Tae Kwon Do chest

>Day Tae Kwon Do in Equestria

 

>You are Anonymous

>You awaken in your bed the sun still not having risen over the horizon.

>You quietly get up from your bed and sneak over the bathroom to preform the triple S.

>You don't want to awaken KBB yet so you shit and shave as quiet as possible and you can always shower later.

>Having done those you quickly head downstairs and start preparing breakfast.

>Today's plan is training Kick Boxing Banana for an tournament that's happening today.

>The prize is a three week all paid for vacation to Canterlot and prize bits of ten thousand.

>You NEED Kick Boxing Banana to win so that you both can go on a well deserved vacation.

>Especially KBB since Fluttershy thought that a hot fudge sundae might be your fetish.

>Needless to say KBB was traumatized when he saw flutters eating a banana.

>Snapping back to the present you start slicing fruits up and putting them into a bowl for KBB.

>He doesn't care about other fruit just bananas..a bit racist you know.

>Having done that you head back upstairs back to your and pull the lever next to your bed.

>Moments later Kick Boxing Banana appears kicking down the door from whence he came from.

>"KICK KICK BOX BANANA!"

"Exactly my cool companion!"

>You head over to the bathroom and shower while KBB heads downstairs and eats his breakfast.

>After the showering is done you head downstairs to the kitchen table to eat your breakfast.

>For the first time in ages you finish your Luna-Os without interruption from Yellow timid.

>You know she's planning something big but that doesn't mean you're going to cancel training.

>Putting your dishes in the sink you and KBB head outside and promptly begin your training.

>Cue training montage.

>You and KBB are jogging up a mountain to better focus on the life force of the universe...the dragon chasing you and KBB also helps motivates you both.

>After that's done KBB and you head towards the river to strengthen yourselves with the strength of nature.

>Unfortunately for the both of you she's on her period and sends a swarm of bees to fuck your shit up.

>The montage ends with both you and KBB posing on a hill overlooking Ponyville.

>Fires ravage the town and ponies scream as you and Kick Boxing Banana watch the carnage.

>How the fires started you don't know but frankly, you don't give a fuck.

>Heading back home, you and KBB go to bed to rest up for tomorrow.

>In hindsight you probably should've trained him weeks ago...

>Fuck it.

>After a second shower you head upstairs and go to bed.

>You wake up in the middle of a brightly lit forest surrounding a lake.

>Getting up you dust yourself off and look at your surroundings.

>Classic forest setup but minus the sounds of nature.

"8/10 would get lost again."

>Walking towards the water you realize that no nature sounds meant you were in a dream and being in a dream meant..

>"Greetings Anonymous!"

>You turn around and are met with none other than moon horse.

>"We'd appreciate it if you acknowledged us with our proper title!"

>Right she can read your mind.

"What is it you want?"

>She looks at you with concern as she explains that she has looked into Fluttershy dreams and revealed that she was training a champion to defeat KBB.

"One, Why are you telling me this now?"

"Two, how does this involve you?"

"And three what's the price for this information going to be?

>She gazes upon your body like you would looking at bacon.

>An intense hunger and lust, just imagining a woman rubbing the slice of meat all over her body as you eat it off her..

>"ANONYMOUS!"

> You quickly snap out of your stupor.

>Luna looks at you livid.

"What?"

>"We'd appreciate it if you stopped acting like a foal in a candyshop."

"We'll?"

"What's your price?"

>"We believe you already know the answer.."

>The dream starts to fade away as Luna calls out to you.

>"Beware the chest!"

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