- PUNS FOR FUN BECAUSE I LOVE BUNS!
- 1.Pinkie pie? More like creamy pie If you ask me.
- 2.Lyra, made her "sit" on it.
- 3.Baratone, made him go ALL homo.
- 4.Ragey Anon, I didn't know angry sex was that epic!
- 5.Bon Bon, whoever said she tasted like candy was fucking right!
- 6.Brave little pyro, he wasn't really little at all.
- 7.Celestia and Luna, we had a solar eclipse today.
- 8.Zecora, she begged for me to stick it in, so I just filled her in!
- 9.Twilight sparkle, I did her like she does homework, hard on the desk and all night long.
- 10.Winona, we did it doggy style
- 11.Iron will, I sure grabbed the bull by the "horns"
- 12.Chrysalis, I made sure she took ALL my love.
- 13.Diamond tiara, made her a princess.
- 14.Shining armour, wasn't really shining after I was done with him.
- 15.Silver spoon, I made her the little spoon.
- 16.Applebloom, she sure was in bloom.
- 17.Applejack, she rode me cowgirl style.
- 18.Derpy, when I stuck it in her eyes went straight...straight up!
- 19.Spike, I asked him if liked dragons because I was going to be dragon my balls across his face.
- 20.Fluttershy? Fuck that noise!
- 21.Nightmare moon, she sure made me wish the night lasted forever.
- 22.Cutie mark crusaders, what? They said they had their cutie marks!
- 23.Spitfire, best flyer in equestria, also best cum dumpster!
- 24.Rainbow dash, fuck the rainbow, taste the rainbow.
- 25.Celestia, sure gave me morning wood.
- 26.Picklehead42, he sure pickled my cucumber.
- 27.Chrysalis and rainbow dash, I had me a double rainbow!
- 28.Rarity and Raritan, goddamn they both whined when I went in dry!
- 29.Baratone and chrysalis, I had the most intense eargasm in my entire life.
- 30.Applejack and applebloom, incest? More like wincest!
- 31.Rarity and sweetie bell, bubble butt sisters.
- 32.Aloe and lotus, I had a double happy ending.
- 33.Silver spoon and diamond tiara, ok they DO have their cutie marks!
- 34.Alex and vinyl scratch, the only thing I remember is a purple hippo.
- 35.Vinyl scratch and Octavia, we all made sweet music together.
- 36.Slasher science and twilight sparkle, that's the last fucking time i'm experimenting with them again!
- 37.Luna, helped her invent the first moon creampie.
- 38.Daring do, she sure was daring about anal.
- 39.Daring do, it wasn't about the daring but more about the doing.
- 40.Jibber and Scootaloo, that was the most saddest orgasm I ever had.
- 41.Jibber and Scootaloo, their tears made an excellent lubricant!
- 42.Rarity, my pain was her pleasure.
- 43.Discord, six charges of beastiality for the crazy price of one!
- 44.Stichy Stichy white and bitchy, you could say finding a pun about her is quite a rarity.
- 45.Twilight sparkle and Celestia, like teacher, like student.
- 46.Miss cheerilee, I taught her a few things.
- 47.Luna, you think the royal canterlot voice is loud, wait till you hear the royal orgasm scream.
- 48.Fractured flow, after penetration there was quite a flow going on.
- 50.Spitfire and brave little pyro, we made the bed into an inferno!
- 51.Molestia, I turned the molester into the molested.
- 52.Sweetie bell, she sure tasted sweet.
- 53.Gilda, after last night she wasn't calling me dweeb anymore.
- 54.Scootaloo, lets just say that scooter wasn't the only thing she was riding hard.
- 55.Braeburn, the only good apple of the bunch.
- 56.Granny Smith, the wrinklier the fruit,the sweeter it tastes.
- 57.Granny Smith and applebloom, age is only a number.
- 58.Celestia and Rarity, booty booty booty rocking everywhere!
- 59.Zecora, fucked her so hard she couldn't rhyme for a week.
- 60.Spike, his scales aren't the most hardest thing when I'm around.
- 61.trixie, great and powerful? More like slutty and flexible.
- 62.Applejack and rainbow dash, they both had a competition to who would last the longest....I won.
- 63.sweetie bell, sweet on the street, mean in the sheets.
- 64.Cordan, he showed me his weapon.
- 65.Kyle haas, we had a air guitar dual...naked.
- 66.Domino, I didn't know his fetish was pizza but damn it tasted good!
- 67.Aviator Anon, he showed me how they do it in Australia.
- 68.Zecora, she had some big buns, so I had great fun!
- 69. Equestria, no one and nothing is safe when I'm around.
- 70.Celestia and Luna, Celestia wasn't much trouble until Luna came and made it double!
- 71.lasagna, the wavy part isn't the only thing I enjoyed.
- 72.big friendly ninja, oh he was friendly alright.
- 73.Nightmare moon, the night didn't last long enough...
- 74.Chrysalis, there wasn't enough holes..
- 75.Cadence, She didn't need a love spell for me
- 76.applebloom, mando wasn't her first
- 77.lyra and rarity, gave them both a "helping hand"
- 78.changelings, there wasn't enough of them
- 79.spitfire, she should change her name to swallowfire
- 80.spitfire, she sure didn't spit.
- 81.panda, his paws were soft.
- 82.lancelot, his "lance" was sure impressive.
- 83.bon bon, she was sugary sweet in bed but sour after.
- 84.bon bon, hard, bitter outside, sweet and gooey in the inside.
- 85.zecora, I sure "bumped" her plump rump and gave it quite a good thump.
- 86.Jchallo, pussy isn't the only thing he likes now...
- 88.nebelus, his black hole sure was long and deep.
- 89.twilicorn, she ain't even overpowered in bed
- 90.minuette, she lasted waaay longer than a minute.
- 91.rongnome, his guns aren't the only big thing in his arsenal.
- 92.Alex, I gave him "bacon", he gave me "syrup"
- 93.Baratone, his voice isn't the only deep thing I like about him.
- 94.A Flock of Yorkshire Pudding, I sure showed him a "jolly" good time.
- 95.Picklehead, he tickled my pickle.
- 96.red heart, I showed her my Purple Heart
- 97.Celestia, the ass was fat.
- 98.Dananatuffs, called him ananatuffs, he wanted the D so I gave it him.
- 99.bon bon, made her suck my lollipop
- 100.Luna, Chrysalis, Twilight, and Baratone, holy shit I must have died because I'm in heaven.
- 101.the pie family, well one way or another they all got their cream pies
- 102.Luna and Chrysalis, we made passionate love in the moonlight.
- 103.vinyl scratch, made her cum harder than the basses she drops.
- 104.octavia, I leafed through her "octavo"
- 105.Twilight sparkle, showed her the magic of sex.
- 106.applejack, she can sure buck all night long.
- 107.rarity, making dresses ain't the only thing she does behind closed doors.
- 108.pinkie pie and Zecora, at first they were kinky until I made them creamy.
- 109.scootaloo, she may not say she isn't a chicken but she sure taste like one.
- 110.Zecora, loves like a sinner, runs like a zigger.
- 111.garble, I made sure he garbled.
- 112.mrs.cake, moist like the cakes she makes.
- 113.Ponyville, finding a virgin here is a rarity.
- 114.Canterlot, take me down to Canterlot city, where the grass is green and the mares are pretty, take me home yeah yeah....
- 115.Luna, her body was like the night sky, beauty to gaze upon and I was eager to explore it.
- 116.Equestria, gotta fuck them all
- 117.aloe and lotus, everyone had a happy ending...
- 118.spike, bad dragon ain't got nothing on the real thing!
- 119.cutie mark crusaders, helped the earn their cutie marks.
- 120.all your wat, my wat isn't the only thing I gave him
- 121.milk mare, milked her dry.
- 122.fluer di Lis, regal on the outside, savage on the inside.
- 123.cutie mark crusaders, the fuck you mean they weren't legal!?
- 124.diamond dogs, diamonds weren't the hardest thing they found on me.
- 125. Daring do, she entered my temple of coom...
- 126.rose luck, she trimmed my bushes.
- 127. Big friendly ninja, he was friendly at first then he showed me how big he was but after that he left like a ninja.
- 128.wuten, fucking guy left pasta stains on my sheets.
- 129.Alex, he was "up" and aboot so I had to show him good time eh?
- 130.nurse red heart, we practiced "medicine" all night long
- 131.applejack and pinkie pie, I had me an apple pie
- 132.Domino, he was like his pizza hot, steamy and good enough to share.
- 133.pinkie pie, I took the first slice of that pie...
- 134.Chrysalis, I was her first "love"
- 135. Applejack, I bobbed her apples first.
- 136.Luna, Armstrong wasn't the first one on the moon
- 137. Celestia, helped her dawn...
- 138.rarity,I had the first piece of that marshmallow.
- 139.twilight,I read the first page of her book.
- 140.rainbow dash, I helped her cum first.
- 141.trixie, I popped her fireworks.
- 142.ulsa major, wasn't as impressive as a Canadian bear...
- 143.candence,I taught her first lesson in love
- 145.twilight sparkle, she had that new book smell.
- 146.rarity, used, abused, and lewd....just the way I like them.
- 147.applejack, she bobbed my apples.
- 148.rarity, I stretched her seams.
- 149.Big Mac, I was the first to start calling him "big"
- 150.Derpy, I popped her bubble.
- 151.Rarity,I showed her my family jewels.
- 152.Zecora, she thought of me as a fool until I showed her my tool.
- 153.Luna,fucked her until she started seeing stars.
- 154.Iron will, I showed him my balls of steel.
- 155.Celestia,she sure enjoyed my banana.
- 156.Chrysalis, she took role playing to a whole new level.
- 157.spike, He's certainly a dragon where it counts.
- 158.Gilda, I showed my idea for a good time.
- 159.Gilda, tastes like chicken.
- 160.Celestia and Luna, talk about cougars....
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