KBB head outside and promptly begin your training.
>Cue training montage.
>You and KBB are jogging up a mountain to better focus on the life force of the universe...the dragon chasing you and KBB also helps motivates you both.
>After that's done KBB and you head towards the river to strengthen yourselves with the strength of nature.
>Unfortunately for the both of you she's on her period and sends a swarm of bees to fuck your shit up.
>The montage ends with both you and KBB posing on a hill overlooking Ponyville.
>Fires ravage the town and ponies scream as you and Kick Boxing Banana watch the carnage.
>How the fires started you don't know but frankly, you don't give a fuck.
>Heading back home, you and KBB go to bed to rest up for tomorrow.
>In hindsight you probably should've trained him weeks ago...
>Fuck it.
>After a second shower you head upstairs and go to bed.
>You wake up in the middle of a brightly lit forest surrounding a lake.
>Getting up you dust yourself off and look at your surroundings.
>Classic forest setup but minus the sounds of nature.
"8/10 would get lost again."
>Walking towards the water you realize that no nature sounds meant you were in a dream and being in a dream meant..
>"Greetings Anonymous!"
>You turn around and are met with none other than moon horse.
>"We'd appreciate it if you acknowledged us with our proper title!"
>Right she can read your mind.
"What is it you want?"
>She looks at you with concern as she explains that she has looked into Fluttershy dreams and revealed that she was training a champion to defeat KBB.
"One, Why are you telling me this now?"
"Two, how does this involve you?"
"And three what's the price for this information going to be?
>She gazes upon your body like you would looking at bacon.
>An intense hunger and lust, just imagining a woman rubbing the slice of meat all over her body as you eat it off her..
>"ANONYMOUS!"
> You quickly snap out of your stupor.
>Luna looks at you livid.
"What?"
>"We'd appreciate it if you stopped acting like a foal in a candyshop."
"We'll?"
"What's your price?"
>"We believe you already know the answer.."
>The dream starts to fade away as Luna calls out to you.
>"Beware the chest!"
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