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  1. >Day Movie Reference in Equestria
  2. >Wake up
  3. >Shit, Shower
  4. >Shaving is for lesser men
  5. >Men with fewer pecks and smaller arms
  6. >Put on cape and thong, and await the messenger
  7. >Today is the day
  8. >The day where you will be rid of Fluttershy
  9. >You had been planning meticulously for this moment, ever since the yellow menace had first attempted to guess your fetish months ago
  10. >KNOCK KNOCK
  11. >It is time
  12. >You open the door
  13. >Fluttershy is there, wearing a turban and holding a parchment in her mouth
  14. >”Hmmr Ammon”
  15. >You sigh
  16. >You yank the paper from her mouth, and open it
  17. >You read it aloud
  18. Anon, I come to you with an offering; unless you surrender to me your hot monkey dick, I will annex your house, and all of your possessions. There is no need for an unnecessary war between us. Let our two homes know peace and constant sex.
  19. >You roll the paper back up, and throw it behind you into the house
  20. >Fluttershy looks up at you with hope in her eyes
  21. >”Are h-hostile takeovers your f-fetish, Anon?”
  22. >You smile
  23. Yes, Fluttershy. Hostile takeovers are my fetish. Now come with me, so I can give you my…
  24. >”Hot monkey dick!”
  25. Yes. Hot monkey dick.
  26. >You turn and walk around the other side of your house, Fluttershy following in your footsteps
  27. >You think you can hear her panting
  28. >You arrive in your backyard, and Fluttershy gasps
  29. >”W-what is this, A-anon?”
  30. >You ignore her, looking fondly at your creation
  31. >A massive hole lies in the middle of your yard
  32. >Now is the time
  33. Fluttershy! You have gone too far, and now your fate is sealed!
  34. >You wave your hands with a flourish, motioning towards the hole
  35. >Fluttershy gulps, backing up
  36. >”B-but you s-said that h-hostile t-takeovers were your f-fetish!”
  37. >You turn to Fluttershy, taking a step forward
  38. You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to MY city steps
  39. >”W-what are y-yo-“
  40. You insult my queen
  41. >”B-but I was g-going to be your q-que”
  42. You threaten my people with slavery and death
  43. >”W-what p-people are y-you t-talking abo-“
  44. I’ve chosen your fate carefully, Fluttershy
  45. >She’s crying now, but you can see juices flowing down her back legs as well
  46. >Disgusting
  47. Perhaps you should have done the same
  48. >”T-this is c-crazy, Anon!”
  49. >You take a deep breath
  50. Crazy?
  51. >You pick Fluttershy up
  52. THIS
  53. IS
  54. SPARTA
  55. >”W-whatta?”
  56. >And with that, you throw Fluttershy into your bottomless pit
  57. >3 months of work
  58. >All for this moment
  59. >You smile and sit down
  60. >Today was a good da-
  61. >”U-um, Anon?”
  62. >What
  63. >You look, and see the Pegasus flying above your masterpiece
  64. >Next time you’ll just make a spear
  65. >Fucking Fluttershy
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